At the AHL game opener judging people in oilers jerseys

Just received an email from the 21yo on my team that started with “Hey queen. I’ve unfortunately been a silly sausage and made boo boo 😔”

Local shops opened on minimal hours and it’s FULL, lady at Coles said almost everyone she’s served got freezer food to stock up then lost power and threw it out 🙃

As if the first piece of news I see after getting the internet back is Bruins traded Marchand?!

1.5hr baby shark youtube vid on repeat maybe we should lose power next

Coming into a cyclone at the end of the 3rd week babysitting a 2.5yo is the test from life I always joked about but never thought I’d receive

Why didnt anyone warn me about having a pointy septum ring when you’ve got a runny nose. This bitch said fuck your tissues AND your inner nose - GRATED

I want to transition to this app full time but the deranged hockey fans arent here yet and that’s a comedy you cant replicate

I’m about to get fucked up in this storm but worth it to watch this rainbow form 🌈

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Stopped using a journal app because it was taking up too much space on my phone after 1,500+ entries, and yeah I love writing with paper and pen again but life kinda sucks without a lil funky streak tracker making your brain happy