Marc
@ohhaimarc.bsky.social
I tell stories and laugh at my own jokes.
So my latest form of entertainment is responding to spam text messages with absurd responses. Yeah yeah, I know I should block and report and move on - but alas here we are.
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
So my latest form of entertainment is responding to spam text messages with absurd responses. Yeah yeah, I know I should block and report and move on - but alas here we are.
I too was curious about what cum clam chowder entailed...
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I too was curious about what cum clam chowder entailed...
Moved a heavy box for someone I have a crush on. Asked @jusy0live.bsky.social on some flirting advice.
This was her suggestion:
This was her suggestion:
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Moved a heavy box for someone I have a crush on. Asked @jusy0live.bsky.social on some flirting advice.
This was her suggestion:
This was her suggestion:
Happy Anniversary @jusy0live.bsky.social
Thank you for being my best friend and with me till the end of the line. 🍑💜😘
Thank you for being my best friend and with me till the end of the line. 🍑💜😘
October 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Happy Anniversary @jusy0live.bsky.social
Thank you for being my best friend and with me till the end of the line. 🍑💜😘
Thank you for being my best friend and with me till the end of the line. 🍑💜😘
October 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Some pics of @jusy0live.bsky.social and I.
October 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Some pics of @jusy0live.bsky.social and I.
Let me know how many snoops you find
October 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Let me know how many snoops you find
As a non Canadian who had access to Much Music(iykyk) when I was in high school, this album was on repeat in my bedroom while reading the wheel of time and the rift war saga.
Dropping deep cuts on y'all.
Dropping deep cuts on y'all.
October 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
As a non Canadian who had access to Much Music(iykyk) when I was in high school, this album was on repeat in my bedroom while reading the wheel of time and the rift war saga.
Dropping deep cuts on y'all.
Dropping deep cuts on y'all.
Cute pic of @jusy0live.bsky.social and I on the plane. 😍
October 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Cute pic of @jusy0live.bsky.social and I on the plane. 😍
Girl, do not threaten me with a good time.
October 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Girl, do not threaten me with a good time.
Hey @jusy0live.bsky.social - the back of your head is ridiculous
October 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Hey @jusy0live.bsky.social - the back of your head is ridiculous
Unironically, this song goes so hard. Gets me hyped in the gym.
October 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Unironically, this song goes so hard. Gets me hyped in the gym.
Ay shout out to that time I met Mr Met at a club in Queens.
October 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Ay shout out to that time I met Mr Met at a club in Queens.
Came home from work the other day to @jusy0live.bsky.social setting up her goon station.
October 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Came home from work the other day to @jusy0live.bsky.social setting up her goon station.
My brother sent me this with the text "some things make me think of you"
I'm proud to have earned this reputation
I'm proud to have earned this reputation
October 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
My brother sent me this with the text "some things make me think of you"
I'm proud to have earned this reputation
I'm proud to have earned this reputation
I know you're not supposed to choose a favorite among your pets, but......
August 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I know you're not supposed to choose a favorite among your pets, but......
I nerded so hard I sweated through my shirt. Rebuilding my server and network station took me almost 9 hours today.
July 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I nerded so hard I sweated through my shirt. Rebuilding my server and network station took me almost 9 hours today.
As someone who has the luxury of seeing you every day, I consider it a good day when I see you smile.
It's a great day when I make you smile.
It's a great day when I make you smile.
July 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
As someone who has the luxury of seeing you every day, I consider it a good day when I see you smile.
It's a great day when I make you smile.
It's a great day when I make you smile.
Aftermath of one of those parties and me waking up in a skirt.
July 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Aftermath of one of those parties and me waking up in a skirt.
As someone who has thrown absurdly stupid house parties in my younger years, I'm sad to hear this is a thing of the past.
July 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
As someone who has thrown absurdly stupid house parties in my younger years, I'm sad to hear this is a thing of the past.