Not That Rebecca
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I'm not that Rebecca. I'm the other one. Over there somewhere.
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As a kid I drank my milk through a crazy straw and now I have every disorder in the DSM-5.
Thanks a lot, mom and dad.
Thanks a lot, mom and dad.
August 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
As a kid I drank my milk through a crazy straw and now I have every disorder in the DSM-5.
Thanks a lot, mom and dad.
Thanks a lot, mom and dad.
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"Meet people where they are" ? As in... a nightmare from which we cannot wake?
August 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
"Meet people where they are" ? As in... a nightmare from which we cannot wake?
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"HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT." - cats
August 22, 2023 at 7:06 AM
"HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT." - cats
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Thinking about installing an above ground basement.
August 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Thinking about installing an above ground basement.
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Consequences never seem to reach the people who need them the most.
July 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Consequences never seem to reach the people who need them the most.
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Conspiracy theorists all seem so unbelievably dumb that I suspect they've been planted by a shadowy and nefarious underground organization to distract us from what's really going on.
July 29, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Conspiracy theorists all seem so unbelievably dumb that I suspect they've been planted by a shadowy and nefarious underground organization to distract us from what's really going on.
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I put a plant outside during a thunderstorm so it can realize how good it has it indoors.
August 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I put a plant outside during a thunderstorm so it can realize how good it has it indoors.
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Nice day you got there. Be a shame if someone jobbed all over it.
July 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Nice day you got there. Be a shame if someone jobbed all over it.
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cat ran headfirst into my foot and then looked at me like I'm the dick
July 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
cat ran headfirst into my foot and then looked at me like I'm the dick
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I can't say enough about being succinct.
July 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I can't say enough about being succinct.
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Not to brag, but someone just told me I was better than nothing.
July 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Not to brag, but someone just told me I was better than nothing.
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Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm
July 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm
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It's pretty shocking when the guy whose entire life is a lie, lies to you. No one could see that coming.
July 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
It's pretty shocking when the guy whose entire life is a lie, lies to you. No one could see that coming.
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maybe she’s born with it, maybe she’s wolverine
July 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
maybe she’s born with it, maybe she’s wolverine
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this meeting could've been a raven croaking ominously from atop a broken spire
June 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
this meeting could've been a raven croaking ominously from atop a broken spire
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was it in the sand, it was in the sand wasn’t it
July 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
was it in the sand, it was in the sand wasn’t it
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yes i overthink, yes i’m dramatic, and yes it’s a personality trait now
July 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
yes i overthink, yes i’m dramatic, and yes it’s a personality trait now
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[interview to be an undercover agent]
chief: janine, can you send in the next applicant
janine: yes chief- next!
[the large potted plant in the corner of the room stands up]
chief: janine, can you send home the remaining applicants
chief: janine, can you send in the next applicant
janine: yes chief- next!
[the large potted plant in the corner of the room stands up]
chief: janine, can you send home the remaining applicants
July 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
[interview to be an undercover agent]
chief: janine, can you send in the next applicant
janine: yes chief- next!
[the large potted plant in the corner of the room stands up]
chief: janine, can you send home the remaining applicants
chief: janine, can you send in the next applicant
janine: yes chief- next!
[the large potted plant in the corner of the room stands up]
chief: janine, can you send home the remaining applicants
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Cthulhu: (angry unnatural noises)
Beatles: sorry, we didn’t know, but honestly, it looks like an octopus’s garden.
Beatles: sorry, we didn’t know, but honestly, it looks like an octopus’s garden.
July 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Cthulhu: (angry unnatural noises)
Beatles: sorry, we didn’t know, but honestly, it looks like an octopus’s garden.
Beatles: sorry, we didn’t know, but honestly, it looks like an octopus’s garden.
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Pikachu is the ultimate pick-me
July 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Pikachu is the ultimate pick-me
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July 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM