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Imperial History: How long has payroll been down?

NP: 9 days

Imperial History: Did y'all get bored with Interesting Times?

NP: No, it's all quite unprecedented, actually 😮‍💨

Imperial History: Keep this up and in you'll be in for some Extremely Precedent Times.

News Person: Why?

Imperial History:
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hand on his face .
Alt: RDJ sitting in a chair with his hand on his face, fed up with everybody on the planet
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October 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
That's a nice list 👀
September 13, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Oooh, I haven't read an entertaining Fanged Fic in a while. I shall check out Play Nice and So Thirsty, thank you!
September 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Just took a quick googlepeek: demons and childhood homes, oh my! 👀 Is it good?
September 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It is exactly the kind of ideology that builds planetkilling plagiarism machines, terrororises innocents, gladly wrecks nature, and considers abandoning Earth and everyone on it a Worthy thing.

This is an old, old war. Only this time, as Klein & Taylor point out, the entire planet is at stake. /End
August 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
For, as vicious as it is self-fulfilling, the horrific binary is fundamentally Life-hating.

It loathes humanity and human creativity. It exists in terror of anything Earth-bound and of the body. It is an ideology that is blind to Earth's beauty and disdainful of its breathtaking diversity. 12/13
August 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
That binary is a global problem. Its underlying hopelessness needs adressing, meaning genuine results.

There is a way, as Klein & Taylor agree: By insisting on the future that is possible. By refusing to be sidelined by the poverty of imagination "secular Rapture"-ideologues try to enforce. 11/13
August 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It's refreshing how Klein & Taylor take the Christian-imperial rapaciousness at the heart of the techbro-1%er "secular Rapture" ideology to task, considering how we're collectively witnessing just how the Chosen/Worthless binary unleashes the cruelty & destruction needed for imperial expansion 10/13
August 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The hopelessness is integral to the greed.

Those who have hope, who are willing to change (never mind the inconvenience, exhaustion and heartbreak), those who have faith in a good life on Earth For All do not deal in despair. They deal in life now, not death + hopefully-something-better after 9/13
August 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
will happily enforce the vicious binary, where they alone are The Chosen and all others deserve neither consideration nor care.

Without this hopelessness, the horrific binary has neither attraction, legitimacy, nor merit, and thus the apocalyptic greed of imperial practice cannot be sustained. 8/13
August 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
What Klein & Taylor sketch so succinctly is the third part of this faith-based logic:

3) The abject hopelessness at the heart of the Chosen/Worthless binary: Those who have given up hope of a better future (or maliciously see the danger in hope & those who have it, and so want all stamped out) 7/13
August 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
the ideological framework that legitimised(-es) imperial expansion, such as the "terra nullius" ultraviolences (1400s onwards), the Midatlantic slave-trade (1600s-1800s), the social engineering via eugenics (1800s-1900s), and the housing, healthcare, and and civil rights cruelties (1900s-2000s) 6/13
August 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM