@notthequarterback.bsky.social
What a fuckin dime
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
What a fuckin dime
<sniffles> They’re so beautiful 🫡
October 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
<sniffles> They’re so beautiful 🫡
Seiya looked like he lost that in the lights
October 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Seiya looked like he lost that in the lights
BY CRACKY
October 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
BY CRACKY
If Dexy’s Midnight Runners does “Come On Eileen” I WILL be losing my mind!
Juvenile is performing for halftime. If he does Back that Azz Up I WILL Be losing my mind
October 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
If Dexy’s Midnight Runners does “Come On Eileen” I WILL be losing my mind!
Holy shit million-dollar winner on Wheel of Fortune!!!
September 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Holy shit million-dollar winner on Wheel of Fortune!!!
ND allowed 41 points. Stop showing the holder, Jesus Christ.
September 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
ND allowed 41 points. Stop showing the holder, Jesus Christ.
Wowowowow
September 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Wowowowow
Working through crippling anxiety AMA
September 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Working through crippling anxiety AMA
Brb moving to New Mexico
🧵*9/9/2025 noncooperation thread*
A daily thread of acts of noncooperation, noncompliance, defiance, & whatnot by individuals, communities, &/or institutions.
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Free.
Universal.
Child care.
A daily thread of acts of noncooperation, noncompliance, defiance, & whatnot by individuals, communities, &/or institutions.
*
Free.
Universal.
Child care.
Governor announces New Mexico will now provide free universal child care
September 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Brb moving to New Mexico
Ts and Ps to the @petegain.es / @maggiehendricks.bsky.social household right now
September 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Ts and Ps to the @petegain.es / @maggiehendricks.bsky.social household right now
TREMENDOUS
September 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
TREMENDOUS
When describing a great play by CJ Carr, you should only be allowed to use the word “tremendous.”
September 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
When describing a great play by CJ Carr, you should only be allowed to use the word “tremendous.”
Doesn’t say which Trump though
Trump was spotted this morning in a white polo, MAGA hat and black pants as he heads to a golf course in Virginia, per pool
August 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Doesn’t say which Trump though
Ryno forever and ever. Goddammit.
July 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Ryno forever and ever. Goddammit.
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Finally glad to see the Braves' stadium being used for what it was originally designed for: white flight
July 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Finally glad to see the Braves' stadium being used for what it was originally designed for: white flight
Cavrans??
June 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Cavrans??
The Ravens are free to issue a news release thanking Justin Tucker for his service and sticking to it being a “football decision” (LOL) without stepping square into a pile of dog shit whilst doing so.
May 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The Ravens are free to issue a news release thanking Justin Tucker for his service and sticking to it being a “football decision” (LOL) without stepping square into a pile of dog shit whilst doing so.
And we love beers before noon, don’t we folks?
April 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
And we love beers before noon, don’t we folks?
Roddy Gayle, Michigan Man.
March 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Roddy Gayle, Michigan Man.
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They’re kosher to me, capiche?
March 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
They’re kosher to me, capiche?
The only reason I joined this app TBH
FUCK EM ALL
HOGS FOREVER
WERE GONNA DO THE TWEET
HOGS FOREVER
WERE GONNA DO THE TWEET
March 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The only reason I joined this app TBH
Go Blue fam
March 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Go Blue fam