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Kayla Chadwick
@offthemonster.bsky.social
Red Sox fan mad at the Red Sox
Bandwagoning Dodgers fan
MS NOW segment producer
Sneakers enthusiast
She/her
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how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Beautiful day to be an elitist New York piece of shit

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I’M A NEW YORK PIECE OF S%!T AND IT’S AWESOME! #billyeichner #billyonthestreet
YouTube video by billyonthestreettv
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November 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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welcome to bluesky

you’re now 35 and love baseball, contractually. it’s in the TOS
November 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
[I took this photo]
November 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
November 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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BREAKING: New York Governor Kathy Hochul is set to sign an executive order allowing pharmacists to prescribe and administer Covid-19 vaccines to anyone who requests them, regardless of age or underlying conditions.
September 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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No more position players pitching. Make the manager pitch.
June 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Awful time to be alive but truly an amazing time to be a hater
June 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I was already going to die mad at the Red Sox because of the Mookie Betts trade and now this???!!!!
June 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
May 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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April 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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every year on patriots' day we commemorate the “here comes the pizza” incident from 2007, in which don orsillo and the late great jerry remy grow increasingly deranged trying to understand the motives of the man who hurled a slice of pizza at a guy attempting to catch a foul ball
#redsox 🍕 ⚾️
April 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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every MLB opening day I like to reflect on some of the lessons baseball teaches us about life, like how it's a miserable grinding slog that almost always ends in meaningless failure, and even your attempt to endeavor it is something most people will never have the time or inclination to care about
March 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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How can you not love baseball?
March 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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March 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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In which the Department of Homeland Security struggles to answer a very simple question: "Is any criticism of the United States government a deportable offense?"

(From NPR here: www.npr.org/2025/03/13/n...)
March 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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this is pretty much the perfect Bluesky headline
Honking Complaints Plunge 69% Inside Congestion Pricing Zone
In the first two months of the Manhattan vehicle tolls that Trump wants to nix, gripes over blasting horns sunk when compared to 2024.
www.thecity.nyc
March 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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A reminder that women’s sports are kept separate from men’s not to protect women from always losing to men, but rather to ensure that no man ever loses to a woman.
I’m not making this up; that’s literally the reason.
March 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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A friend included this anti-acknowledgement section on her PhD thesis. She also added the proposition: “Systematic bullying and undermining of girls and women in STEM starts early on and is the reason why they do not stay in science and related fields.”
Absurd we still need to go through this
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March 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
On the 1 train and the conductor makes the usual announcements, then goes, “this is your conductor speaking, guess who’s going on vacation next week?” Long pause… “Not me.” Another pause… “My supervisor.”

Incredible comedic timing.
February 22, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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DraftKings seeing the odds: use promo code “DINOSAURS” and we will match your bet
February 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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“Now more than ever, cis female athletes must show solidarity with trans athletes” - @johannamellis.bsky.social writing in July 2023. ICYMI then, read her important piece about the actual threat to girls & women in sports—cis men. www.theguardian.com/sport/2023/j...
Now more than ever, cis female athletes must show solidarity with trans athletes | Johanna Mellis
Anti-trans activists want us to believe that transgender female athletes pose the gravest danger to cis girls’ and women’s bodies, success and scholarships. They couldn’t be more wrong
www.theguardian.com
February 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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I wanted to know why so many young men are betting on sports. What I learned genuinely shocked me.

My story @us.theguardian.com

www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/j...
How the quick high of ‘fast-food gambling’ ensnared young men
Betting companies are making huge amounts from the confidence of young, male customers who think they can beat the system
www.theguardian.com
January 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM