The Egg Van, Goo Goo G’Joob

I ain’t for sale but you can definitely send me $ in exchange for gnarly snaggletoe pics

In Sacramento.

You don’t add a dash of pickle juice?

You’re a fucking disgusting monster. Aggressive cancer is AGGRESSIVE! It grows quickly. For you to try to use this against him and the Democratic Party as a whole is nothing less than evil and heartless.

You guys owe me a new phone. Threw it against a wall after hearing you “confirm” that Oracle Park was built on top of the old Candlestick Park. It wasn’t. Completely different neighborhood.

It’s honestly funny at this point because the supposedly baseball hungry city of Sacramento with a built-in A’s fanbase isn’t even filling 70% of a minor league stadium for the A’s. They know John Fisher sucks and they deserve better.

Could torpedo the relationship.

NBC affiliate in Sacramento didn’t mention a word about Booker on the news tonight. Not even covered in the politics news section on their website.

I have an int’l trip in August and I legit think Trump is going to pull some bs and invoke martial law before then (insurrection act over some bs).

This movie is trauma