leaving a bunch of snot in your arm

it's those things like. buying a shampoo and your hair is visibly dirty. buying alergies meds and ur sneezing the whole time. buying a plan b and u smell like sex. idk.

i thought i spent 40min in the shower staring at the wall and was frustrated i was going to be late for my appointment

got out the shower, found out only 20min passed.

i still feel bad but in a different way

honestly id be his sugar daddy at this point. i dont even need more currency i just want to talk about poe with my boy......... i want to see him and his doohickey build......

ooooughhh im a poor little flower i need your divines to survive oughagahhhh.......

there was a time i was on the beach and i saw a woman waving and calling my name and then i approached her and she was calling her dog, who was behind me

embarrassing childhood memory for me, beautiful sexy scenario for some

no one shoukd wear heels but alpha male influencers

oooughhh i dont want my gf to be taller than me when she puts on heelsssss

ok. put on bigger heels than hers duh

i do the spats but this dress was too short even for that..... maybe at this point i should just raw dog it. who am i fooling here this dress was never foing to cover anything

van gogh be like

im snitching you to your gf

i forgot im yellow that might be worse than being trans when it comes to getting a job as santa