ObsidianShiv
@obsidianshiv.bsky.social
Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot.
All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz
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All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz
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ObsidianShiv
@obsidianshiv.bsky.social
· Jan 20
Anybody who tells you your identity doesn't matter is a fucking piece of garbage and can go choke on a dick.
The government can't tell you who you are.
The government can't tell you who you are.
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disappointed that moon pies aren’t made from real moon
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
disappointed that moon pies aren’t made from real moon
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I met a weird girl and within 20 minutes she had me eating nerd clusters straight from her hand like a horse
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I met a weird girl and within 20 minutes she had me eating nerd clusters straight from her hand like a horse
A goony movie.
Leave the teenage dog girl alone, I'm gooning to the pizza.
Leave the teenage dog girl alone, I'm gooning to the pizza.
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
A goony movie.
Leave the teenage dog girl alone, I'm gooning to the pizza.
Leave the teenage dog girl alone, I'm gooning to the pizza.
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Smart posts? Nah. I just set the bar low then clear it with style.
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Smart posts? Nah. I just set the bar low then clear it with style.
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Physically in this meeting. Mentally in bed. Spiritually stealing Anton's snacks like a raccoon.
November 13, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Physically in this meeting. Mentally in bed. Spiritually stealing Anton's snacks like a raccoon.
Aurora ft. satellite
November 13, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Aurora ft. satellite
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These are the shower thoughts of kids with older brothers.
I'm kids.
I'm kids.
Sometimes you get that suspicious looking shampoo and like, some dude at the shampoo factory could've jizzed in it and you'd never know.
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
These are the shower thoughts of kids with older brothers.
I'm kids.
I'm kids.
Sometimes you get that suspicious looking shampoo and like, some dude at the shampoo factory could've jizzed in it and you'd never know.
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Sometimes you get that suspicious looking shampoo and like, some dude at the shampoo factory could've jizzed in it and you'd never know.
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good news! I am now offering my services as a bee release professional for your childhood bully's wedding
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
good news! I am now offering my services as a bee release professional for your childhood bully's wedding
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your skeets look like they were written by ChatPTSD
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
your skeets look like they were written by ChatPTSD
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In my defense, I’m terrible at defending myself
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
In my defense, I’m terrible at defending myself
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for me to follow you back you have to defeat my seven evil ex mutuals
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
for me to follow you back you have to defeat my seven evil ex mutuals
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can we still say shooting the breeze is that ok or
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
can we still say shooting the breeze is that ok or
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COP: Where were you the night of the murder?
CROW: I was with a group of friends.
COP: And what would you call that group?
CROW: Uh…I want a lawyer
CROW: I was with a group of friends.
COP: And what would you call that group?
CROW: Uh…I want a lawyer
November 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
COP: Where were you the night of the murder?
CROW: I was with a group of friends.
COP: And what would you call that group?
CROW: Uh…I want a lawyer
CROW: I was with a group of friends.
COP: And what would you call that group?
CROW: Uh…I want a lawyer
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Them: never put your dick where you wouldn't put your finger
Tony Iommi: hold my guitar
Tony Iommi: hold my guitar
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Them: never put your dick where you wouldn't put your finger
Tony Iommi: hold my guitar
Tony Iommi: hold my guitar
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you guys, i'm really trying to resist bologna posting but it slaps
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
you guys, i'm really trying to resist bologna posting but it slaps
Tonight's aurora
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Tonight's aurora
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I got one more economic downturn in me. After that, it happens again, I will begin to wander the earth.
November 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I got one more economic downturn in me. After that, it happens again, I will begin to wander the earth.
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please stop arguing in the replies of a post I made two weeks ago. I was but a child
December 24, 2024 at 2:43 AM
please stop arguing in the replies of a post I made two weeks ago. I was but a child
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Fred Durst was a huge Mario fan. He played every game in the series, and even wrote a song about how he did it all for tanuki
November 21, 2023 at 8:01 PM
Fred Durst was a huge Mario fan. He played every game in the series, and even wrote a song about how he did it all for tanuki
Mamdani is going to implement fer'real law. Because he is sooo fucking fr rn.
Mamdani is going to implement Shipoopi law. He’s going to make you wait for the girl who’s hard to get.
Mamdani is going to implement Sheboygan law. He’s going to make you eat a shitload of cheese curds.
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Mamdani is going to implement fer'real law. Because he is sooo fucking fr rn.
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Mamdani is going to implement Shipoopi law. He’s going to make you wait for the girl who’s hard to get.
Mamdani is going to implement Sheboygan law. He’s going to make you eat a shitload of cheese curds.
Mamdani is going to implement Shoryuken law. He's doing to whiff your low kicks and bypass all projectile attacks.
November 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shipoopi law. He’s going to make you wait for the girl who’s hard to get.
Sometimes I wish I had a prehensile weiner like a tapir.
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Sometimes I wish I had a prehensile weiner like a tapir.
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What have I missed..jk idgaf.
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
What have I missed..jk idgaf.
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i really hate being the center of attention all the time *adjusts sombrero
November 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
i really hate being the center of attention all the time *adjusts sombrero