Mark!!!
nottheothermark.bsky.social
Mark!!!
@nottheothermark.bsky.social
Served with a choice of chips or new potatoes.
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i do not finish any buttholes
December 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Whamageddon can fuck off. Pistachio flavour can too and so can salted caramel and pumpkin spice and fucking elves that have to ‘do stuff’ every day? Shove ‘em up your shit pipe.
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Fox
Squirrel
Rat
Hedgehog
Duck*

That's just in our carpark today.

*The duck is a bit of an unusual one.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Magpie
Rat
Shrew
Dog
Cow
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Dolphins 🐬
Lions 🦁
Elephants 🐘
Hippos 🦛
Leopards 🐆
Flamingos 🦩
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The fart walk
Is a lil' old stride where
You try bot to shit yourseeeeeelf...
[Rich the Kid voice] fart walk
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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[to the tune of Love Shack] fart walk, baby, fart walk
[Rich the Kid voice] fart walk
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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It's bad luck to open an umbrella inside your butthole.
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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just wait until GOT is over your matted, piss-soaked beard
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
When it's 0-0 after 25 minutes and you think "so far, so good" #LFC.
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
So has any enterprising porno producers come up with K-Pop Semen Munters yet?
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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If I were a drag queen my drag name would be Cunt Force Trauma 💅🏻
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Birds are sky garbage
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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my wife left me a pack of marlboros
November 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.

All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.

Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The highlights of my consumption today are a sausage and bacon sandwich, lamb rogan josh and seven pints of bitter and my god the farts...
November 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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The lyric video you’ve all been waiting for. Happy Halloween feckers! But stay safe!
October 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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At last, good news!
October 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
October 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I'm not one for calling for the manager's head but WTAF was that? #LFC
October 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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The best thing about the clocks going back and getting an extra hour in bed is that when you wake up as usual, paralysed by dread at 3am, you find it’s only 2am and oh god the aching void of night will never end.
October 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
But what happens with the turds?
The piss tank on the ISS is now 39% full.
October 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
It's going to be Carra & Rat Boy, isn't it? #SCD
October 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM