NotStanleyTucci
@notstanleytucci.bsky.social
I’m Not That Actor 🤓 I’m that Lawyer 😎
October 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If my child came out as gay or trans, I would be happy they’re living their truth and support them unconditionally with all my love. ❤️
But if my child swore allegiance to the R@pist-in-Chief, I would know I failed as a parent… and as a human.
But if my child swore allegiance to the R@pist-in-Chief, I would know I failed as a parent… and as a human.
June 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If my child came out as gay or trans, I would be happy they’re living their truth and support them unconditionally with all my love. ❤️
But if my child swore allegiance to the R@pist-in-Chief, I would know I failed as a parent… and as a human.
But if my child swore allegiance to the R@pist-in-Chief, I would know I failed as a parent… and as a human.
Is this what they mean when they say we have a “Mixed Marriage”?
#pulpwars #couple #interracialcouple
#pulpwars #couple #interracialcouple
May 31, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Is this what they mean when they say we have a “Mixed Marriage”?
#pulpwars #couple #interracialcouple
#pulpwars #couple #interracialcouple
Shiloh Hendrix’s actions were disgusting… but it’s not news.
May 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Shiloh Hendrix’s actions were disgusting… but it’s not news.
How would cows feel if they knew humans have VERY STRONG opinions about how long cows should be cooked before eaten… that the medium rare people truly look down on the well-done people??
Would they be disgusted? Or lowkey proud that their back muscles are delicious enough to start fights? 🤔🤣
Would they be disgusted? Or lowkey proud that their back muscles are delicious enough to start fights? 🤔🤣
April 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
How would cows feel if they knew humans have VERY STRONG opinions about how long cows should be cooked before eaten… that the medium rare people truly look down on the well-done people??
Would they be disgusted? Or lowkey proud that their back muscles are delicious enough to start fights? 🤔🤣
Would they be disgusted? Or lowkey proud that their back muscles are delicious enough to start fights? 🤔🤣
Don’t overthink it, Tucker… 🙄
March 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Don’t overthink it, Tucker… 🙄
Hey @benstiller.redhour.com - my daughters and I doing our best Blue Steel 💙 always a family staple🙏 #zoolander
February 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Hey @benstiller.redhour.com - my daughters and I doing our best Blue Steel 💙 always a family staple🙏 #zoolander
I’ve seen a TON of MAGAs complaining about Kendrick’s performance.
While I don’t claim to be an expert, there’s a possibility- hear me out- that maybe… maybe it wasn’t for you. 🤓 #superbowl
While I don’t claim to be an expert, there’s a possibility- hear me out- that maybe… maybe it wasn’t for you. 🤓 #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I’ve seen a TON of MAGAs complaining about Kendrick’s performance.
While I don’t claim to be an expert, there’s a possibility- hear me out- that maybe… maybe it wasn’t for you. 🤓 #superbowl
While I don’t claim to be an expert, there’s a possibility- hear me out- that maybe… maybe it wasn’t for you. 🤓 #superbowl
When you block somebody on social media, you say “You lost your LA privileges”… right? It’s not just me… Right? #pulpfiction
February 2, 2025 at 5:28 AM
When you block somebody on social media, you say “You lost your LA privileges”… right? It’s not just me… Right? #pulpfiction
Social media is a trip. I had a video go viral on Instagram. according to the data, people have spent a combined TWO YEARS and 41 days watching my 43 second video.
I’m not bragging (tons of people are far more popular), it’s just mind blowing.
I’m not bragging (tons of people are far more popular), it’s just mind blowing.
January 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Social media is a trip. I had a video go viral on Instagram. according to the data, people have spent a combined TWO YEARS and 41 days watching my 43 second video.
I’m not bragging (tons of people are far more popular), it’s just mind blowing.
I’m not bragging (tons of people are far more popular), it’s just mind blowing.
Look at Seth Myers pretending this is Paul Skenes. Obviously, this is Mickey Milkovich! #shameless
January 29, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Look at Seth Myers pretending this is Paul Skenes. Obviously, this is Mickey Milkovich! #shameless
Your t-shirt may not be enough… it’s getting cold and racist outside 🤷♂️
January 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Your t-shirt may not be enough… it’s getting cold and racist outside 🤷♂️
Hey MAGA… why aren’t any of these ICE raids occurring in white neighborhoods? #immigration #usa #racist
January 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Hey MAGA… why aren’t any of these ICE raids occurring in white neighborhoods? #immigration #usa #racist
If you like your racism with a large side order of pettiness 🙄🤬
January 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
If you like your racism with a large side order of pettiness 🙄🤬
Protect Trans Kids 🏳️⚧️
January 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Protect Trans Kids 🏳️⚧️
Hey, MAGA- if you support the end of birthright citizenship, stop saying you’re “conservative” or “a Constitutionalist” 🙄
It’s written in plain language in the 14th Amendment (that’s 12 amendments after the 2nd). This is ridiculous. #Usa #constitution
It’s written in plain language in the 14th Amendment (that’s 12 amendments after the 2nd). This is ridiculous. #Usa #constitution
January 21, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Hey, MAGA- if you support the end of birthright citizenship, stop saying you’re “conservative” or “a Constitutionalist” 🙄
It’s written in plain language in the 14th Amendment (that’s 12 amendments after the 2nd). This is ridiculous. #Usa #constitution
It’s written in plain language in the 14th Amendment (that’s 12 amendments after the 2nd). This is ridiculous. #Usa #constitution
I’m casting a limited series called “Fourteen Hours of Terror”: a multi-perspective account of the tragic TikTok shutdown of ‘25 #tiktokban #tiktok
January 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I’m casting a limited series called “Fourteen Hours of Terror”: a multi-perspective account of the tragic TikTok shutdown of ‘25 #tiktokban #tiktok
If the Chinese government no longer has access to my personal data, is there an address where I can send it all to them?? 🤔😂 #tiktokban #tiktok
January 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
If the Chinese government no longer has access to my personal data, is there an address where I can send it all to them?? 🤔😂 #tiktokban #tiktok
For the “Race doesn’t matter” crowd: Ask yourself why people pointing out that no black coach has ever won a national championship in 100+ years of college football bothers you more than the fact that no black coach has ever won a national championship due to America’s racism. #football #ncaa
January 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
“You'd think that being a famous rock star, married to a supermodel, would be one of the greatest things in the world.
It is."
- #Bowie
Now, that’s a rock star mentality💙 Gone 8 years 🙏
It is."
- #Bowie
Now, that’s a rock star mentality💙 Gone 8 years 🙏
January 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
“You'd think that being a famous rock star, married to a supermodel, would be one of the greatest things in the world.
It is."
- #Bowie
Now, that’s a rock star mentality💙 Gone 8 years 🙏
It is."
- #Bowie
Now, that’s a rock star mentality💙 Gone 8 years 🙏
My response to the Beyoncé haters who say she’s “Not Country” - here’s why they’re objectively WRONG and misguided. #beyonce #cowboycarter #beyonceconcert
December 27, 2024 at 7:21 AM
My response to the Beyoncé haters who say she’s “Not Country” - here’s why they’re objectively WRONG and misguided. #beyonce #cowboycarter #beyonceconcert
They want(ed) this guy to be attorney general. Of the United States… 🙄 They have no shame. They have no decency. There is no bottom. #MattGaetz
December 23, 2024 at 3:22 PM
They want(ed) this guy to be attorney general. Of the United States… 🙄 They have no shame. They have no decency. There is no bottom. #MattGaetz