Arise , Sir "Lies-a-lot"

Google translate eh ? What he really said is we are fu£&ed and I shit myself when I saw Liverpool in our group!!

Trump nominated for the Nobel peace prize ?? Haha the guy would start an argument in a convent !!

NEW: Understand all patients in hospital following the Liverpool car incident have thankfully continued to recover through the night. At least one had to have major surgery.

The 53 year-old driver remains in police custody.

The celebrations will be just as intense and passionate in Madrid Trent ... NOT!! ( Them fuckers expect it every year ), you sold out your soul.

Whether people like it or not, a club legend is leaving tomorrow, and everyone in that stadium should give him a standing ovation for decades of service, he should be recognised for his contributions & one of the best in his position we’ve ever had

Thank you for everything George Sephton 💕

Not satisfied with just Golden showers now Trump is trying a Golden dome ( whatever that is ?).

It’s great to see that Arne Slot is already making tactical changes and trying things out ahead of the next campaign. These past three matches have almost been pre-season for him. #LFC

Amazon are putting up their printing prices. Must be struggling.

I'm taking my book off sale at some point next month as a result, so I've reduced it to the lowest possible price on kindle and paperback.

It's a closing down sale! Get it while you can!
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B08KWSBBYY

Well done to Crystal Palace football club on winning the F.A.Cup , their fans deserve this so much .

I think it's time clubs get an agreement when they sign a player ( a gentleman's agreement if thats all you can get ) that the player won't run his contract down whilst his transfer value is still high. The value amount can be mutually decided ( like a min release clause )

Well the last round of this new CL format is about as exciting as a wet sunday night in Cleethorpes.

Ethan Nwaneri's yellow card was Arsenal's ninth for time wasting this season in the Premier League.

That's more than any other team in the competition.

Gravenberch's dad:

"I was at thr win over Brentford at Anfield. One minute before the end, Arne took Ryan off! I was in the stands and the whole stadium stood up and applauded. I just broke down because I thought: ‘They’re doing this for my boy.’ That was the moment where I thought: ‘This is it.'”

This was inconclusive apparently ??