OfficeofSteve
@officeofsteve.bsky.social
You've been smooching with everybody
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OfficeofSteve
@officeofsteve.bsky.social
· Apr 11
My stages on being drunk
1. Sophia
2. Dorothy
3. Rose
4. Blanche
1. Sophia
2. Dorothy
3. Rose
4. Blanche
This administration is like Rocky 5, once everything is done, we'll pretend like it never happened
October 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
This administration is like Rocky 5, once everything is done, we'll pretend like it never happened
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Of course I learn about this man for the first time because of his Nazi tattoo.
October 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Of course I learn about this man for the first time because of his Nazi tattoo.
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Maybe it’s Maybelline.
Maybe she’s insufferable.
Maybe she’s insufferable.
October 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Maybe it’s Maybelline.
Maybe she’s insufferable.
Maybe she’s insufferable.
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“it’s MN nice! go away ICE” sign at no kings minneapolis
October 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
“it’s MN nice! go away ICE” sign at no kings minneapolis
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“RESTORE CANCER RESEARCH FUNDING” sign at no kings minneapolis
October 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
“RESTORE CANCER RESEARCH FUNDING” sign at no kings minneapolis
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*looking in the mirror
Who the hell is that?
Who the hell is that?
April 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
*looking in the mirror
Who the hell is that?
Who the hell is that?
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“don’t crush your finger, finger your crush” or something like that
October 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“don’t crush your finger, finger your crush” or something like that
When you die, after the eulogy, you should be shamed on how many condiments are in your fridge
October 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
When you die, after the eulogy, you should be shamed on how many condiments are in your fridge
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life is like a kick in the bean
October 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
life is like a kick in the bean
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Probably worth mentioning that if the Democrats buckled and voted to pass the bill that robs Americans of ACA, it wouldn't take a dime from immigrants getting emergency care.
That's already funded. It's not even in danger of being cut.
That's already funded. It's not even in danger of being cut.
October 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Probably worth mentioning that if the Democrats buckled and voted to pass the bill that robs Americans of ACA, it wouldn't take a dime from immigrants getting emergency care.
That's already funded. It's not even in danger of being cut.
That's already funded. It's not even in danger of being cut.
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Reverse cowgirl so you can perform a spinal manipulation to treat my sciatica
October 13, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Reverse cowgirl so you can perform a spinal manipulation to treat my sciatica
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Please make your replies more sequitur.
October 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Please make your replies more sequitur.
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There are three types of people: people who love Oklahoma, people who hate Oklahoma, and people who think I'm talking about a state
October 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
There are three types of people: people who love Oklahoma, people who hate Oklahoma, and people who think I'm talking about a state
2025 minivan: I have navigation and TVs to keep kiddies entertained
1990 minivan: I have ashtrays for the entire family
1990 minivan: I have ashtrays for the entire family
October 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
2025 minivan: I have navigation and TVs to keep kiddies entertained
1990 minivan: I have ashtrays for the entire family
1990 minivan: I have ashtrays for the entire family
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This coffee tastes like thank fuck it’s Friday.
August 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This coffee tastes like thank fuck it’s Friday.
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*cracks knuckles*
Let the long weekend shenanigans begin.
Let the long weekend shenanigans begin.
October 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
*cracks knuckles*
Let the long weekend shenanigans begin.
Let the long weekend shenanigans begin.
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ⓘ this user is suspected of having tea with squirrels, please report any suspicious behavior
September 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
ⓘ this user is suspected of having tea with squirrels, please report any suspicious behavior
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For the thousandth time guys! I am NOT secretly a squirrel.
October 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
For the thousandth time guys! I am NOT secretly a squirrel.
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If you can’t find a man who meets your expectations, don’t be afraid to settle
And by settle I mean settle in at home for some quality you time by yourself long-term, because living without bs doing whatever the fuck you want is genuinely wonderful and way under rated. 11/10 stars, would recommend
And by settle I mean settle in at home for some quality you time by yourself long-term, because living without bs doing whatever the fuck you want is genuinely wonderful and way under rated. 11/10 stars, would recommend
October 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If you can’t find a man who meets your expectations, don’t be afraid to settle
And by settle I mean settle in at home for some quality you time by yourself long-term, because living without bs doing whatever the fuck you want is genuinely wonderful and way under rated. 11/10 stars, would recommend
And by settle I mean settle in at home for some quality you time by yourself long-term, because living without bs doing whatever the fuck you want is genuinely wonderful and way under rated. 11/10 stars, would recommend
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every year I procrastinate and end up using the previous year’s costume, and every year I have to explain to more and more people who ken bone was
October 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
every year I procrastinate and end up using the previous year’s costume, and every year I have to explain to more and more people who ken bone was
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I saw you liked my comment about farting on your face. My ring size is 5.
October 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I saw you liked my comment about farting on your face. My ring size is 5.
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when two people argue online, i believe whoever spells correctly
October 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
when two people argue online, i believe whoever spells correctly
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storing bacon in my pussy so your dick can be the sizzlean
October 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
storing bacon in my pussy so your dick can be the sizzlean
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My new thongs not only fit weird, but when I walk, my vagina goes flip-flop
June 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
My new thongs not only fit weird, but when I walk, my vagina goes flip-flop