Fishwife
@novacul.bsky.social
Haiiiiii :3 I'm Novacul (she/her) ♋️ profishional fish and silly goose.
I DO TAROT READINGS! YOUR FIRST FEW ARE FREE! DM ME I'LL DO THEM THERE !!! PLEASE EVEN IF YOU AREN'T INTERESTED IN A PAID READING I LOVE DOING READNIGS
I DO TAROT READINGS! YOUR FIRST FEW ARE FREE! DM ME I'LL DO THEM THERE !!! PLEASE EVEN IF YOU AREN'T INTERESTED IN A PAID READING I LOVE DOING READNIGS
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$1000 for fries.
October 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
$1000 for fries.
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Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
CAIRO—As part of a historic ceasefire agreement with Hamas following two years of war, the Israeli government reportedly agreed Thursday to go back to killing Palestinians on a less frequent basis. “I...
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October 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
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not sure i’m a fan of players wearing jerseys with their name on the back. everyone can see it but you. i guess if you forget your name you’re just out of luck out there, huh
October 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
not sure i’m a fan of players wearing jerseys with their name on the back. everyone can see it but you. i guess if you forget your name you’re just out of luck out there, huh
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in 2007, steve jobs promised an all-in-one device that would serve as a cell phone, an ipod, and an internet device. what he introduced next was the Mac Pack: a 135-pound backpack with a pull-over steel dome housing a computer monitor, a 14-foot aerial antenna, and a 900-foot retractable power cable
October 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
in 2007, steve jobs promised an all-in-one device that would serve as a cell phone, an ipod, and an internet device. what he introduced next was the Mac Pack: a 135-pound backpack with a pull-over steel dome housing a computer monitor, a 14-foot aerial antenna, and a 900-foot retractable power cable
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Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President https://theonion.com/trump-asks-jd-vance-to-research-whether-president-allowed-to-kill-vice-president/
October 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President https://theonion.com/trump-asks-jd-vance-to-research-whether-president-allowed-to-kill-vice-president/
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twin i am NOT eatin no ding dongs 💔🥀
October 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
twin i am NOT eatin no ding dongs 💔🥀
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ty rain world modders for making the best thumbnails
September 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
ty rain world modders for making the best thumbnails
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Americans Demand Their Voices Be Heard And Also Some Kind Of Dessert You Get After Breakfast https://theonion.com/americans-demand-their-voices-be-heard-and-also-some-ki-1830257114/
October 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Americans Demand Their Voices Be Heard And Also Some Kind Of Dessert You Get After Breakfast https://theonion.com/americans-demand-their-voices-be-heard-and-also-some-ki-1830257114/
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ICE Confirms Agents Do Not Have Faces Beneath Masks
ICE Confirms Agents Do Not Have Faces Beneath Masks
WASHINGTON—In response to legislation that would ban officers from obscuring their identities during arrests and raids, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement confirmed Thursday that beneath their m...
theonion.com
September 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
ICE Confirms Agents Do Not Have Faces Beneath Masks
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i'll probably catch some flak for this, but utility bills have gotten so out of control that i've started turning off the burners on my stovetop before i leave the house. it saves a lot of money! i don't need them to be on when i'm not there! i don't know what else to tell you
September 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
i'll probably catch some flak for this, but utility bills have gotten so out of control that i've started turning off the burners on my stovetop before i leave the house. it saves a lot of money! i don't need them to be on when i'm not there! i don't know what else to tell you
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September 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
So thats why theyre called the O's
September 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
So thats why theyre called the O's
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flork of july items are now up!
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merch.kawaentertainment.com/collections/...
July 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
flork of july items are now up!
merch.kawaentertainment.com/collections/...
merch.kawaentertainment.com/collections/...
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#funfact #meme #deltarune #ralsei
During chapter 6, Deltarune will check your browser history and if certain Ralsei related searches are present Ralsei will say this:
During chapter 6, Deltarune will check your browser history and if certain Ralsei related searches are present Ralsei will say this:
September 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
#funfact #meme #deltarune #ralsei
During chapter 6, Deltarune will check your browser history and if certain Ralsei related searches are present Ralsei will say this:
During chapter 6, Deltarune will check your browser history and if certain Ralsei related searches are present Ralsei will say this:
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i hope the chiefs go 7-10, back into the playoffs on whatever the 11th tiebreaker is, and win the super bowl because of a play called Billy Billbob Bobby 456 Seam Pot Pie Kablooie that we all have to spend the next five years talking about
September 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
i hope the chiefs go 7-10, back into the playoffs on whatever the 11th tiebreaker is, and win the super bowl because of a play called Billy Billbob Bobby 456 Seam Pot Pie Kablooie that we all have to spend the next five years talking about
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they need to stop making all these different movies. just make one movie where everything happens
September 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
they need to stop making all these different movies. just make one movie where everything happens
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restaurants are a scam. most restaurants secretly have a kitchen in the back that you’re not allowed to see where they prepare all the food
August 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
restaurants are a scam. most restaurants secretly have a kitchen in the back that you’re not allowed to see where they prepare all the food
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susie: so kris, what do you think the code to that door is?
the heavily theorized hypothesis:
the heavily theorized hypothesis:
September 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
susie: so kris, what do you think the code to that door is?
the heavily theorized hypothesis:
the heavily theorized hypothesis:
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