Alexis
offalcute.bsky.social
Alexis
@offalcute.bsky.social
Minneapolis, begrudgingly
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

[spoiler adjacent]

If it’s the women on this show, I’m good. If it’s the men, I’m toast
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Okay, S Mpls helicopter club: what’s this guy doing? Been circling for at least 20 minutes
November 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Maybe the teacher rallies?
November 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I hate the city’s ward map, but is this roughly the ward? South of cedar lake, north of Lake Street, France Ave to Dean parkway? If so, the ~1700-odd ballots cast there has to be nearly every person of voting age, right?
November 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Last night‘s costumes versus tonight’s
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
feeling civic af today: voted (#316 at 11:45 at head start bldg in Regina), then chatted with neighbors outside the hosmer library waiting for it to open. Then we were all greeted warmly by staff as we fanned out across the library 🥰
November 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Many have already said it, but this remains a perfect album. The list of contenders is WILD, though! Maybe it’s because I was a sophomore in high school and a voracious music consumer.
I painted the moon from this tarot card that was in the liner notes on my bedroom floor 🫣
October 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The latest attempt is the worst yet, tbh. That “yup, that’s right” doesn’t the way he thinks it does
September 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Post a bridge
September 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Mine is also a Singer sewing machine, a 626. It looks like this minus the cute stool
September 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Walton and Parker giving big “we saw you from across the bar…” energy
September 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This feels related to a meme I just saw
September 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I have a few. I don’t get the St.Louis one—I don’t have any family from that area
September 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I walked around Lake Nokomis yesterday and Lake Harriet today. Which lake should I do tomorrow (if my feet don’t fall off before then)?
September 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Probably related to Vance visit—looks like that same chopper was circling Annunciation earlier
September 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I’m fucking DYING with Baskins’ logo. And Shaffer’s looks like an old union button, which normally would be a compliment but in this case it’s way too obscure
August 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Most Wednesdays I take a lime bike across town to my Pilates class as always see something delightful on the side streets of South Minneapolis. I’m starting a thread of some of my favorites.
I’ll start with this cheeky park sign
August 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The perimenopause + unemployment algorithm goes crazy. My social media ads are all either miracle cures for hot flashes or promos for grad programs in other countries.
The longer I’m experiencing both, the more open I am to all of the above 👀
July 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This one offends me as a Minnesotan 😤
July 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Haha, probably! Some of mine are from other games, like these two:
July 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
It isn’t as ominous as yours, but when you’re walking it late at night to keep someone company in the ER, it’s not un-ominous!
July 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
July 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I think we’ve survived night one of fireworks, thanks to thunder shirt, hemp chews, two Bluetooth speakers playing white noise, air conditioner running, fan running, a steady stream of liver treats, and yelling at teenagers. Exhausting.
July 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM