Vanston Chixtobar
@ocelotdaniels.bsky.social
Don’t pay your taxes. DO pay your ghosts | enjoyer of Thai food and cartoons | they/them
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I remember one nigga I went to Purdue with brought his girl to the Sunday pickup session. He tried that “I got him!” and pointed at me.
I went 7-7 from the field and blocked 9 of his shots (he missed the other 4 trying to avoid me)
I went 7-7 from the field and blocked 9 of his shots (he missed the other 4 trying to avoid me)
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What up family
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
What up family
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Ppl are actively trying to combat some of the harmful rhetoric when it comes to dating but yet you’re shoving a microphone into these weirdos faces hoping it goes viral for clicks….very jubilee-esque and collectively we need to stop engaging with that kind of content.
September 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Ppl are actively trying to combat some of the harmful rhetoric when it comes to dating but yet you’re shoving a microphone into these weirdos faces hoping it goes viral for clicks….very jubilee-esque and collectively we need to stop engaging with that kind of content.
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It’s doing nothing but giving a platform to niggas like *that*
September 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It’s doing nothing but giving a platform to niggas like *that*
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I have something very not nice to say. But also…I wish this shit would end…it’s like Jubilee but for dating.
September 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I have something very not nice to say. But also…I wish this shit would end…it’s like Jubilee but for dating.
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Good Morning! To all who celebrates October 3rd!
October 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Good Morning! To all who celebrates October 3rd!
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i looked at the methodology for this and it is
a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and
b. p-hacked
a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and
b. p-hacked
Nearly a third of Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says
1 in 3 Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says
www.independent.co.uk
October 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
i looked at the methodology for this and it is
a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and
b. p-hacked
a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and
b. p-hacked
I think this….. might be one of the best hip hop songs ever?
October 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I think this….. might be one of the best hip hop songs ever?
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Average infection: 1 per year
Risk of long term issues on first infection: 10%
Risk increases with each subsequent infection.
After your 3rd you have a 30% chance of long term issues.
How many years until you become disabled?
Risk of long term issues on first infection: 10%
Risk increases with each subsequent infection.
After your 3rd you have a 30% chance of long term issues.
How many years until you become disabled?
most people really are terrible at assessing risk
October 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Average infection: 1 per year
Risk of long term issues on first infection: 10%
Risk increases with each subsequent infection.
After your 3rd you have a 30% chance of long term issues.
How many years until you become disabled?
Risk of long term issues on first infection: 10%
Risk increases with each subsequent infection.
After your 3rd you have a 30% chance of long term issues.
How many years until you become disabled?
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The chances for a single incidence of long covid look something like this.
October 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The chances for a single incidence of long covid look something like this.
Oh??????
The new IP from Riot Games might have just gotten a huge collaborator in the Spiritbox frontwoman. numetalagenda.com/courtney-lap...
Courtney LaPlante Teases '2XKO' Collaboration
Because "End of You" wasn't enough, apparently.
numetalagenda.com
October 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Oh??????
It’s been 9 years and 6 days and still there hasn’t been a better Tiny Desk Concert uploaded to YouTube than the 1st Anderson .Paak/Free Nationals performance
September 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It’s been 9 years and 6 days and still there hasn’t been a better Tiny Desk Concert uploaded to YouTube than the 1st Anderson .Paak/Free Nationals performance
Good morning. One of the greatest beats ever
September 12, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Good morning. One of the greatest beats ever
So…. Blood Orange is AOTY right
So far
So far
September 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
So…. Blood Orange is AOTY right
So far
So far
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Male rnb has returned to us if only for a brief moment
August 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Male rnb has returned to us if only for a brief moment
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When I tell the youths we had Mk.gee a decade ago
March 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
When I tell the youths we had Mk.gee a decade ago
You just had to be there
March 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
You just had to be there
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I hate having to be confrontational but it also doesn’t stop me from being confrontational
kermit the frog and miss piggy are kissing each other in a muppet show .
ALT: kermit the frog and miss piggy are kissing each other in a muppet show .
media.tenor.com
March 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I hate having to be confrontational but it also doesn’t stop me from being confrontational
Allisson. Still elite
March 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Allisson. Still elite