Missy
@officialmissyr.bsky.social
Football, sarcasm, and dark humor are my love languages. Just out here trying to live my best life and take care of my babies.
I miss Gano. I said what I said.
December 1, 2024 at 10:32 PM
I miss Gano. I said what I said.
Carolina did better than I could have even imagined. Can’t be mad at it.
November 24, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Carolina did better than I could have even imagined. Can’t be mad at it.
I have to work Thanksgiving so I’m hosting mine today. Cooking with football on in the background and it doesn’t feel much different.
November 24, 2024 at 6:55 PM
I have to work Thanksgiving so I’m hosting mine today. Cooking with football on in the background and it doesn’t feel much different.
That didn’t last long.
Welp. Let me turn my attention from the game to my book.
November 22, 2024 at 4:08 AM
That didn’t last long.
Welp. Let me turn my attention from the game to my book.
November 22, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Welp. Let me turn my attention from the game to my book.
I don’t know how he figured out how to unlock my phone while I slept, but he did and I’ve been laughing my ass off since I saw these.
November 21, 2024 at 6:12 PM
I don’t know how he figured out how to unlock my phone while I slept, but he did and I’ve been laughing my ass off since I saw these.
Jada’s Christmas list: iPad and hoodie.
Cy’s Christmas list: mansion with a moat, pink Ferrari because girls like pink, a helicopter, a yacht, and a drone.
Tell me again that the teens are more expensive than the toddlers/preks. 😂😂😂
Cy’s Christmas list: mansion with a moat, pink Ferrari because girls like pink, a helicopter, a yacht, and a drone.
Tell me again that the teens are more expensive than the toddlers/preks. 😂😂😂
November 19, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Jada’s Christmas list: iPad and hoodie.
Cy’s Christmas list: mansion with a moat, pink Ferrari because girls like pink, a helicopter, a yacht, and a drone.
Tell me again that the teens are more expensive than the toddlers/preks. 😂😂😂
Cy’s Christmas list: mansion with a moat, pink Ferrari because girls like pink, a helicopter, a yacht, and a drone.
Tell me again that the teens are more expensive than the toddlers/preks. 😂😂😂
One thing about me, when I get pissed off I channel that into something productive. Christmas decorating complete.
November 17, 2024 at 11:59 PM
One thing about me, when I get pissed off I channel that into something productive. Christmas decorating complete.
Cook is cooking!
I’ll see myself out.
I’ll see myself out.
November 17, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Cook is cooking!
I’ll see myself out.
I’ll see myself out.
If you see this, post a beach photo from your gallery
November 17, 2024 at 10:12 PM
If you see this, post a beach photo from your gallery
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Someone had to do it 🤭
November 16, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Someone had to do it 🤭
Ummm, wtf Flowers??
November 17, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Ummm, wtf Flowers??
Listen, Baltimore. I’m rooting for you, which is typically the kiss of death, but maybe you can break the curse.
November 17, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Listen, Baltimore. I’m rooting for you, which is typically the kiss of death, but maybe you can break the curse.
There’s been more fighting in this hockey game than the entire match last night. 😂
November 17, 2024 at 12:33 AM
There’s been more fighting in this hockey game than the entire match last night. 😂
Here’s your inspiration to do a scavenger hunt in your city.
November 16, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Here’s your inspiration to do a scavenger hunt in your city.
Guess I should show my others. Only missing the four on my back and each foot that’s done.
November 16, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Guess I should show my others. Only missing the four on my back and each foot that’s done.
Mama can’t choose between her babies.
November 16, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Mama can’t choose between her babies.
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Share this and follow us if you NEVER once voted for Donald Trump!
November 15, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Share this and follow us if you NEVER once voted for Donald Trump!
What does it say about me that it took a patient laying hands on me tonight to break me out of the depressive funk I’ve been in for 2 weeks? I stood up a little straighter and told him if he touched me again he’d regret and I promised it wouldn’t be a good night for him.
November 16, 2024 at 6:19 AM
What does it say about me that it took a patient laying hands on me tonight to break me out of the depressive funk I’ve been in for 2 weeks? I stood up a little straighter and told him if he touched me again he’d regret and I promised it wouldn’t be a good night for him.
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“What was the first major BlueSky sporting event?”
“We watched an elderly Mike Tyson fight a YouTube influencer on a busted stream.”
“We watched an elderly Mike Tyson fight a YouTube influencer on a busted stream.”
November 16, 2024 at 5:13 AM
“What was the first major BlueSky sporting event?”
“We watched an elderly Mike Tyson fight a YouTube influencer on a busted stream.”
“We watched an elderly Mike Tyson fight a YouTube influencer on a busted stream.”
Now I gotta go back and watch the rest of the fights that I missed while I was working so I can possibly be a little less disappointed.
November 16, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Now I gotta go back and watch the rest of the fights that I missed while I was working so I can possibly be a little less disappointed.
This feels like election night all over again.
November 16, 2024 at 5:28 AM
This feels like election night all over again.
Mike may not be winning, but Jake already looks fucked up.
November 16, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Mike may not be winning, but Jake already looks fucked up.
Speaking of sports disappointments, are the Panthers on here?
November 16, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Speaking of sports disappointments, are the Panthers on here?
Jake keeps letting his guard down. Make him pay, Mike.
November 16, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Jake keeps letting his guard down. Make him pay, Mike.