Oh FFS Gary
@ohffsgary.bsky.social
Australian. Full time carer. Mobility impaired. Depression, anxiety, panic disorder and arthritic. Companion to a cat named Puppy. I'm the same age as old people.
Ian.
Ian.
They should sponsor you.
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM
They should sponsor you.
Personal wife or work wife?
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Personal wife or work wife?
"Keep the change."
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
"Keep the change."
You're going to need a bigger box.
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
You're going to need a bigger box.
It would be taking the prep one day early by mistake.
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 AM
It would be taking the prep one day early by mistake.
I'm sticking with the party pies and sausage rolls.
November 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I'm sticking with the party pies and sausage rolls.
They can't say the cattle aren't trying to assimilate. They've already learned the language.
MOO.
MOO.
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
They can't say the cattle aren't trying to assimilate. They've already learned the language.
MOO.
MOO.
Time for your tourettes to kick in.
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Time for your tourettes to kick in.
That's well above my pay grade.
November 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
That's well above my pay grade.
My cat colour matches my furniture for me.
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
My cat colour matches my furniture for me.
I'm not ruling out a comeback just yet.
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I'm not ruling out a comeback just yet.
They probably cut up a good coffee table to make those pallets.
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 AM
They probably cut up a good coffee table to make those pallets.
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 AM
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
I've been told that my tool is sub par.
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I've been told that my tool is sub par.
That bridge has had more bumps than Stevie Wonder's little toe.
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
That bridge has had more bumps than Stevie Wonder's little toe.
Watch, I'd gladly hold the tarp.
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Watch, I'd gladly hold the tarp.