Nutella The Hun🇹🇼
@nutellathehun.bsky.social
Early childhood career coach specializing in chimney maintenance and mineral extraction.
Snail.
Snail.
If aliens invade I’ll be their pet
December 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
If aliens invade I’ll be their pet
“Elmo’s world!” He sings as crops burn and mothers cry. For who can tell Elmo otherwise?
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
“Elmo’s world!” He sings as crops burn and mothers cry. For who can tell Elmo otherwise?
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The seasonal threesome is called a turfucken.
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The seasonal threesome is called a turfucken.
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What if before it rained the clouds got all thick and veiny
November 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
What if before it rained the clouds got all thick and veiny
Polystyrene is a beautiful name for a girl
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Polystyrene is a beautiful name for a girl
Wearing Realtree Crocs in public is like saying ‘yeah, I fish emotionally.’
November 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Wearing Realtree Crocs in public is like saying ‘yeah, I fish emotionally.’
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Feeling better after a little therapeutic Wolfenstein
October 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Feeling better after a little therapeutic Wolfenstein
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i don’t want a vacation i want to be lightly sedated and placed beneath a tree
October 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
i don’t want a vacation i want to be lightly sedated and placed beneath a tree
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How to stay safe during an encounter with police:
1. Wear glasses
2. Say "you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses"
1. Wear glasses
2. Say "you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses"
October 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How to stay safe during an encounter with police:
1. Wear glasses
2. Say "you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses"
1. Wear glasses
2. Say "you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses"
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The raccoon cake pop from Starbucks does not taste like real raccoon
September 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The raccoon cake pop from Starbucks does not taste like real raccoon
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i think i like jelly donuts because they trigger my predator instincts — i see them bleed and i know they are prey.
August 22, 2024 at 8:29 PM
i think i like jelly donuts because they trigger my predator instincts — i see them bleed and i know they are prey.
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I like women like I like black mold : in my walls and willing to kill me
March 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I like women like I like black mold : in my walls and willing to kill me
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No, I’m not calm. I’ve just given up.
October 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
No, I’m not calm. I’ve just given up.
The woke mob wants me arrested for being stinky
October 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The woke mob wants me arrested for being stinky
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the chimps doing a 21 banana salute for jane goodall
October 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
the chimps doing a 21 banana salute for jane goodall
Gingivitis is a beautiful name for a boy
September 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Gingivitis is a beautiful name for a boy
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Angrily emailing burt because the lip balm i just ate tastes like artificial bees
September 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Angrily emailing burt because the lip balm i just ate tastes like artificial bees
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It came to me in a dream that the source of all minion memes is Omaha, Nebraska
September 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It came to me in a dream that the source of all minion memes is Omaha, Nebraska
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so gollum was a pescatarian what's the big deal
September 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
so gollum was a pescatarian what's the big deal
Robert Redford took my lunch money
September 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Robert Redford took my lunch money
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Spice up a lunch date by passing a note, “I'm wearing a wire.”
September 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Spice up a lunch date by passing a note, “I'm wearing a wire.”
My day just got better and we all know why
September 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
My day just got better and we all know why
Can’t believe the bank would foreclose my house despite our 3211 day snap streak
September 7, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Can’t believe the bank would foreclose my house despite our 3211 day snap streak