Officer Jail Bird
@officerjailbird.bsky.social
twenty-something, wife, mama, true crime lover, corrections/leo - law assistant; metal head, eagles fan, corn bred midwestern hoe 🌽🤘🏻 ✨ 🚫 politics
Pinned
oh boy can’t wait to introduce myself
- boy mom 👦
- wife 🧑🧑🧒
- former corrections/reserve leo 🚔
- dog mom 🐶
- book nerd 📕
- love true crime 🔪 🩸
- metal head 🤘🏻 🎸
- law clerk 👩⚖️
- boy mom 👦
- wife 🧑🧑🧒
- former corrections/reserve leo 🚔
- dog mom 🐶
- book nerd 📕
- love true crime 🔪 🩸
- metal head 🤘🏻 🎸
- law clerk 👩⚖️
Curves are beautiful
August 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Curves are beautiful
Reposted by Officer Jail Bird
Happy Friday legends 😂 🤣
August 15, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Happy Friday legends 😂 🤣
Shared on X. Figured I'd share here. An oldie but a goodie.
August 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Shared on X. Figured I'd share here. An oldie but a goodie.
Me to my toddler: Okay buddy. Make sure you tell Daddy goodnight and be safe.
My toddler: Dada, I pooped.
I mean... close enough?
My toddler: Dada, I pooped.
I mean... close enough?
August 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Me to my toddler: Okay buddy. Make sure you tell Daddy goodnight and be safe.
My toddler: Dada, I pooped.
I mean... close enough?
My toddler: Dada, I pooped.
I mean... close enough?
Slightly diminish a band: Dreadful Dead 🤣
August 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Slightly diminish a band: Dreadful Dead 🤣
I’m so bad at this app.
May 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’m so bad at this app.
2025 and I’m thinking of going to law school 🤣
May 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
2025 and I’m thinking of going to law school 🤣
I’m back and I’m better than ever.
March 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I’m back and I’m better than ever.
“Butterflies are meant to be free. I clipped her wings, and broke something that has been broken before. Only the most vile of human beings would take such beauty and crush it beneath their feet.”
December 31, 2024 at 1:08 AM
“Butterflies are meant to be free. I clipped her wings, and broke something that has been broken before. Only the most vile of human beings would take such beauty and crush it beneath their feet.”
So sad but that’s okay.
December 29, 2024 at 6:34 AM
So sad but that’s okay.
I have baby fever SO bad.
December 23, 2024 at 8:50 PM
I have baby fever SO bad.
Christmas snuck up on me
December 23, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Christmas snuck up on me
I was told I could say bad words on here.
So here goes.
Shit.
So here goes.
Shit.
December 23, 2024 at 2:58 AM
I was told I could say bad words on here.
So here goes.
Shit.
So here goes.
Shit.
Getting yelled at by a judge for problem they created in front of 15 people was not on my bingo card for this year but here it is
December 3, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Getting yelled at by a judge for problem they created in front of 15 people was not on my bingo card for this year but here it is
Share a crush you have, no explanation.
November 24, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Share a crush you have, no explanation.
Share a crush you have, no explanation.
November 24, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Share a crush you have, no explanation.
“You belong in a place where you can plant your roots and feel safe enough to let them grow. You belong somewhere your tank is filled as much as you take from it. You belong in the little niche of the world where you can’t imagine waking up anywhere different.”
November 24, 2024 at 2:32 AM
“You belong in a place where you can plant your roots and feel safe enough to let them grow. You belong somewhere your tank is filled as much as you take from it. You belong in the little niche of the world where you can’t imagine waking up anywhere different.”
“Everyone has demons — big, small, old, new, quiet, loud, whatever.”
November 20, 2024 at 9:07 PM
“Everyone has demons — big, small, old, new, quiet, loud, whatever.”
I’m in such a bad book slump
November 18, 2024 at 4:09 AM
I’m in such a bad book slump