Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

S 2, Ep 6
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Pam and I would sometimes hum the same high-pitched note and try to get Dwight to make an appointment with an ear doctor. And, uh, Pam called it… pretendinitis.

S3 Ep3
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I consider myself a great philanderer.

S2 Ep22
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It has to be official and it has to be urine.

S2 EP20.
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