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Dom is entirely unphased by this, and gets the boyf to say grace, and the final scene is Hobbes giving him a kiss. Fin.
May 7, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Or, Dave Batista.
This follows the wrestler-to-F&F pipeline that's already well established, and brings in a new character for the next chapter.
May 7, 2025 at 11:12 AM
There's two options for who that's going to be:
1) Owen Shaw (Luke Evans). Nobody ever dies in F&F, so this would be a good time for him to come back from his long convalescence. It would annoy Deckard Shaw no end, but Queenie would be thrilled.
May 7, 2025 at 11:12 AM
If we accept that the meat of the movie is that the team goes to the afterlife to get Little B back, then there will be a BBQ at the end, and Hobbes brings his boyfriend. bsky.app/profile/nplx...
Unhinged fast and furious theory for the plot of FX2:

They go to the afterlife.
May 7, 2025 at 11:12 AM
When asked "are there any gay characters in fast and furious", Copilot sayeth: "No, the Fast and Furious franchise has not featured any openly gay characters in its main films"
Which is a bit of an oversight for 11 or so films.
May 7, 2025 at 11:12 AM
It's slowly emerging
March 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Zeus is so pleased with the feasting, that he smites Dante with a lightning bolt
February 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
They ultimately make friends with Hades and Persephone, and the movie almost-ends with them all at the BBQ.
February 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Dom and the crew go full katabasis, and drive into Hades, and do some mad stunts in the Elysian Fields, rescue Little Brian and Elena
February 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
(Little Brian is the daughter of a mortal—the only F&F character to die—and hasn't been indoctrinated into the "crew" yet, therefore also mortal)
February 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Roman has already pointed out that they're all invincible, and that bullets etc don't touch them. This is clearly because they are armoured like Achilles, and mortals can't harm them.
February 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
While driving Dom is driving his car down the dam, Little Brian dies. Obviously, because #FAMILY this is unacceptable.
Dante has DAMned Little Brian, the clues are there people.
February 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I don't answer many question on SO, so this isn't a function of how much I'm making content.
February 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My guess is that change in angle is a good proxy for traffic. So I'd imagine that programmers are using LLMs for 2/3 of their problems and SO for 1/3. (Overall, there will be some doing all LLM and others doing all SO)
February 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM