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@offbalance.bsky.social
Native New Yorker, Constant talker. Atheist. Feminist. Vaccines Work. All thoughts/feelings/statements are mine alone.
Uh, I think Robert Redford's soul is trapped in the Green Giant float. RELEASE HIM!! #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Uh, I think Robert Redford's soul is trapped in the Green Giant float. RELEASE HIM!! #macysparade
I need a crossover between #thegildedage and Deadwood.
June 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I need a crossover between #thegildedage and Deadwood.
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They better not forget to include the Kennedy Center in the in memoriam. #TonyAwards #Tonys2025
June 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
They better not forget to include the Kennedy Center in the in memoriam. #TonyAwards #Tonys2025
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Well, Cole Escola winning a Tony and thanking someone from Grindr just vaulted into my ten favorite moments in Tony history. Actually, in history.
June 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Well, Cole Escola winning a Tony and thanking someone from Grindr just vaulted into my ten favorite moments in Tony history. Actually, in history.
A wax cylinder of George M. Cohan singing Yankee Doodle Dandy sounds better than this - what the hell is going on with the sound on the broadcast of the #tonyawards ???
June 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
A wax cylinder of George M. Cohan singing Yankee Doodle Dandy sounds better than this - what the hell is going on with the sound on the broadcast of the #tonyawards ???
Katie Holmes looks like she paired a hospital gown with a sparkly skirt. #tonyfashion
June 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Katie Holmes looks like she paired a hospital gown with a sparkly skirt. #tonyfashion
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What follows is a thread of absurd anachronistic @themountaingoats.bsky.social media.
Context: @mxlabradorite.bsky.social posts a mid-90s TMG show to the group chat. @offbalance.bsky.social replies “is it on a wax cylinder?” Naturally I responded thus:
Context: @mxlabradorite.bsky.social posts a mid-90s TMG show to the group chat. @offbalance.bsky.social replies “is it on a wax cylinder?” Naturally I responded thus:
May 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
What follows is a thread of absurd anachronistic @themountaingoats.bsky.social media.
Context: @mxlabradorite.bsky.social posts a mid-90s TMG show to the group chat. @offbalance.bsky.social replies “is it on a wax cylinder?” Naturally I responded thus:
Context: @mxlabradorite.bsky.social posts a mid-90s TMG show to the group chat. @offbalance.bsky.social replies “is it on a wax cylinder?” Naturally I responded thus:
It is 1995. I am at a concert in a band Tshirt and jeans.
It is 2005. I am at a concert in a band Tshirt and jeans.
It is 2015. I am at a concert in a band Tshirt and jeans.
It is 2025. I am at a concert in a band Tshirt and jeans.
It is 2005. I am at a concert in a band Tshirt and jeans.
It is 2015. I am at a concert in a band Tshirt and jeans.
It is 2025. I am at a concert in a band Tshirt and jeans.
May 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It is 1995. I am at a concert in a band Tshirt and jeans.
It is 2005. I am at a concert in a band Tshirt and jeans.
It is 2015. I am at a concert in a band Tshirt and jeans.
It is 2025. I am at a concert in a band Tshirt and jeans.
It is 2005. I am at a concert in a band Tshirt and jeans.
It is 2015. I am at a concert in a band Tshirt and jeans.
It is 2025. I am at a concert in a band Tshirt and jeans.
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Words by the exquisite and talented @offbalance.bsky.social, but I HAD to once she said it...
May 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Words by the exquisite and talented @offbalance.bsky.social, but I HAD to once she said it...
In addition to his hateful views, dude reviewed his own book as an "invaluable resource."
{https://www.splcenter.org/resources/hate-watch/academic-david-skrbina-revealed-antisemitic-author/}
{https://www.splcenter.org/resources/hate-watch/academic-david-skrbina-revealed-antisemitic-author/}
March 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
In addition to his hateful views, dude reviewed his own book as an "invaluable resource."
{https://www.splcenter.org/resources/hate-watch/academic-david-skrbina-revealed-antisemitic-author/}
{https://www.splcenter.org/resources/hate-watch/academic-david-skrbina-revealed-antisemitic-author/}
@sailorboyj.bsky.social and I are watching a TV show and when one character suggested to another that they have a "surprise" date in a wooded area. Me: OH HELL NO. That's how you end up on Dateline!
March 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
@sailorboyj.bsky.social and I are watching a TV show and when one character suggested to another that they have a "surprise" date in a wooded area. Me: OH HELL NO. That's how you end up on Dateline!
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Dear DoctorWho :
Keep Steven Moffat away from the show.
The Christmas special was awful…. it made no sense, and took really recent events far too lightly.
Ncuti Gatwa was great… but ultimately relying only on his charm as opposed to coherent writing is not the basis for good tv.
Keep Steven Moffat away from the show.
The Christmas special was awful…. it made no sense, and took really recent events far too lightly.
Ncuti Gatwa was great… but ultimately relying only on his charm as opposed to coherent writing is not the basis for good tv.
December 26, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Dear DoctorWho :
Keep Steven Moffat away from the show.
The Christmas special was awful…. it made no sense, and took really recent events far too lightly.
Ncuti Gatwa was great… but ultimately relying only on his charm as opposed to coherent writing is not the basis for good tv.
Keep Steven Moffat away from the show.
The Christmas special was awful…. it made no sense, and took really recent events far too lightly.
Ncuti Gatwa was great… but ultimately relying only on his charm as opposed to coherent writing is not the basis for good tv.
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December 4, 2024 at 11:40 AM
So in preparation for the new Dylan biopic I plan to re-watch Walk Hard, Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, and Weird. Quotes from all three were running through my head during the trailer.
December 4, 2024 at 11:52 AM
So in preparation for the new Dylan biopic I plan to re-watch Walk Hard, Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, and Weird. Quotes from all three were running through my head during the trailer.
Just found out that the upcoming Lunar New Year will be the year of the snake🐍. Fellow #swifties, do you think that's when we're finally going to get #Reputation #TaylorsVersion?
November 23, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Just found out that the upcoming Lunar New Year will be the year of the snake🐍. Fellow #swifties, do you think that's when we're finally going to get #Reputation #TaylorsVersion?
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Here's one example: if you think it's good to have new treatments for cancer, and you are competent enough to understand that the profit motive will never fund basic research into these areas, then you know why RFK Jr. gutting HHS is going to devastate health progress for the entire world.
I honestly don’t think Americans understand how much their day to day lives depend on federal civil servants and now is the time for professional commentators to write op-eds explaining
November 17, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Here's one example: if you think it's good to have new treatments for cancer, and you are competent enough to understand that the profit motive will never fund basic research into these areas, then you know why RFK Jr. gutting HHS is going to devastate health progress for the entire world.
To reiterate
November 15, 2024 at 5:48 PM
To reiterate
I think it's possible to hold two conflicting opinions at the same time.
On the one hand, I believe in almost total artistic freedom.
On the other, I think those responsible for Baby Shark belong in the Hague.
On the one hand, I believe in almost total artistic freedom.
On the other, I think those responsible for Baby Shark belong in the Hague.
August 9, 2024 at 3:17 AM
I think it's possible to hold two conflicting opinions at the same time.
On the one hand, I believe in almost total artistic freedom.
On the other, I think those responsible for Baby Shark belong in the Hague.
On the one hand, I believe in almost total artistic freedom.
On the other, I think those responsible for Baby Shark belong in the Hague.
"Opting out of full-time paid jobs to do care work is not “anti-capitalist”; it’s exactly capitalist. Because capitalism rests on the unpaid labor of women. Framing that work as sacred or anti-capitalist doesn’t change that. Different lipstick, same pig."
lyz.substack.com/p/the-spirit...
lyz.substack.com/p/the-spirit...
June 7, 2024 at 2:34 PM
"Opting out of full-time paid jobs to do care work is not “anti-capitalist”; it’s exactly capitalist. Because capitalism rests on the unpaid labor of women. Framing that work as sacred or anti-capitalist doesn’t change that. Different lipstick, same pig."
lyz.substack.com/p/the-spirit...
lyz.substack.com/p/the-spirit...
🎶And it's beginning to snow🎶
January 6, 2024 at 8:49 PM
🎶And it's beginning to snow🎶
