NotTheSmartestGuy
notthesmartestguy.bsky.social
NotTheSmartestGuy
@notthesmartestguy.bsky.social
Father, husband, engineer, veteran, creator of run on sentences. Old enough to know better: does not ... in fact ... know better.
I was thinking republian (not c)
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Gravity skeptics! 🤣 Made me laugh on a day I needed it, thanks!
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The GOP is as soft as I’ve ever seen it and I’m old. I wonder how Schumer will fuck it up
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Terry Pratchett "Reaper man", it's a solid 7 for Pratchett so far, that is to say an 11 from anyone else
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Oh no not the economy!
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I can hear the early 2000s r&b from this picture
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Driving alone at night in the middle of nowhere (yes I know!). In between radio stations and tape deck was dead. A very bright light came down from the sky and hovered a hundred feet up or so, no sound. I genuinely thought i was seeing a UFO... got very scared. Then it was gone.
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Thanksgiving dinner was the name of the chef, not the monster!
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 AM
You either die as the protagonist or live long enough to starve while servicing student debt for a job that isn't around anymore
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I love the panel for realization that "oh no, we are very fucked"
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Me with libby, books and patreon installed to my phone
a man sweating with the words i 'm totally fine behind him
ALT: a man sweating with the words i 'm totally fine behind him
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
@tbskyen.com I'm going to need a two hour video about blowing the budget on a single panel
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
You never really get rid of your box of cables.You just get rid of the old things that aren't useful anymore.And upgrade to a new bag of tangled, usbc and lightning adapters.
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Good old "to hell you ride"!
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Before you get my vote, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to hold out for a word by word remake of the wheel of time. Internal monologues narration everything.
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
It's so good! But why is it giving me echoes of space balls?
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Shit, I need to stay a new bg3 run.
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The GOP is running the same playbook it ran for 50 years.
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
More often than not the AP will have a similar story. And better sourced.
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
a fox with purple eyes and a yellow tail
ALT: a fox with purple eyes and a yellow tail
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Wapo link? That rag will say anything for attention. Here's an AP link apnews.com/article/coas...
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Like terraria with no digging and somehow even more outrageous swords. Easy mode is the orc smart sword. Kid’s mode is Quest.
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM