The Android version wasn’t so bad the last time I used it but the iPhone app is borderline unusable

God it pains me having to hand it to the NY Post

“Doc Dershowitz, the madcap inventor constantly developing new gizmos—like the Groomatizer Ray and allegation-proof underwear”. They must have written a million jokes and pared them down to what’s here.

Yeah I’d imagine the average Bond movie viewer has seen half a dozen of them at most. It’s not the MCU

What’s funny is she gave him a list of ways he could experience a tiny glimpse of happiness and it just made him mad

Telsa is giving this guy a trillion dollars to get stoned on Ketamine and beat off to his AI girlfriend all day.

One time I asked a guy stocking shelves where something was. He started laughing and said “Dude I have no idea.” I don’t expect anything more from a guy making $10/hour.

Chat GPT, should I just lie to the public to keep inflating this market bubble?

I wonder how many people are waiting to buy a Model 3 the day he leaves

One of the depressing features of the modern world is the tendency of billionaires to gravitate towards the most malicious hobbies they can imagine.

Like how does "I want to destroy USAID for the benefit of the white race" enter your brain before "it might be fun to own a sports team."