Joey Oberhoffner
@oberhoffner.bsky.social
“Bear Spray Guy”. Politico. Unelectable. Choir teacher. Dog Dad. Doting uncle. World-Class Hugger. INFJ. Agent of Change. Does not like the cobra chicken. tl;dr
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November 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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When I was 20, if you told me that before I turned 50 I’d see a U.S. administration that belittled war veterans, threatened them for exercising their First Amendment rights, and kissed Russia’s ass, I *might* have believed you.
If you told me they were Republican, I would’ve laughed in your face.
If you told me they were Republican, I would’ve laughed in your face.
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 AM
When I was 20, if you told me that before I turned 50 I’d see a U.S. administration that belittled war veterans, threatened them for exercising their First Amendment rights, and kissed Russia’s ass, I *might* have believed you.
If you told me they were Republican, I would’ve laughed in your face.
If you told me they were Republican, I would’ve laughed in your face.
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November 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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324 in a row!
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November 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
324 in a row!
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Reposted by Joey Oberhoffner
What do you call a group that demands total freedom, but panics the moment anyone demands theirs?
It’s a purity cult. If they override you, it’s stability. If you assert yourself, it’s chaos. They want to control who has a voice.
#ForeverCanadian upset that order, so they want to change the law.
It’s a purity cult. If they override you, it’s stability. If you assert yourself, it’s chaos. They want to control who has a voice.
#ForeverCanadian upset that order, so they want to change the law.
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
What do you call a group that demands total freedom, but panics the moment anyone demands theirs?
It’s a purity cult. If they override you, it’s stability. If you assert yourself, it’s chaos. They want to control who has a voice.
#ForeverCanadian upset that order, so they want to change the law.
It’s a purity cult. If they override you, it’s stability. If you assert yourself, it’s chaos. They want to control who has a voice.
#ForeverCanadian upset that order, so they want to change the law.
Reposted by Joey Oberhoffner
IDEA: A Hallmark Christmas movie about an Alberta premier who refuses to be photographed with Santa unless he's seated, titled 'Notwithstanding Claus'.
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
IDEA: A Hallmark Christmas movie about an Alberta premier who refuses to be photographed with Santa unless he's seated, titled 'Notwithstanding Claus'.
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November 19, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Kids who already feel like the world is against them are now being told they can’t be who they are, by a government that knows it will be found in violation of their rights. The excuse? “We won”.
All this to shore up the right-wing voting bloc.
The cruelty is the point. #ableg
All this to shore up the right-wing voting bloc.
The cruelty is the point. #ableg
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Kids who already feel like the world is against them are now being told they can’t be who they are, by a government that knows it will be found in violation of their rights. The excuse? “We won”.
All this to shore up the right-wing voting bloc.
The cruelty is the point. #ableg
All this to shore up the right-wing voting bloc.
The cruelty is the point. #ableg
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November 16, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Mark Carney can’t make an oil pipeline appear out of thin air.
A company needs to apply to build one, in order for him to approve it. No application = nothing to approve.
I really can’t make it any clearer than that.
#cdnpoli #abpoli
A company needs to apply to build one, in order for him to approve it. No application = nothing to approve.
I really can’t make it any clearer than that.
#cdnpoli #abpoli
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I’m always a little embarrassed when my 71-year old mom apologizes for needing help with technology. “I’m sorry to waste your time fixing my phone”.
It’s like, “You taught me to wipe. I think I can make the time, lady.”
It’s like, “You taught me to wipe. I think I can make the time, lady.”
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I’m always a little embarrassed when my 71-year old mom apologizes for needing help with technology. “I’m sorry to waste your time fixing my phone”.
It’s like, “You taught me to wipe. I think I can make the time, lady.”
It’s like, “You taught me to wipe. I think I can make the time, lady.”
My favourite thing about the Northern Lights is how they remind me that the Sun could, at any moment, decide to sterilize this planet with a burst of radiation and there’s not a damned thing we could do about it.
Also, they’re pretty.
Also, they’re pretty.
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 AM
My favourite thing about the Northern Lights is how they remind me that the Sun could, at any moment, decide to sterilize this planet with a burst of radiation and there’s not a damned thing we could do about it.
Also, they’re pretty.
Also, they’re pretty.
Filthy. There oughta be a law.
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Filthy. There oughta be a law.
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November 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Why do we say “if you pay peanuts, you get monkeys”?
Monkeys don’t eat peanuts.
Monkeys don’t eat peanuts.
November 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Why do we say “if you pay peanuts, you get monkeys”?
Monkeys don’t eat peanuts.
Monkeys don’t eat peanuts.
I hate omnibus bills, no matter who brings them in.
But NOBODY who EVER supported Stephen Harper can criticize someone for bringing forward an omnibus bill, because dude was an omnibus FACTORY.
But NOBODY who EVER supported Stephen Harper can criticize someone for bringing forward an omnibus bill, because dude was an omnibus FACTORY.
November 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I hate omnibus bills, no matter who brings them in.
But NOBODY who EVER supported Stephen Harper can criticize someone for bringing forward an omnibus bill, because dude was an omnibus FACTORY.
But NOBODY who EVER supported Stephen Harper can criticize someone for bringing forward an omnibus bill, because dude was an omnibus FACTORY.
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Free #abpoli Civics Tip:
If you’re a politician in Canada and you can’t get elected without the votes of non-citizens, you’re in the wrong line of work.
That’s 100% also true if you can’t win without the votes of people who don’t WANT to be Canadian citizens. They can move. And take you with them.
If you’re a politician in Canada and you can’t get elected without the votes of non-citizens, you’re in the wrong line of work.
That’s 100% also true if you can’t win without the votes of people who don’t WANT to be Canadian citizens. They can move. And take you with them.
November 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Free #abpoli Civics Tip:
If you’re a politician in Canada and you can’t get elected without the votes of non-citizens, you’re in the wrong line of work.
That’s 100% also true if you can’t win without the votes of people who don’t WANT to be Canadian citizens. They can move. And take you with them.
If you’re a politician in Canada and you can’t get elected without the votes of non-citizens, you’re in the wrong line of work.
That’s 100% also true if you can’t win without the votes of people who don’t WANT to be Canadian citizens. They can move. And take you with them.
Buckle up, kids.
Tuesday’s results sent a clear message to Trump-land that they have one year to discredit the process or find another excuse (“insurrection”?) to delay the mid-term elections that would turn the House - & maybe the Senate - blue.
They’re going to pull out all the stops, now.
Tuesday’s results sent a clear message to Trump-land that they have one year to discredit the process or find another excuse (“insurrection”?) to delay the mid-term elections that would turn the House - & maybe the Senate - blue.
They’re going to pull out all the stops, now.
November 5, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Buckle up, kids.
Tuesday’s results sent a clear message to Trump-land that they have one year to discredit the process or find another excuse (“insurrection”?) to delay the mid-term elections that would turn the House - & maybe the Senate - blue.
They’re going to pull out all the stops, now.
Tuesday’s results sent a clear message to Trump-land that they have one year to discredit the process or find another excuse (“insurrection”?) to delay the mid-term elections that would turn the House - & maybe the Senate - blue.
They’re going to pull out all the stops, now.
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