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how couples argue today
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
how couples argue today
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
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operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
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i can't believe they have to play again today.
October 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
i can't believe they have to play again today.
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parents PLEASE check your kid's candy this year. i just found a copy of "the elder scrolls: tribunal" in a snickers bar. that is NOT playable without the morrowind base game
October 31, 2023 at 9:21 PM
parents PLEASE check your kid's candy this year. i just found a copy of "the elder scrolls: tribunal" in a snickers bar. that is NOT playable without the morrowind base game
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I'm just like a large language model in that I've read everything on the internet and it's made me effectively useless
October 14, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I'm just like a large language model in that I've read everything on the internet and it's made me effectively useless
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
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this was called Cohost—not enough people used it or spent money on it relative to the amount of money it cost to (1) pay its 4 employees a living wage for their labor; and (2) keep the site running, so it died, nothing like it has taken its place at the scale it existed, and now we're here
Worker owned social media when
October 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
this was called Cohost—not enough people used it or spent money on it relative to the amount of money it cost to (1) pay its 4 employees a living wage for their labor; and (2) keep the site running, so it died, nothing like it has taken its place at the scale it existed, and now we're here
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not normally one to chase trends but I have given into peer pressure and started wearing a home movies-style unicolor onesie
November 2, 2024 at 4:11 AM
not normally one to chase trends but I have given into peer pressure and started wearing a home movies-style unicolor onesie
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I think Magic: The Gathering is at an extremely bad place right now, and I think the recent Spider-Man set is a true low point. I went slightly wild in my @endlessmode.bsky.social column this week about it. Tune in for the phrase "suckling hogs" www.endlessmode.com/tabletop/mag...
Marvel’s Spider-Man and Through the Omenpaths Are A Bad Omen For Magic’s Future
Magic: The Gathering fans have been dealt a bad hand with the card game's unexciting, misguided new Spider-Man set.
www.endlessmode.com
October 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I think Magic: The Gathering is at an extremely bad place right now, and I think the recent Spider-Man set is a true low point. I went slightly wild in my @endlessmode.bsky.social column this week about it. Tune in for the phrase "suckling hogs" www.endlessmode.com/tabletop/mag...
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pa: ill tell you boy. Playing as a girl in those computer games is how satan and antifa gets you
son: oh no pa! What do I do? Do I burn it?
pa: that thing cost money. better just look at her ass all the time
son: but pa she's some kinda bug or somethin
pa: bugs got asses, boy
son: oh no pa! What do I do? Do I burn it?
pa: that thing cost money. better just look at her ass all the time
son: but pa she's some kinda bug or somethin
pa: bugs got asses, boy
September 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
pa: ill tell you boy. Playing as a girl in those computer games is how satan and antifa gets you
son: oh no pa! What do I do? Do I burn it?
pa: that thing cost money. better just look at her ass all the time
son: but pa she's some kinda bug or somethin
pa: bugs got asses, boy
son: oh no pa! What do I do? Do I burn it?
pa: that thing cost money. better just look at her ass all the time
son: but pa she's some kinda bug or somethin
pa: bugs got asses, boy
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
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CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called?
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
September 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called?
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
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Armored Trooper Votoms should honestly be up there considered as essential as Gundam or Evangelion
September 15, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Armored Trooper Votoms should honestly be up there considered as essential as Gundam or Evangelion
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V for Vendetta is nice because it doesn't pretend vendetta is the only word that starts with V and actually tells you about a bunch of the others
September 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
V for Vendetta is nice because it doesn't pretend vendetta is the only word that starts with V and actually tells you about a bunch of the others
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I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
September 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
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[West-Ham Football Stadium chorus]
Spoida-Bloke, Spoida-Bloke
shagged a spoida 'n now 'e's gross
'E can swing, from a web,
E's a cunt 'an 'is uncle's dead.
Look out!
'Ere comes Spoida-Bloke!
Spoida-Bloke, Spoida-Bloke
shagged a spoida 'n now 'e's gross
'E can swing, from a web,
E's a cunt 'an 'is uncle's dead.
Look out!
'Ere comes Spoida-Bloke!
I saw this dude in the gallery and read it like it rhymes with duck. Spideruck.
September 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
[West-Ham Football Stadium chorus]
Spoida-Bloke, Spoida-Bloke
shagged a spoida 'n now 'e's gross
'E can swing, from a web,
E's a cunt 'an 'is uncle's dead.
Look out!
'Ere comes Spoida-Bloke!
Spoida-Bloke, Spoida-Bloke
shagged a spoida 'n now 'e's gross
'E can swing, from a web,
E's a cunt 'an 'is uncle's dead.
Look out!
'Ere comes Spoida-Bloke!
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Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!”
Cities:
Cities:
August 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!”
Cities:
Cities:
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A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
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does my refrigerator get sad when i close the ahh i can’t even make jokes about this anymore. you people are fucking morons
Can AIs suffer? Big tech and users grapple with one of most unsettling questions of our times
Can AIs suffer? Big tech and users grapple with one of most unsettling questions of our times
As first AI-led rights advocacy group is founded, industry is divided on whether models are, or can be, sentient
www.theguardian.com
August 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
does my refrigerator get sad when i close the ahh i can’t even make jokes about this anymore. you people are fucking morons
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Tim Walz : trans rights are human rights
JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you
Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast
JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you
Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast
August 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Tim Walz : trans rights are human rights
JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you
Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast
JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you
Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast
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I encourage you to report this account for impersonation: he claims to want to help you, but he actually worked for Nixon.
It would be a huge step forward for Democrats and for general clarity in political writing if these terms went away. These came mostly from academic hothouses.
August 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I encourage you to report this account for impersonation: he claims to want to help you, but he actually worked for Nixon.