Phil
@oedipusringyourmum.bsky.social
Retired. Atheist. The royal family can fuck right off. Trump and Musk are bell ends. So is Farage.
Or the russian money....💵💴💷
December 7, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Or the russian money....💵💴💷
"I have a packet of aspirin, and I'm not afraid to use it!"🤬
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
"I have a packet of aspirin, and I'm not afraid to use it!"🤬
Change "acting" to "being". Fixed it for you. 😎
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Change "acting" to "being". Fixed it for you. 😎
I've always thought that was just about the biggest double standard of all. I mean, some clubs hire managers who need an interpreter for fucks sake...😡
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I've always thought that was just about the biggest double standard of all. I mean, some clubs hire managers who need an interpreter for fucks sake...😡
How do the cows climb over the wall? That black paint not working??? 🤔
November 17, 2025 at 10:28 AM
How do the cows climb over the wall? That black paint not working??? 🤔
Doesn't all alcohol come from plants?
Just off to get some more liquid vegetables 🍺
Just off to get some more liquid vegetables 🍺
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Doesn't all alcohol come from plants?
Just off to get some more liquid vegetables 🍺
Just off to get some more liquid vegetables 🍺
Ford Granada? The sweeney?
October 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Ford Granada? The sweeney?
It wasn't Steven Miller in that black get-up was it.? Didn't think he was that tall....🤔
October 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It wasn't Steven Miller in that black get-up was it.? Didn't think he was that tall....🤔
Do it mate. You won't regret it. Don't actually know how I had the time to go to work....
October 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Do it mate. You won't regret it. Don't actually know how I had the time to go to work....
You had me there until the Aston villa thing....😊
September 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
You had me there until the Aston villa thing....😊
He tried. They turned him down.😂
September 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
He tried. They turned him down.😂
Perhaps there shouldn't be dozens of journalists there. That might work....
September 5, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Perhaps there shouldn't be dozens of journalists there. That might work....
Gone from unemployed to Deform. Has she paid the 25 quid??
September 5, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Gone from unemployed to Deform. Has she paid the 25 quid??
He looked like that throughout his entire career!
September 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
He looked like that throughout his entire career!
But album 2 was superior so you could be a 6 year old with utube experience.
July 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
But album 2 was superior so you could be a 6 year old with utube experience.
I had to get my mum!
July 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I had to get my mum!
Think I stopped there once in the last 10 years, and that was only because I was burstin'. 😄
July 22, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Think I stopped there once in the last 10 years, and that was only because I was burstin'. 😄
Believe me, there isn't. There's a booth's just out of town, that's the north equivalent of Waitrose. But they sell quality pies!
July 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Believe me, there isn't. There's a booth's just out of town, that's the north equivalent of Waitrose. But they sell quality pies!