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Jay!
@ohheyitsjay.bsky.social
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I like red pandas and any and all little guys.
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August 19, 2024 at 7:08 PM
If you’d like to help me buy something nice, my cashapp is $NiceGoingDanzig
It’s my 30th birthday.
June 17, 2024 at 3:50 PM
It’s my 30th birthday.
June 17, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Feel free to share this if you’d be so inclined.
This year will be my 30th birthday and the first without my mother who passed a little over 3 weeks ago so I’d like to spend my combination weekend of Father’s Day/my birthday not dwelling on that and maybe doing something fun. If you would like, my CA is $NiceGoingDanzig
June 15, 2024 at 7:25 PM
This year will be my 30th birthday and the first without my mother who passed a little over 3 weeks ago so I’d like to spend my combination weekend of Father’s Day/my birthday not dwelling on that and maybe doing something fun. If you would like, my CA is $NiceGoingDanzig
June 15, 2024 at 6:28 PM
If dogs could drink Gatorade I would give so many dogs Gatorade
June 11, 2024 at 2:12 AM
I turn 30 a week from today.

$NiceGoingDanzig
June 10, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Hey bluesky friends, long time no see.
June 9, 2024 at 4:10 PM
(Calls waiter over) what do you mean I can’t jerk off in this IHOP
February 6, 2024 at 5:51 PM
I sincerely wish I could just ask people for money and they’d send it
November 18, 2023 at 12:59 AM
Why did so many pervy accounts follow me
November 17, 2023 at 9:20 AM
Who up whacking that banana
November 15, 2023 at 9:10 AM
Pulling my dick out at the dinner table so the waiter is intimidated
November 15, 2023 at 8:34 AM
It really sucks that nothing is picking my spirits up
November 9, 2023 at 1:19 AM
If you say that one more time I swear to god I will put my dick in your jar of freshly opened peanut butter
November 8, 2023 at 9:28 PM
Bubble Boy fucking rules anyway so
November 8, 2023 at 8:27 PM
The fun thing about depression on your day off is there’s nothing you had to do in the first place so you can just sit in the bath until you start to maybe feel better.
November 8, 2023 at 8:12 PM
Hi hi blue sky
November 7, 2023 at 7:18 PM
I truly hate when I can’t fall asleep
November 4, 2023 at 7:01 AM
Me when I’ve never had to knock on wood but know someone who has i.pinimg.com/originals/48...
November 3, 2023 at 5:19 PM
Good morning job interview morning.
November 3, 2023 at 3:40 PM
I Came a Ghost?
Tag yourself. My holes are haunted
October 31, 2023 at 10:51 PM
Oh shit I got 200 followers thanks all of you
October 31, 2023 at 9:43 PM
Watched @jeremykaplowitz.com routine as Jerry Seinfeld dating a 17-year old again yesterday and god that’s just good comedy.
October 31, 2023 at 4:01 PM