The Int’l Olympic Committee should consider adding mental gymnastics to the next summer games. The MAGAs are going to be training HARD for the next four years.

It’s always “you don’t look autistic” and never “I guess I don’t actually know what autism is.”
#autism

Wake me up when the algorithm here gets better. Until then, I’ll be on Threads.

Damn. It’s December 53rd already.

Googling Stuff: Then v Now.

A reminder that no matter what you see or hear about what’s happening in #Gaza all you’re seeing is what was possible to capture and share.

What’s actually happening is exponentially worse.

Schmidt has some real cattitude. 😏 #cats

*Autistic person simply speaking using their personal vernacular*

“OMG you’re so pretentious. Nobody talks like that!” #autisticproblems

Why is it almost impossible to find a toaster oven that isn’t also an air fryer? I don’t want to pay more for a function I won’t use. 😭

Burnout naps are some of the most disorienting to wake up from. My soul leaves my body, I swear. 😂

Anyone else already scripting/mentally preparing for family holiday gatherings? 😅 #autism #adhd

You’d think I’d have stopped falling for the teeth falling out dreams by now, but no. They stress me out every time.

Even the outlandish ones where the same tooth keeps growing back and falling out over and over, or worse, the ones where they fall out and turn into wood splinters. 😂😭

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

The US government releases verified footage of aliens but it’s just me trying to pass as neurotypical in a group setting..

Repost with a pic you have saved that you haven’t found a use for

To every person who has said I don’t look or seem autistic - how would you like to look and act? 🥴

Testing… testing… where are my AuDHD/autistic/ADHD people at?