Molly Monk
@notrealmolly.bsky.social
Iowan, yelling into the void/cornfield/kum & go bathroom at all hours
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The Onion Looks Back On Pope Francis Busting His Holy Ass
April 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The Onion Looks Back On Pope Francis Busting His Holy Ass
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I'm calling for an investigation into whether President Trump manipulated the market to benefit his Wall Street donors—all while working people and small businesses paid the price.
Did Trump help insiders cash in on his tariff flip-flopping? It sure looks like corruption.
Did Trump help insiders cash in on his tariff flip-flopping? It sure looks like corruption.
Did Trump help insiders cash in on his tariff flip-flopping?
YouTube video by Senator Elizabeth Warren
youtu.be
April 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I'm calling for an investigation into whether President Trump manipulated the market to benefit his Wall Street donors—all while working people and small businesses paid the price.
Did Trump help insiders cash in on his tariff flip-flopping? It sure looks like corruption.
Did Trump help insiders cash in on his tariff flip-flopping? It sure looks like corruption.
My dad looks just like the new bishop in their diocese, and it’s causing mild chaos at Mass because people keep asking if he’s the bishop or his brother
December 29, 2024 at 2:24 PM
My dad looks just like the new bishop in their diocese, and it’s causing mild chaos at Mass because people keep asking if he’s the bishop or his brother
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Your mission is to use this phrase tomorrow with friends or family with no context.
December 29, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Your mission is to use this phrase tomorrow with friends or family with no context.
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It’s the pop-tarts that are cheering the sacrificial death of their fellow breakfast treat that hits me
December 29, 2024 at 12:57 AM
It’s the pop-tarts that are cheering the sacrificial death of their fellow breakfast treat that hits me
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not entirely comfortable without how hyped I am about a sports rite ending in the ritual sacrifice of a smiling anthropomorphic pop tart
December 28, 2024 at 3:24 PM
not entirely comfortable without how hyped I am about a sports rite ending in the ritual sacrifice of a smiling anthropomorphic pop tart
Need to see Nosferatu at a late night, raucous showing with people who aren’t afraid to laugh at every ridiculous choice
December 27, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Need to see Nosferatu at a late night, raucous showing with people who aren’t afraid to laugh at every ridiculous choice
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So Willem Dafoe…he just loves being crazy in movies
December 27, 2024 at 4:48 AM
So Willem Dafoe…he just loves being crazy in movies
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Health insurers are increasingly interfering in care, an NBC News investigation has found.
Doctors say the stakes are highest in cancer care, when delays can be the difference between life and death.
Doctors say the stakes are highest in cancer care, when delays can be the difference between life and death.
'Would he have lived?' When insurance companies deny cancer care to patients
Health insurers are increasingly interfering in care, an NBC News investigation found. Doctors say the stakes are highest in cancer care, when delays can be the difference between life and death.
www.nbcnews.com
December 27, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Health insurers are increasingly interfering in care, an NBC News investigation has found.
Doctors say the stakes are highest in cancer care, when delays can be the difference between life and death.
Doctors say the stakes are highest in cancer care, when delays can be the difference between life and death.
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This article: He was the greatest guy around.
Me: What about the people he murdered?
This article: What murdahhh?
eu.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/c...
Me: What about the people he murdered?
This article: What murdahhh?
eu.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/c...
Osceola couple known for Iowa public service, leadership struck by tragedy
Prominent Iowans Dr. James and Mary Ellen Kimball were found shot in their Osceola home in an apparent murder-suicide attempt.
eu.desmoinesregister.com
December 19, 2024 at 1:39 PM
This article: He was the greatest guy around.
Me: What about the people he murdered?
This article: What murdahhh?
eu.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/c...
Me: What about the people he murdered?
This article: What murdahhh?
eu.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/c...
Trying to decide if seeing Nightbitch with my mom would bring us together more or leave us silent in the car ride home
December 9, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Trying to decide if seeing Nightbitch with my mom would bring us together more or leave us silent in the car ride home
new festive frog fit just dropped
December 8, 2024 at 5:13 PM
new festive frog fit just dropped
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fell desperately in love and then became just as desperately brokenhearted… not good conditions for revealing my Spotify wrapped. won’t do it couldn’t pay me etc
December 4, 2024 at 1:39 PM
fell desperately in love and then became just as desperately brokenhearted… not good conditions for revealing my Spotify wrapped. won’t do it couldn’t pay me etc
Rude af that I have to work on Spotify wrapped day
December 4, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Rude af that I have to work on Spotify wrapped day
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none of these words are in the bible!!!!!
apparentely the admin of a muppet fan page sexually harrassed a funko pop influencer
December 3, 2024 at 3:26 AM
none of these words are in the bible!!!!!
The line between looking like a lesbian and looking like a little boy is so thin, and I just got yelled at by my neighbor to get back to bed because they thought I was their son
December 3, 2024 at 4:32 AM
The line between looking like a lesbian and looking like a little boy is so thin, and I just got yelled at by my neighbor to get back to bed because they thought I was their son
@brianwilliams201.bsky.social your undying love for that Martin O’Malley pic never fails to make me laugh!!!
December 2, 2024 at 9:52 PM
@brianwilliams201.bsky.social your undying love for that Martin O’Malley pic never fails to make me laugh!!!
my family is so Irish Catholic that my grandma still has a framed photo of JFK with a rosary prominently displayed
November 29, 2024 at 1:15 AM
my family is so Irish Catholic that my grandma still has a framed photo of JFK with a rosary prominently displayed
I was so proud of myself for dumping out the nasty leftover beers from long ago parties until I discovered that my kitchen sink had a massive leak.
November 28, 2024 at 5:32 AM
I was so proud of myself for dumping out the nasty leftover beers from long ago parties until I discovered that my kitchen sink had a massive leak.
It’s going to take a lobotomy to get the wicked soundtrack out of my head
November 26, 2024 at 6:21 PM
It’s going to take a lobotomy to get the wicked soundtrack out of my head
Like a moth to a flame, I’m irresistibly drawn to stories about fraud in NewBo
November 26, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Like a moth to a flame, I’m irresistibly drawn to stories about fraud in NewBo
new frog fit just dropped
November 24, 2024 at 5:59 PM
new frog fit just dropped
One of my elderly regulars always talks me through how she chose her latest manicure, and it’s the sweetest thing ever!!!
November 24, 2024 at 3:15 AM
One of my elderly regulars always talks me through how she chose her latest manicure, and it’s the sweetest thing ever!!!
Wicked held entirely too much space for the lyrics of defying gravity
November 23, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Wicked held entirely too much space for the lyrics of defying gravity
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10 years ago a single bathroom bill passed in north carolina received so much pushback from all angles that the fucking NBA boycotted the state btw. that’s where we were then versus now. cool cool cool
Nancy Mace has introduced a federal bathroom ban which would ban trans people from bathrooms in DCA and Dulles airports, national park bathrooms, museum bathrooms, and all federal building bathrooms.
November 20, 2024 at 11:10 PM
10 years ago a single bathroom bill passed in north carolina received so much pushback from all angles that the fucking NBA boycotted the state btw. that’s where we were then versus now. cool cool cool