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🗣️🗣️AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
AI slop hater
AI slop hater
“Please vote for me” - Jeb Bush 2028
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
“Please vote for me” - Jeb Bush 2028
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Until the sun burns out
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Until the sun burns out
Easily one of my favorite wikihow articles. This one on managing depression is just 👌👌
October 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Easily one of my favorite wikihow articles. This one on managing depression is just 👌👌
The g force from take off alone would kill him
Trump's Truth Social account just posted this AI video of him flying a fighter jet that reads "King Trump."
AI Trump is wearing a crown while he dumps shit on protesters. He's such a pathetic little man.
AI Trump is wearing a crown while he dumps shit on protesters. He's such a pathetic little man.
October 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The g force from take off alone would kill him
Hey buddy can ya shut this dick down your throat?
Democrats are about to shutdown the government because they demand we fund healthcare for illegal aliens.
October 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Hey buddy can ya shut this dick down your throat?
Comedic mocking quote repost
Dumbass post
October 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Comedic mocking quote repost
“WHERE IS KISSINGER”
October 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
“WHERE IS KISSINGER”
Idk champ I don’t think a decent human being wouldn’t make the comments they made
Vance on public outrage over the "I love Hitler" group chat: "Grow up! Focus on the real issues. Don't focus on what kids say in group chats... The reality is that kids do stupid things, especially young boys — they tell edgy, offensive jokes. That's what kids do."
October 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Idk champ I don’t think a decent human being wouldn’t make the comments they made
You eat spicy food for fun. I eat raw habanero powder to punish myself for all my past transgressions. We are not the same
October 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
You eat spicy food for fun. I eat raw habanero powder to punish myself for all my past transgressions. We are not the same
>Bleeding out on the concrete after brutal accident
>”How will this impact shareholder value?”
>”How will this impact shareholder value?”
October 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
>Bleeding out on the concrete after brutal accident
>”How will this impact shareholder value?”
>”How will this impact shareholder value?”
“You’re sending me an invite to a networking event.
I’m in your building and I’m crawling through the vents”
I’m in your building and I’m crawling through the vents”
October 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“You’re sending me an invite to a networking event.
I’m in your building and I’m crawling through the vents”
I’m in your building and I’m crawling through the vents”
Crying as I drill a hole through the hard drive like it’s Old Yeller
yes, but within that tortured soul is the capacity for love
October 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Crying as I drill a hole through the hard drive like it’s Old Yeller
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this person is inventing Gattaca from first principles 👇
September 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
this person is inventing Gattaca from first principles 👇
Three beers later
a cartoon of a man with the words " tis no man tis a remorseless eating machine " below him
ALT: a cartoon of a man with the words " tis no man tis a remorseless eating machine " below him
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September 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Three beers later
The unrelenting urge to send young people to die in Afghanistan is a core tenet of American foreign policy
September 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The unrelenting urge to send young people to die in Afghanistan is a core tenet of American foreign policy
Dawg look at my republic 👇😂😭👇
Trump criticizes Pam Bondi for not charging his adversaries quickly enough, in a Truth Social post that looks a lot like a DM. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
September 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Dawg look at my republic 👇😂😭👇
Realizing I have to keep doing this shit until I die
a man is sitting on a chair with his head down and his eyes closed .
ALT: a man is sitting on a chair with his head down and his eyes closed .
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September 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Realizing I have to keep doing this shit until I die
The Golden Sip: The first sip of the first beer after work
September 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The Golden Sip: The first sip of the first beer after work
Josephsbrau beer got me spending a reasonable amount for organic food 😫😫
September 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Josephsbrau beer got me spending a reasonable amount for organic food 😫😫
Adolf Von Baeyer discovering barbiturates circa 1864
Intergalactic Back To The Future Intergalactic Quality GIF
ALT: Intergalactic Back To The Future Intergalactic Quality GIF
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September 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Adolf Von Baeyer discovering barbiturates circa 1864