Mark!!!
@nottheothermark.bsky.social
Served with a choice of chips or new potatoes.
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i do not finish any buttholes
December 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
i do not finish any buttholes
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Whamageddon can fuck off. Pistachio flavour can too and so can salted caramel and pumpkin spice and fucking elves that have to ‘do stuff’ every day? Shove ‘em up your shit pipe.
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Whamageddon can fuck off. Pistachio flavour can too and so can salted caramel and pumpkin spice and fucking elves that have to ‘do stuff’ every day? Shove ‘em up your shit pipe.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Fox
Squirrel
Rat
Hedgehog
Duck*
That's just in our carpark today.
*The duck is a bit of an unusual one.
Fox
Squirrel
Rat
Hedgehog
Duck*
That's just in our carpark today.
*The duck is a bit of an unusual one.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Magpie
Rat
Shrew
Dog
Cow
Magpie
Rat
Shrew
Dog
Cow
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Dolphins 🐬
Lions 🦁
Elephants 🐘
Hippos 🦛
Leopards 🐆
Flamingos 🦩
Dolphins 🐬
Lions 🦁
Elephants 🐘
Hippos 🦛
Leopards 🐆
Flamingos 🦩
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Fox
Squirrel
Rat
Hedgehog
Duck*
That's just in our carpark today.
*The duck is a bit of an unusual one.
Fox
Squirrel
Rat
Hedgehog
Duck*
That's just in our carpark today.
*The duck is a bit of an unusual one.
The fart walk
Is a lil' old stride where
You try bot to shit yourseeeeeelf...
Is a lil' old stride where
You try bot to shit yourseeeeeelf...
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The fart walk
Is a lil' old stride where
You try bot to shit yourseeeeeelf...
Is a lil' old stride where
You try bot to shit yourseeeeeelf...
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[to the tune of Love Shack] fart walk, baby, fart walk
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
[to the tune of Love Shack] fart walk, baby, fart walk
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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It's bad luck to open an umbrella inside your butthole.
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It's bad luck to open an umbrella inside your butthole.
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just wait until GOT is over your matted, piss-soaked beard
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
just wait until GOT is over your matted, piss-soaked beard
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So has any enterprising porno producers come up with K-Pop Semen Munters yet?
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
So has any enterprising porno producers come up with K-Pop Semen Munters yet?
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If I were a drag queen my drag name would be Cunt Force Trauma 💅🏻
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If I were a drag queen my drag name would be Cunt Force Trauma 💅🏻
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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Birds are sky garbage
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Birds are sky garbage
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my wife left me a pack of marlboros
November 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
my wife left me a pack of marlboros
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I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
The highlights of my consumption today are a sausage and bacon sandwich, lamb rogan josh and seven pints of bitter and my god the farts...
November 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The highlights of my consumption today are a sausage and bacon sandwich, lamb rogan josh and seven pints of bitter and my god the farts...
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The lyric video you’ve all been waiting for. Happy Halloween feckers! But stay safe!
October 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The lyric video you’ve all been waiting for. Happy Halloween feckers! But stay safe!
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At last, good news!
Researchers in Japan found that the danger of dementia was 24 per cent lower in those who ate a weekly piece of cheese than those who did not.
#cheese #news 🧀 #health #nutrition #science #research #dementia #study #japan
#cheese #news 🧀 #health #nutrition #science #research #dementia #study #japan
The delicious treat that can reduce risk of dementia when eaten once a week
Scientists believe nutrients in dairy products may support neuronal maintenance
www.independent.co.uk
October 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
At last, good news!
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
October 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
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The best thing about the clocks going back and getting an extra hour in bed is that when you wake up as usual, paralysed by dread at 3am, you find it’s only 2am and oh god the aching void of night will never end.
October 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The best thing about the clocks going back and getting an extra hour in bed is that when you wake up as usual, paralysed by dread at 3am, you find it’s only 2am and oh god the aching void of night will never end.
But what happens with the turds?
The piss tank on the ISS is now 39% full.
October 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
But what happens with the turds?