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obamathepony.bsky.social
Simon Mulholland
@obamathepony.bsky.social
Inclusive Pony powered inventor specialising in all terrain disabled access.
We need Sopranos NOW.
Mamdani is introducing Aria Law and it ain't over till the fat lady sings.
November 9, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Trump is now doing @coldwarsteve impersonations.
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Obama the Pony makes all those places a wheelchair doesn't go, accessible.
November 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
This is what Obama really does, takes anyone, in any wheelchair, across any terrain.
November 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Don't underestimate the Independence Chariot Wing.
Obama the Pony means business.
November 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Tell her it's urgent. I don't want to be driving a chariot in autumn gear in the winter. It might cause adverse comments.
November 5, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I wonder if she can help with a "chic autumn outfit" suitable for driving slammed Egyptian chariots.
November 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Portland, Chicago and all the other cities invaded by ICE need to celebrate the amazing Epstein Ballroom.
Keep the frogs but add in some ballroom dancers.
Show Trump why you should be at Queen Melania's Ball.
October 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
But I would rather do my real job and make all terrain access, for anyone, in any wheelchair, a reality.
October 3, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Obama here. As the chariot wing of @teslatakedownuk.bsky.social I am ready to fight, or to be more accurate, transport Simon to the fight, and bring the remains back.
October 3, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Obama the pony is ready for Stephen Miller. More badass and a lot more popular. And better looking.
October 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
As a Scot spectating from a reasonably safe distance, I am concerned that he has done enormous damage to your nation's status.
Voting twice for this lunatic will colour our approach to trusting your nation, for decades.
Which is a tragedy.
You should have listened to the late, great, Janey Godley.
September 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
It isn't a real battlefield without Obama the pony pulling a chariot.
September 30, 2025 at 9:59 AM
If you're so damn keen on bringing back old energy sources....
Here's Obama the pony.
September 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The Grifters frontman, Don Trump is releasing their old hit, "I'm More Than a Number in Your Little Black Book!" Writers credits go to the Immortal*Jeff Epstein.
*Almost Immortal.
September 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Sometimes, only "Air Guitar" will do.
September 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
27 is too old. Still playing with ponies at 70. Forget gro7wing up.
September 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Would be interested to discuss adding pony power to the mix.
Can I, or Obama the Pony, DM you?
September 24, 2025 at 12:43 PM
If Obama (the pony) isn't first in line for Rapture, it's not being organised by decent people, or decent Gods.
September 23, 2025 at 9:56 AM
No Captions please.
I don't want to laugh during Rapture.
September 23, 2025 at 9:50 AM
The Plaza is almost ready.
September 21, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I'm building the Plaza as fast as I can.
September 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
The Antifa Cavalry are recruiting. Join Obama the Pony.
It's a pony's life in the Antifa Cavalry.
September 19, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Trump's lapdog, Cavalier King Charles.
September 19, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Every woman who gives birth to an autistic child has slept with a man.
Ladies, you can eradicate autism easily. Cut men's balls off. It's got to be worth a try.
Starting with RFK jr would be a good idea.
September 7, 2025 at 6:34 AM