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Oddnon
@oddnon.bsky.social
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hey pal, how'sabout one a these bad boy

i like to be in the background

he/him/any/all. queer. arab, disabled. hi!
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oddnon.bsky.social
one of these (big) bad boys
A staged photo of a burger from the Big Boy chain restaurants. It looks identical to McDonald's Big Mac, it sesame seeds on the top bun, with two beef patties separated by a middle-bun, two slices of american cheese on each beef patty. it has lettuce and has the "Big Boy Secret Sauce," which is almost identical to McDonald's in that it's Thousand Island Dressing mixed with mayonnaise and chopped pickles. In the top-left corner is an old photo of founder Bob Wian. Bottom-left corner has the iconic "Big Boy" mascot and just to the right is the Big Boy logo, and the bottom-right is a photo of the first restaraunt. In the middle is the burger in question.
November 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
oddnon.bsky.social
from left to right: a pitbull playing pool, lining up a shot holding a pool cue. A German shepherd with his tongue out, holding a mug of beer. Another shaggy dog I don't know the breed name of wearing a bowler hat. A bloodhound with reading glasses. Another breed name I don't know - maybe a Corgi - leaning on a pool cue with his other hand on his hip, wearing a bluish-green, white-striped vest and smoking a cigar. Finally, a tan great dane holding a paw-ful of cash with his arms crossed, smoking a pipe and wearing a sun-visor hat.
October 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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we got a deal on ham this week
October 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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fellow dumbass reporting for duty
a person sobbing, holding their hand to their face, holding both a cigarette and a shot glass, and in the other hand, their phone. They are surrounded by bottles of alcohol. Text reads, "Time to post again"
October 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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alas, we've discovered why he's like this
stephen miller's weird, scrunched up face on Mole Man from season 3, episode 3 of the Adult Swim animated show Smiling Friends. Mole Man is a pot-bellied, oddly shaped, purple-skinned humanoid mole with visible nipples, long fingers and nails. One of the hands is covering his crotch-area, so as to disguise it's contents.
October 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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if you still think the shutdown wasn't manufactured to kill people, you need to get your head right.

this is not an accident. it's not even conspiracy.

after Nov 1st hits and assistance isn't paid out, people will die. almost immediately.

the most vulnerable people will die. children will die.
October 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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I like this channel a lot.
A screenshot from the Netflix sketch show, "I Think You Should Leave." A short woman wearing a purple cotton overshirt and layered white scarf with purple splotches and wearing glasses. She stands next to a taller, older man in a blue polo with a blue/white pattern and large, gray beard. He's bald. It's the actor Wiff Biff, who has since passed. He has his arm around her. The subtitle reads, "He's got good taste."
October 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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why is the South African vampire always so wet

like this man is consistently sopping what the heck
A screenshot of an interview with Peter Theil. He's wearing a black T-shirt, slick with a layer of sweat. He is mid-sentence, and the subtitle reads, "... That it's a human being," likely in reference to AI and platform moderation. In context, Theil doesn't like platform moderation because he has a storied disgust for human intervention in things that require it, like moderation. Sorry this is kind of rambling.
October 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID (grew up in one of the single richest counties in the US and culture-vulture'd marginalization by saying he was from the "mean streets of detroit") ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK

(🍵 in alt text. also, do alt text)
A large, multi-building home with a wrap-around driveway in the deep suburbs of Michigan. It's in what once was one of the richest counties in the US (Macomb County, MI). It was a multi-floor home around 5,600+ square feet. It is the childhood home for Robert Richie - AKA "Kid Rock." By all account, he was never in or around Detroit or Flint beyond proximity, and by even either less predatory white rappers from the area that DID live in Detroit proper or it's surrounding suburbs, he was a poser.
October 13, 2025 at 6:31 AM
oddnon.bsky.social
oh hey it's me every fuckin day for the last 25 years
September 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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(i was trying to make a "i just think it's h y p e r r e a l i t y" marge simpson meme with Baudrillard's face and Phillip but gave up. i leave you with this. volume warning)
August 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
oddnon.bsky.social
in the song "Espresso" (April 12, 2024) Sabrina Carpenter says, "Switch it up like Nintendo," referencing the Nintendo Switch (Released March 2017 in the US) and she was arrested.

Still think cops are okay?
A screenshot of Sabrina Carpenter's music video for her mega-hit, "Espresso." Toward the end of the video, after saying it as part of the chorus, she is handcuffed and forced against the hood or trunk of a vehicle - as is common in the US. The subtitle and lyric of the song is as above, reading, "Switch it up like Nintendo," and it has no relation to her being arrested in context of the music video.
August 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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the infamous adam levine DMs. the sender sends an image of a 1997 Buick Skylark. Adam Levine messages back, saying in three distinct messages: "Holy fuck" "Holy fucking fuck" "That body of yours is absurd"
August 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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okay i'll stop but @chiitan.love says both trans rights and @theflenser.bsky.social kicks ass

the timeline is healing
A Bluesky screenshot of the likes on a repost. One of the likes is by self-described Japanese crazy mascot Their bio also reads: "Chiitan is a transgender ally (rainbow emoji) youtube www.youtube.com/@chiitan"
August 20, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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August 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Umamusume is actually even better than this. Somehow.
July 21, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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I really avoided the series in all forms because when the 97 (i think?) anime came out, the worst people imaginable were all about it in gross ways.

I watched that anime and started reading the manga and you're 100%.

I love this tiktok because it illustrates the euphoria perfectly, IMO.
June 28, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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it's okay arabs can relax with ICE because whatever i am sure we're overreacting

/s
Android text message Grey bubble with white text, denoting a response: "What do you mean your dad's family" Bluish bubble, denoting, my response: "Arabs" Second bluish bubble: "what the fuck did you ever think it meant most of my family outside of [censored name] are brown" grey bubble response: "Whatever I am sure you are overreacting"
June 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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valentina gets it
June 5, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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LMAO Stephen Miller's unfuckable ass losing to the most unfuckable man alive really makes you wonder where the lines are

i gotta post this relevant meme from "Sharks, vape, being gay and dragon ball" meme from the FB days
A humanoid with a shark head in what appears to be a Terran Service Unit from Starcraft standing on a black-panel-platform on the moon with the Earth in the background of space, in front of a microphone, says, quote: Dudes love complaining like, "Man, a chick will pass up a single date with ME only to get pregnant by some jobless loser on house arrest" and they'll use that as some sorta metric for how shitty women are but no, homie, the only thing that illustrates is how INCREDIBLY unfuckable YOU are. That dude IS a loser, imagine what that makes you
May 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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i'm game!
"What's your opinion on this user?" with an arrow pointing towards my profile
May 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Take the openpsychometrics quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

Frenchie (The Boys)
Fox Mulder (X-Files)
Jackson "Jax" Teller (Sons of Anarchy)
Tony Soprano (The Sopranos)

IDK about all that lmao
Actor Tomer Capone portraying "Frenchie" from The Boys TV show Actor David Duchovny playing "Fox Mulder" from The X-Files Actor Charlie Hunnam portraying "Jax Teller" from Sons of Anarchy Actor James Gandolfini portraying "Tony Soprano" of The Sopranos
May 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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where are my fellow warframe girlies

let's get these ayatans babes~
A screenshot of my gameplay for the game WARFRAME by Digital Extremes, available on Steam. My character's perspective is oriented on the left side of the screen, and had blue hair, throwing the "devil horns" hand gesture, wearing a golden crown. A banner on the top portion of the screen reads, "Maroo's Bazaar 69," denoting the instanced way the game works for areas.
May 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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but have you considered this was my 9/11 experience as an arab-american
Android text message I've been sharing for years. 4 blue text bubbles (me): 1: "You know what's kinda fucked up is I can't hear the Thong Song without thinking about 9/11" 2: "Like AS the first tower was coming down I was singing "baby make ya booty go dada dada" 3: "And like before I got to the chorus, just like that, my innocence was lost forever I can never know the person I could have been because he died that day" 4: "Song still fuckin slaps though"
May 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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it's like midwestern emo for anime nerds kinda huh
May 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM