Ohh Crap Guy
ohhcrapguy.longisland.nyc
Ohh Crap Guy
@ohhcrapguy.longisland.nyc
NYC Technomage
Heavily.

Probably in PDF format, where you can just remove the redaction layer. They really are that incompetent.
November 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Or you use VaultWarden, a FOSS version of BitWarden that you run on your own hardware and keep locked behind your own VPN on a secured VLAN...
September 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I mean, it's a really good question, and the reasons why are kind of important.

But in the interest of flippant comments, because it's inherently an individual decision, maybe 99% of his descendants did change their name? Maybe half of humans are actually descended from Khan or less famous augments
August 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Two ways to read that:

1. So we don't understand history
2. Because they're gonna turn them into prisons
August 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Mind you, i don't think they should have done anything in particular, it's kind of a no-win scenario, you know? It's a difficult thing to have in your ancestry, and not wanting to have kids to burden with that is also understandable.
August 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Look at Hitler's family, they decided to stop having kids so that no one would look to their progeny for any kind of Fourth Reich. That didn't really stop the US, but also the idea that ancestry is important is also a very fascist ideology, so it's kind like... Eh?
August 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I think the important thing is the difficulty of people looking at someone as though they share in the guilt of their ancestor's crimes, and not wanting to deal with that, but also not wanting to be forced to change your life and identity because of that.
August 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I mean, *some* offense intended, I hope
August 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
They were pretty good and had no major issues or incidents?
August 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Quieter. And. Quieter.

"What did you say? We do need a new-TRAIN HORN AT 90dB

Fuck scammers.
August 9, 2025 at 6:52 AM
"Hello? Sorry, my headset is a bit messed up, can you speak up?"

The instinct, from someone who's been a phone jockey (support, not cold calling scams) is to push your headset into your ear, and talk louder.

"Is this about the website? It'll be back up as soon as we can find a new provider."
August 9, 2025 at 6:52 AM
What they get at that point is a recording of hold music for 10 seconds, interrupted by "thank you for -" and then the voice of someone answering, quietly, with background noise of an office.

The voice asks them to speak up, while the voice gets a bit quieter with each request.
August 9, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I set up my Asterisk server to field calls from them, and play an IVR that mentions "problems with our website, please press 9 to contact our tech team".

They always press 9.
August 9, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Of course, social distance metrics can get VERY computationally costly, they'll need to be pre-derived. This can be helped by the linked idea that following someone for longer should increase one's trust in the people they follow.

So every few days, the system can calculate 3rd, 4th, & 5th degrees
August 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Like, if I follow someone, I want to trust their contribution more than someone who's followed by someone I follow, etc.

6 degrees of Kevin Bacon, basically, closer people get a preference over further people.
August 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
This site needs to allow some sort of ability for people to add alt text to images missing it, or unhelpful alt text, preferably with a trust metric derived from one's distance from the person providing the alternative alt-text.
August 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
You fool. You absolute rube. Only gamblers play Dabo, the house always has the edge. There's no such thing as a professional Dabo player.

That's why I'm a Tongo player.
August 9, 2025 at 6:27 AM
You misunderstand, we're not pro-"life", we're pro-"creating children that will be easily separated from caregivers so that we have easy access to more victims because the endless cycle of victimization can't exist without a plentiful supply".

Also it's ephebophilia, not pedophilia.

- Republicans
August 9, 2025 at 6:24 AM
gd it
August 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Fucking amazing. Now I want Hugh Laurie to see this.

Wait, is he, like, cool? With trans people specifically, because of the whole... British thing.

Like, obviously we have decent ones like David Tennant, i just don't know if Hugh is like that?
August 8, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Then, finally, they'll get around to the liberals, the very cowards who have been throwing everyone else under the bus this whole time.

And the liberals will go along calmly, refusing to fight back even for themselves, because all they seem to care about is decorum.
July 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Of course, these are liberals, and they will say "okay" to throwing gay people under the bus.

Then it'll be black people... liberals will say "okay", and be glad it's not them.

Then it'll be communists, then it'll be socialists, and then trade unionists... and stop me if you've heard this before.
July 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I mean, yeah, but the self-serving liberal cowards don't care about that. But even they should care about what happens when you bend the knee to fascists, for their own sake

They come back. Liberals say "okay" to throwing trans people under the bus, and they know what they'll say for gay people.
July 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM