Beke "Nots" Notsalony
@notsalony.bsky.social
(Bae-Kay Not-saw-Lawn-ee)
I'm a 39 year old Bi Author (he/him) who writes M/M, M/F, M/M/F works of fiction. Both fan fiction and my own original universe The Ancient Heart. Ask me about growing up in a Lovecraft kinda town.
I'm a 39 year old Bi Author (he/him) who writes M/M, M/F, M/M/F works of fiction. Both fan fiction and my own original universe The Ancient Heart. Ask me about growing up in a Lovecraft kinda town.
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Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to…
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
June 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to…
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
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Following Orders Ch17 is live
Following Orders Ch17 is live
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June 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Following Orders Ch17 is live
Following Orders Ch17 is live
-a couple days late- so A03 got scraped, most of my stories got stolen, A03 is working on it, the asshole who stole our works is now spreading the data set far and wide for generative ai training to be a dick.
April 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
-a couple days late- so A03 got scraped, most of my stories got stolen, A03 is working on it, the asshole who stole our works is now spreading the data set far and wide for generative ai training to be a dick.
welp spent the better part of 12 hrs asleep, which is rare for me, woke up groggy, achey, and stuffy. Pretty sure I've caught some sorta upper respitory bug again.
April 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
welp spent the better part of 12 hrs asleep, which is rare for me, woke up groggy, achey, and stuffy. Pretty sure I've caught some sorta upper respitory bug again.
And so it begins.
-barely awake making out meds and starts making sure he's actually taking all his meds-
-barely awake making out meds and starts making sure he's actually taking all his meds-
April 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
And so it begins.
-barely awake making out meds and starts making sure he's actually taking all his meds-
-barely awake making out meds and starts making sure he's actually taking all his meds-
This day is being weird.
April 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This day is being weird.
3 weeks out from the aniversery of my dad's death.
4 weeks out from my 40th birthday.
It's so weird living in my 3rd home in my ilfe time, 5 years after my father's death, feeling kinda bleh.
Life is weird.
4 weeks out from my 40th birthday.
It's so weird living in my 3rd home in my ilfe time, 5 years after my father's death, feeling kinda bleh.
Life is weird.
April 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
3 weeks out from the aniversery of my dad's death.
4 weeks out from my 40th birthday.
It's so weird living in my 3rd home in my ilfe time, 5 years after my father's death, feeling kinda bleh.
Life is weird.
4 weeks out from my 40th birthday.
It's so weird living in my 3rd home in my ilfe time, 5 years after my father's death, feeling kinda bleh.
Life is weird.
Would anyone read a story about a trans/nb fem presenting vampire in 1920's prohibition running a speak easy with her
"made man" and policeman boyfriends? I've had this idea in my head for a while since a friend sent me some pics he found online and wondered about writing it.
"made man" and policeman boyfriends? I've had this idea in my head for a while since a friend sent me some pics he found online and wondered about writing it.
April 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Would anyone read a story about a trans/nb fem presenting vampire in 1920's prohibition running a speak easy with her
"made man" and policeman boyfriends? I've had this idea in my head for a while since a friend sent me some pics he found online and wondered about writing it.
"made man" and policeman boyfriends? I've had this idea in my head for a while since a friend sent me some pics he found online and wondered about writing it.
Someone on tiktok said "dark fantasy is just Dark Hallmark" and that made me giggle.
April 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Someone on tiktok said "dark fantasy is just Dark Hallmark" and that made me giggle.
for anyone wondering about the inconsitencies... I kept forgetting if someone was a werewolf or a human and keep calling them the wrong one every few chapters... and it bugs me. So will probably finish as is and then repost an all in one edited version down the line.
April 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
for anyone wondering about the inconsitencies... I kept forgetting if someone was a werewolf or a human and keep calling them the wrong one every few chapters... and it bugs me. So will probably finish as is and then repost an all in one edited version down the line.
Basically on the grave digger's son, if you know me, you know I used to be able to keep all my stories in my head, then 60-70+ gm seizures in 14 days in 2023 wiped that out. Awesome person just pointed out inconsistences and I'm trying to reconcile a solution.
April 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Basically on the grave digger's son, if you know me, you know I used to be able to keep all my stories in my head, then 60-70+ gm seizures in 14 days in 2023 wiped that out. Awesome person just pointed out inconsistences and I'm trying to reconcile a solution.
Posts for fics on A03 in a couple hours, doing final checks, The Grave Digger's son will be next posting date cuz I have to resolve a problem in my head.
April 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Posts for fics on A03 in a couple hours, doing final checks, The Grave Digger's son will be next posting date cuz I have to resolve a problem in my head.
New thyroid meds have me feeling chilly for the first time all winter. My personal summer over here all winter long. Glad my doc figured out what was wrong!
April 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
New thyroid meds have me feeling chilly for the first time all winter. My personal summer over here all winter long. Glad my doc figured out what was wrong!
So my thyroid is acting up again so my hours are chaotically weird and trying to get anything done in my hecktic mess of a day has been... interesting.
April 5, 2025 at 9:34 AM
So my thyroid is acting up again so my hours are chaotically weird and trying to get anything done in my hecktic mess of a day has been... interesting.
Okay, so everyone knows up front. I do not do April Fools. I will likely be mostly mia and afk today. Because my brain is wired differently and doesn't take April Fools day well.
So, I'll catchya all after this day of foolishness is over. Enjoy if you enjoy. But I'll be over here.
So, I'll catchya all after this day of foolishness is over. Enjoy if you enjoy. But I'll be over here.
April 1, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Okay, so everyone knows up front. I do not do April Fools. I will likely be mostly mia and afk today. Because my brain is wired differently and doesn't take April Fools day well.
So, I'll catchya all after this day of foolishness is over. Enjoy if you enjoy. But I'll be over here.
So, I'll catchya all after this day of foolishness is over. Enjoy if you enjoy. But I'll be over here.
-slowly getting better-
April 1, 2025 at 8:08 AM
-slowly getting better-
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March 31, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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The Gravedigger's Son Ch12/15 is now live!
The Gravedigger's Son Ch12/15 is now live!
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March 31, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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The Gravedigger's Son Ch12/15 is now live!
The Gravedigger's Son Ch12/15 is now live!
Friday - decent temp - biked
Saturday - EFFING COLD - biked
Sunday - COLD as balls - staid home
Monday - nice temp - biked
My body is made of pain and barely held togehter by sheer determination.
Saturday - EFFING COLD - biked
Sunday - COLD as balls - staid home
Monday - nice temp - biked
My body is made of pain and barely held togehter by sheer determination.
March 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Friday - decent temp - biked
Saturday - EFFING COLD - biked
Sunday - COLD as balls - staid home
Monday - nice temp - biked
My body is made of pain and barely held togehter by sheer determination.
Saturday - EFFING COLD - biked
Sunday - COLD as balls - staid home
Monday - nice temp - biked
My body is made of pain and barely held togehter by sheer determination.
I feel horrid. But I'm still rucking up for dnd.
March 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I feel horrid. But I'm still rucking up for dnd.
With mom in the hospital the cats are all cuddling with me trying to figure out why she's not in her bed.
February 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
With mom in the hospital the cats are all cuddling with me trying to figure out why she's not in her bed.
Time for night meds and trying to sleep.
February 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Time for night meds and trying to sleep.
Winter, you're drunk, go home and sleep it off.
February 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Winter, you're drunk, go home and sleep it off.