paige
@officialkesha.bsky.social
I love tiny things, real housewives, and La La Land by Demi Lovato | she/her
I love when my lyft driver goes really really fast. I feel spiritually connected when they do that
December 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I love when my lyft driver goes really really fast. I feel spiritually connected when they do that
I love sleeping, resting, and lying down
December 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I love sleeping, resting, and lying down
Lana has been my top artist multiple years and I’ve only ever listened to NFR! and Lust for Life except for last week I listened to Born to Die for the first time
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Lana has been my top artist multiple years and I’ve only ever listened to NFR! and Lust for Life except for last week I listened to Born to Die for the first time
Back in my day there was only one gender. And every Friday one kid could bring it home for the weekend to take care of it
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Back in my day there was only one gender. And every Friday one kid could bring it home for the weekend to take care of it
Blowing your nose rocks
December 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Blowing your nose rocks
I’m kind of weird bc I like the smiths…
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I’m kind of weird bc I like the smiths…
I love transgender people
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I love transgender people
Feels like a pimple might be forming on my chin, probably best if I just rub it once every two minutes just to check if it’s still there
December 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Feels like a pimple might be forming on my chin, probably best if I just rub it once every two minutes just to check if it’s still there
If I was a villager in a town plagued by the beast I would lowkey hate when the beast gets awoken
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
If I was a villager in a town plagued by the beast I would lowkey hate when the beast gets awoken
Real Housewives is Jackass for Women and I will elaborate on that at some point but not right now
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Real Housewives is Jackass for Women and I will elaborate on that at some point but not right now
Today I heard a kid say “would you rather get tickled by a leaf or die?”
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Today I heard a kid say “would you rather get tickled by a leaf or die?”
I hate the ritz in Raleigh unless I have vip and can sit down in which case I love the ritz in Raleigh
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I hate the ritz in Raleigh unless I have vip and can sit down in which case I love the ritz in Raleigh
I went to one hardcore show and suddenly I’m a full on misandrist again
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I went to one hardcore show and suddenly I’m a full on misandrist again
I love when a dude puts his IG handle on his truck. Cause every time I see a big truck I think, it would be awesome if I could see some really bad photography and weird selfies of whoever is driving that!
November 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I love when a dude puts his IG handle on his truck. Cause every time I see a big truck I think, it would be awesome if I could see some really bad photography and weird selfies of whoever is driving that!
I need a real housewives of Philly where dey awl hev delco accents
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I need a real housewives of Philly where dey awl hev delco accents
No idea who Leighton Meester is or what they do but I say that name in my head at least once a week
November 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
No idea who Leighton Meester is or what they do but I say that name in my head at least once a week
And Jesus said, “when I was cold, you clothed me. When I was hungry, you fed me. When I was horny, you jacked my shit off.”
November 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
And Jesus said, “when I was cold, you clothed me. When I was hungry, you fed me. When I was horny, you jacked my shit off.”
Chewing gum low key fell off
October 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Chewing gum low key fell off
Romeo and Juliet would have loved Snapchat
October 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Romeo and Juliet would have loved Snapchat
Reposted by paige
i think all protesting has its purpose but maybe next time the signs can be a bit more “abolish ice” or “free palestine”
instead of “trump is a big ugly gay guy who has a small fucking penis and loves drinking big buckets of cum! he might be hitler but even worse he is gay.”
instead of “trump is a big ugly gay guy who has a small fucking penis and loves drinking big buckets of cum! he might be hitler but even worse he is gay.”
October 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
i think all protesting has its purpose but maybe next time the signs can be a bit more “abolish ice” or “free palestine”
instead of “trump is a big ugly gay guy who has a small fucking penis and loves drinking big buckets of cum! he might be hitler but even worse he is gay.”
instead of “trump is a big ugly gay guy who has a small fucking penis and loves drinking big buckets of cum! he might be hitler but even worse he is gay.”
Oh you sang the mezzo soprano part? That’s funny because I’m pretty sure Tony’s daughter was named Meadow not Mezzo
October 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Oh you sang the mezzo soprano part? That’s funny because I’m pretty sure Tony’s daughter was named Meadow not Mezzo
Hey jimmy John’s…if I wanted a “loaded Italian “ I would go see my uncle on New Year’s Eve
September 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Hey jimmy John’s…if I wanted a “loaded Italian “ I would go see my uncle on New Year’s Eve
Sports culture is crazy bc what do you means thousands of men put on a shirt that has another man’s name on it and pretend to be him for a day(?) once a week for several months at a time
September 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Sports culture is crazy bc what do you means thousands of men put on a shirt that has another man’s name on it and pretend to be him for a day(?) once a week for several months at a time
I’m like if Katy Perry was a girl
September 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I’m like if Katy Perry was a girl
Just saw a guy type “128-14” in his calculator app….🫣
September 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Just saw a guy type “128-14” in his calculator app….🫣