nwodg
@nwodg.bsky.social
•Professional yeller since 93
•Easily excitable
•Bullshit and obfuscation
•Brilliant, but fascinated by dumb shit
•Doing better, being better
•Easily excitable
•Bullshit and obfuscation
•Brilliant, but fascinated by dumb shit
•Doing better, being better
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Rex Sloan will return as Rex Splode in "AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY"
March 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Rex Sloan will return as Rex Splode in "AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY"
"It is what it is, but what it is girl??" is a phrase I use FAR too often
March 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM
"It is what it is, but what it is girl??" is a phrase I use FAR too often
Every break room should have an arcade machine
February 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Every break room should have an arcade machine
An accidental hobby of mine is watching short horror films at like 2 am, or full-on horror movies at 4 am
February 26, 2025 at 7:57 AM
An accidental hobby of mine is watching short horror films at like 2 am, or full-on horror movies at 4 am
"Ok
I know I made it sound like I have a lot more information than I do:
I don't
It's just like... if- if you look it up that gives you *ONE*, one definition, one description of it, right?
Wha- what I'm saying is like, if you want, I can give you *MY* description of it
Anyway, you already agreed"
I know I made it sound like I have a lot more information than I do:
I don't
It's just like... if- if you look it up that gives you *ONE*, one definition, one description of it, right?
Wha- what I'm saying is like, if you want, I can give you *MY* description of it
Anyway, you already agreed"
February 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
"Ok
I know I made it sound like I have a lot more information than I do:
I don't
It's just like... if- if you look it up that gives you *ONE*, one definition, one description of it, right?
Wha- what I'm saying is like, if you want, I can give you *MY* description of it
Anyway, you already agreed"
I know I made it sound like I have a lot more information than I do:
I don't
It's just like... if- if you look it up that gives you *ONE*, one definition, one description of it, right?
Wha- what I'm saying is like, if you want, I can give you *MY* description of it
Anyway, you already agreed"
Reposted by nwodg
Is there a balatro knockoff version of mahjong yet? Wake me up when that happens
February 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Is there a balatro knockoff version of mahjong yet? Wake me up when that happens
"Think about the good parts of fear: you run faster, you’re more focused, you don’t feel pain as much
Every bad feeling, all signs you’re actually stronger
So when you feel afraid, you should think about how your body is getting ready for what’s coming
'Only when weak may I carry my true strength'"
Every bad feeling, all signs you’re actually stronger
So when you feel afraid, you should think about how your body is getting ready for what’s coming
'Only when weak may I carry my true strength'"
February 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
"Think about the good parts of fear: you run faster, you’re more focused, you don’t feel pain as much
Every bad feeling, all signs you’re actually stronger
So when you feel afraid, you should think about how your body is getting ready for what’s coming
'Only when weak may I carry my true strength'"
Every bad feeling, all signs you’re actually stronger
So when you feel afraid, you should think about how your body is getting ready for what’s coming
'Only when weak may I carry my true strength'"
Just because you are lil guy, doesn't mean you can't be the big cheese
February 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Just because you are lil guy, doesn't mean you can't be the big cheese
A nuisance is a thing that causes inconvenience or annoyance
A NEW-sance is the same thing, but specifically for tasks people try to spring on you last minute
A NEW-sance is the same thing, but specifically for tasks people try to spring on you last minute
February 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
A nuisance is a thing that causes inconvenience or annoyance
A NEW-sance is the same thing, but specifically for tasks people try to spring on you last minute
A NEW-sance is the same thing, but specifically for tasks people try to spring on you last minute
I know a normal conversation hate to see me coming
February 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I know a normal conversation hate to see me coming
"Do you wanna do bumper cars?"
-I'll take the bump
"Wait what?"
-What?
-I'll take the bump
"Wait what?"
-What?
February 22, 2025 at 5:19 AM
"Do you wanna do bumper cars?"
-I'll take the bump
"Wait what?"
-What?
-I'll take the bump
"Wait what?"
-What?
Took a picture of Bigfoot's cat, apparently
February 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Took a picture of Bigfoot's cat, apparently
Reposted by nwodg
✨a reboot of a relaunch of a revival✨
February 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
✨a reboot of a relaunch of a revival✨
You're in their DMs
You're in their DMs
You're in their DMs
Everyone is in their DMs
*I am Oprah Winfrey*
You're in their DMs
You're in their DMs
Everyone is in their DMs
*I am Oprah Winfrey*
February 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
You're in their DMs
You're in their DMs
You're in their DMs
Everyone is in their DMs
*I am Oprah Winfrey*
You're in their DMs
You're in their DMs
Everyone is in their DMs
*I am Oprah Winfrey*
"These damn blue dogs in children's shows, giving my dog false hope that they can be blue"
February 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"These damn blue dogs in children's shows, giving my dog false hope that they can be blue"
There should be a difficulty setting for things in life
Don't get me wrong, I'm not tryna be lazy and set ~EVERYTHING~ to easy
I'm just tryna see how hard opening a book CAN be
Don't get me wrong, I'm not tryna be lazy and set ~EVERYTHING~ to easy
I'm just tryna see how hard opening a book CAN be
February 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
There should be a difficulty setting for things in life
Don't get me wrong, I'm not tryna be lazy and set ~EVERYTHING~ to easy
I'm just tryna see how hard opening a book CAN be
Don't get me wrong, I'm not tryna be lazy and set ~EVERYTHING~ to easy
I'm just tryna see how hard opening a book CAN be
Why is it always "you're *NOT* gonna believe this"?
Like saying "you ARE gonna believe this" has the same success rate
Like saying "you ARE gonna believe this" has the same success rate
February 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Why is it always "you're *NOT* gonna believe this"?
Like saying "you ARE gonna believe this" has the same success rate
Like saying "you ARE gonna believe this" has the same success rate
Turns out I don't have to actually say "Grace", It's more so the *meaning and intent* of the words that matter
So ima be saying "gang" before every meal now
So ima be saying "gang" before every meal now
February 15, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Turns out I don't have to actually say "Grace", It's more so the *meaning and intent* of the words that matter
So ima be saying "gang" before every meal now
So ima be saying "gang" before every meal now
Not to brag or anything, but the cute attendant at the gas station just told me "you left your card in the thing" 😏
February 15, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Not to brag or anything, but the cute attendant at the gas station just told me "you left your card in the thing" 😏
Unfortunately, your honor, I *HAD* to go beast mode
February 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Unfortunately, your honor, I *HAD* to go beast mode
*walking up to a street race, saying I got next, and then asking to borrow one of their cars*
February 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
*walking up to a street race, saying I got next, and then asking to borrow one of their cars*
Ain't that just the way
February 14, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Ain't that just the way
Big news
I swore for the first time 😎
I swore for the first time 😎
February 14, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Big news
I swore for the first time 😎
I swore for the first time 😎
Something newey, something borrowed, something Bluey
February 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Something newey, something borrowed, something Bluey