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@nutritionistfoo.bsky.social
(She/her) Clinical nutrition is my jam. Weight neutrality. I often fall into research rabbit holes. Former chef. Queer ND squirrel. Trans rights must be protected - fight these fucksticks. I love my fur beasts and my kiddos. Peoria, Illinois.
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Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Woke up today to the news
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Defending a guy who had a fucking nazi tattoo & not believing that's disqualifying is the same psychosis that has people thinking these billionaires running these tech companies are actually smart and know what they're doing.
It's the same. Folks just let ppl play in their faces
It's the same. Folks just let ppl play in their faces
November 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Defending a guy who had a fucking nazi tattoo & not believing that's disqualifying is the same psychosis that has people thinking these billionaires running these tech companies are actually smart and know what they're doing.
It's the same. Folks just let ppl play in their faces
It's the same. Folks just let ppl play in their faces
Welp, my normie centrist mom is planning to go to the No Kings protest tomorrow, with no pressure or suggestion from me. I don’t think she’s protested anything since Vietnam. So that’s where we are.
October 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Welp, my normie centrist mom is planning to go to the No Kings protest tomorrow, with no pressure or suggestion from me. I don’t think she’s protested anything since Vietnam. So that’s where we are.
Today is a great day to cancel Disney plus.
September 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Today is a great day to cancel Disney plus.
Fuck Gavin Newsom. I don’t care how funny his Twitter people are, I am not ever fucking voting for him and all the people hyping him this week are just entrenching that feeling. Stop trying to make fetch happen.
August 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Fuck Gavin Newsom. I don’t care how funny his Twitter people are, I am not ever fucking voting for him and all the people hyping him this week are just entrenching that feeling. Stop trying to make fetch happen.
This is just my life now, I guess.
August 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
This is just my life now, I guess.
Every time you give these motherfuckers an inch, they take a mile. First it was bathrooms and girls sports, then it was trans care for minors, and so on and so forth. Every politician who entertains “reasonable concerns” is just ushering in another step.
WASHINGTON (AP) - US Air Force says it will deny retirement pay to transgender service members being separated from the service.
August 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Every time you give these motherfuckers an inch, they take a mile. First it was bathrooms and girls sports, then it was trans care for minors, and so on and so forth. Every politician who entertains “reasonable concerns” is just ushering in another step.
It is officially pesto season, the best season of all.
July 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It is officially pesto season, the best season of all.
I think it’s totally BS that grocery prices aren’t tied to inflation indices. Anyone who buys food knows that groceries are so much more expensive than a year ago AND five years ago. But yet they want to tell us that somehow that isn’t factored into the cost of living?
July 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I think it’s totally BS that grocery prices aren’t tied to inflation indices. Anyone who buys food knows that groceries are so much more expensive than a year ago AND five years ago. But yet they want to tell us that somehow that isn’t factored into the cost of living?
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US politics is the art of spending a shitload of money trying to convince everyone that Bad Things are good and Good Things are bad
June 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
US politics is the art of spending a shitload of money trying to convince everyone that Bad Things are good and Good Things are bad
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The Leeroy Jenkins Administration
June 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
The Leeroy Jenkins Administration
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Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.
April 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.
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This is just to say
I have fired
the bureaucrats
throughout
your government
Even the ones
that were probably
keeping planes
in the air
Forgive me
I am not very smart
So efficiency
Much savings
I have fired
the bureaucrats
throughout
your government
Even the ones
that were probably
keeping planes
in the air
Forgive me
I am not very smart
So efficiency
Much savings
February 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
This is just to say
I have fired
the bureaucrats
throughout
your government
Even the ones
that were probably
keeping planes
in the air
Forgive me
I am not very smart
So efficiency
Much savings
I have fired
the bureaucrats
throughout
your government
Even the ones
that were probably
keeping planes
in the air
Forgive me
I am not very smart
So efficiency
Much savings
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The Oregon Trail generation speaks
I am going to be so pissed if--after everything--I do, in fact, die of dysentery.
February 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The Oregon Trail generation speaks
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For sale: baby casket, supplies low.
February 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
For sale: baby casket, supplies low.
Every morning I wake up and wonder if we will get a military coup today.
February 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Every morning I wake up and wonder if we will get a military coup today.
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An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.
February 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.
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Popular or not Dems cannot bend on the need for trans people to be treated with basic humanity and respect. If we give up that because the right made trans people unpopular, we give up everything. They’ll dice us group by group like a salami. We die on this hill or we die alone in a ditch
February 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Popular or not Dems cannot bend on the need for trans people to be treated with basic humanity and respect. If we give up that because the right made trans people unpopular, we give up everything. They’ll dice us group by group like a salami. We die on this hill or we die alone in a ditch
Maybe it’s the influenza talking, but I am wishing for nothing but bad things for the Nazis in our government today.
February 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Maybe it’s the influenza talking, but I am wishing for nothing but bad things for the Nazis in our government today.
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NOT NOW, MELVILLE. READ THE ROOM.
February 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
NOT NOW, MELVILLE. READ THE ROOM.
Gonna start blocking all these “we should bully these nerds” people because as an AuDHD woman, fuck you all if you believe bullying is a solution to our problems. It’s not funny or cute.
February 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Gonna start blocking all these “we should bully these nerds” people because as an AuDHD woman, fuck you all if you believe bullying is a solution to our problems. It’s not funny or cute.
The current admin is gonna ban Indiana Jones and the Lost ark because we can’t have so much violence against “people with valid ideas”.
February 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The current admin is gonna ban Indiana Jones and the Lost ark because we can’t have so much violence against “people with valid ideas”.
Block every one of these motherfuckers saying “Americans voted for this”. It’s clearly a goddam psyop.
February 1, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Block every one of these motherfuckers saying “Americans voted for this”. It’s clearly a goddam psyop.
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Check in on your friends who are federal employees.
We aren't ok. Not by a longshot.
We aren't ok. Not by a longshot.
January 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Check in on your friends who are federal employees.
We aren't ok. Not by a longshot.
We aren't ok. Not by a longshot.