Sick! 👏

The response was apparently: “Don’t worry, bud, men have lots and lots of sperm.”

What a time

No chain mail, but I got him a map of Hyrule and one of those little wooden short swords! He was pleased.

We didn’t get the ice cream. He got a consolation turkey leg tho.

The server stared at me for a few seconds before whipping out her phone and asking ChatGPT if ice cream had eggs in it. Before I could just call her off, it spat out a definitive “no,” which she repeated to me with confidence.

Walked up to ye olde ice cream shoppe and mentioned that he’s allergic to eggs. Would they be so kind as to check if this ice cream had any in it? Ice cream typically doesn’t, but you never know.

Same! I was pleasantly surprised they lived up to the hype.

This memory enters my mind like once a month as a welcome mental cleanse. Gotta hang onto those thoughts these days.

I’m in my feels about killing bugs ok

Has it elevated to requiring a more comprehensive municipal approach to controlling them? Is that even feasible and how? Is there a point when we accept that they’re here? Should we let our kid continue dispatching them righteously?

But at this point squishing a few during each outing seems inconsequential and almost cruel? We’re clearly not making a dent here.

But at this point there are so many that squishing a few during each outing seems inconsequential and even cruel? We’re clearly not making a dent here.

“Chip/Joanna”