So far, the funniest parts of trying to get a friend into Warframe have been:
•Finding out he's colorblind via a fuckass "iron man" color theme (it had a lot of green)
•Him being disappointed about not getting color palettes for turning on a colorblind filter (could've sworn that was a thing, tho)
•Finding out he's colorblind via a fuckass "iron man" color theme (it had a lot of green)
•Him being disappointed about not getting color palettes for turning on a colorblind filter (could've sworn that was a thing, tho)
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
So far, the funniest parts of trying to get a friend into Warframe have been:
•Finding out he's colorblind via a fuckass "iron man" color theme (it had a lot of green)
•Him being disappointed about not getting color palettes for turning on a colorblind filter (could've sworn that was a thing, tho)
•Finding out he's colorblind via a fuckass "iron man" color theme (it had a lot of green)
•Him being disappointed about not getting color palettes for turning on a colorblind filter (could've sworn that was a thing, tho)
Need Weird Al to play my spine like his sturdiest accordion. Back's especially uncomfortable today.
November 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Need Weird Al to play my spine like his sturdiest accordion. Back's especially uncomfortable today.
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POV: YOU PLAY 1 ROUND OF CITY TRIAL
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
POV: YOU PLAY 1 ROUND OF CITY TRIAL
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The Witch Upstairs just passed 150% funded! Thats $120,000!!
Only $2,000 left for the beach episode stretch goal!!!
Support the project here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
Only $2,000 left for the beach episode stretch goal!!!
Support the project here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The Witch Upstairs just passed 150% funded! Thats $120,000!!
Only $2,000 left for the beach episode stretch goal!!!
Support the project here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
Only $2,000 left for the beach episode stretch goal!!!
Support the project here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
Need a bad bitch to rip my head off fr
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Need a bad bitch to rip my head off fr
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The Witch Upstairs is FUNDED!! (already!?!?) but if you have the means, you can make it come out all the more cooler. more animators! more episodes! a beach episode! guest artists! a beach episode! a second season! Look can we get the goddamn beach episode please. I would like to see the beach episo
oh sorry, my mistake, lemi just...
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The Witch Upstairs is FUNDED!! (already!?!?) but if you have the means, you can make it come out all the more cooler. more animators! more episodes! a beach episode! guest artists! a beach episode! a second season! Look can we get the goddamn beach episode please. I would like to see the beach episo
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Feel like Red Lobster could be saved if their butter didn't inexplicably taste like shit. I've had margarine that tasted more real than whatever ass juice they serve with their food.
October 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Feel like Red Lobster could be saved if their butter didn't inexplicably taste like shit. I've had margarine that tasted more real than whatever ass juice they serve with their food.
Life would be way better if we spent our time researching ways to put our brains in machines rather than decided whether we want to vote for Fuckwad Johnson or Charlie Dickhead.
October 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Life would be way better if we spent our time researching ways to put our brains in machines rather than decided whether we want to vote for Fuckwad Johnson or Charlie Dickhead.
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Unstable cores rollback was announced 87 days after unstable cores were added to the game which, if calculations are correct, makes it the shortest lived new system?
October 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Unstable cores rollback was announced 87 days after unstable cores were added to the game which, if calculations are correct, makes it the shortest lived new system?
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I accidentally handed over my account to the hacker. DMs from @setup-wiz.bsky.social were sent by the hacker, not me. Ignore the suggestion to move to discord. I didn't lose money, and I didn't report anyone. I'm so sorry for the confusion.
October 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I accidentally handed over my account to the hacker. DMs from @setup-wiz.bsky.social were sent by the hacker, not me. Ignore the suggestion to move to discord. I didn't lose money, and I didn't report anyone. I'm so sorry for the confusion.
Well shit, guess I gotta start following people back on Twitter now
October 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Well shit, guess I gotta start following people back on Twitter now
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it honestly fills me with like a nostalgic sense of joy knowing that i've kept up with a handful of my OCs for like a decade and have continually built upon their stories and designs over that time. I'm glad my critters got to grow up with me instead of being abandoned and fading away.
October 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
it honestly fills me with like a nostalgic sense of joy knowing that i've kept up with a handful of my OCs for like a decade and have continually built upon their stories and designs over that time. I'm glad my critters got to grow up with me instead of being abandoned and fading away.
WHO THE FUCK IS PUTTING PORN ON MY TL AGAIN?!
September 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
WHO THE FUCK IS PUTTING PORN ON MY TL AGAIN?!
Got bored. Made a shape and turned it into two guys
September 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Got bored. Made a shape and turned it into two guys
Y'all haven't considered that Togore might be Asriel's deadname.
September 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Y'all haven't considered that Togore might be Asriel's deadname.
Helldivers should have more games on the arcade machine than just Stratagem Hero.
Let me load stratagems with stratatapper. Let me whack barrels in Automokong.
Let me load stratagems with stratatapper. Let me whack barrels in Automokong.
September 14, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Helldivers should have more games on the arcade machine than just Stratagem Hero.
Let me load stratagems with stratatapper. Let me whack barrels in Automokong.
Let me load stratagems with stratatapper. Let me whack barrels in Automokong.
Had a thought-turned-baseless-theory earlier:
I thought "what if the shadow crystals and Black shard(s) we're collecting end up making the shape of the Deltarune?" Then I wondered "What would be placed in the Angel's spot?" Then I answered "A scrying mirror that Catti would likely have."
I thought "what if the shadow crystals and Black shard(s) we're collecting end up making the shape of the Deltarune?" Then I wondered "What would be placed in the Angel's spot?" Then I answered "A scrying mirror that Catti would likely have."
August 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Had a thought-turned-baseless-theory earlier:
I thought "what if the shadow crystals and Black shard(s) we're collecting end up making the shape of the Deltarune?" Then I wondered "What would be placed in the Angel's spot?" Then I answered "A scrying mirror that Catti would likely have."
I thought "what if the shadow crystals and Black shard(s) we're collecting end up making the shape of the Deltarune?" Then I wondered "What would be placed in the Angel's spot?" Then I answered "A scrying mirror that Catti would likely have."
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TODAY FUCKING SUCKS!
TOMORROW MIGHT NOT!
TOMORROW MIGHT NOT!
August 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
TODAY FUCKING SUCKS!
TOMORROW MIGHT NOT!
TOMORROW MIGHT NOT!
Surprised Nintendo hasn't come up with a ghost/flying pokemon named Ossowary
August 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Surprised Nintendo hasn't come up with a ghost/flying pokemon named Ossowary
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