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Notorious C.A.T
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Software engineer. Responsible for Takahata101 drink machine. He/Him. 🔞 🚫AI🚫
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mediarhoades.bsky.social
Got some commission spots open for 3d characters, including these simpler ones (stls included!)
The simpler spots are $100-200, depending on design.
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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girardinl.bsky.social
"quadrupling down on being a pain in the ass, politically"

Let's all make that a 2026 goal!
bencollins.bsky.social Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 3d
Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post.

We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.

Our members keep getting papers.
Hey there Onion members, This is Ben Collins, CEO of America’s Finest News Source™. I am writing today, as we have arrived at a precipice in American life, to thank you. Our government is employing masked oafs to kidnap our neighbors, ziptie our children, and play Call of Duty: Burger King Edition in several American cities. The White House, otherwise occupied with taping an episode of HGTV’s “Help I Wrecked My House,” is hellbent on politically mandated starvation of the indigent. Worst of all, America’s airwaves have been taken over by dull throbbing moans only recently identified by scientists as something known as “Morgan Wallen.” In short, it is not a good time out there, and our captured media has been too scared to call that out. But, because of you, none of that is true at The Onion. For reasons we don’t like or understand, our work has become increasingly important. You and your contribution over the last year have allowed The Onion to thrive in this precarious moment — to take risks and to say sentences mere moments before those thoughts become criminalized. We need your help in the next year to bolster that fight as things get precipitously worse. Because of your support, The Onion is now the 11th-most distributed newspaper in the United States, sandwiched between The Boston Globe and The Chicago Tribune. In the next year, our goal is to crack the top 10, and to surpass the circulation of the propaganda project of a notorious space pervert, Jeff Bezos and The Washington Post. We’re confident we can reach this goal with your help. Unlike other publications, which all appear to have a fetish for caving to an increasingly maniacal and unpopular authoritarian government, The Onion remains unafraid to print the truth, straightforwardly and without favor. Due to your patronage in the last year, we have: Published 13 newspapers since the relaunch of our print edition in September of 2024. Over the summer, by popular demand, we increased the size of the paper by half. Took out a full-page advertisement in the New York Times “calling upon lawmakers in Congress to sit back and do absolutely nothing,” then sent this op-ed to every member of the House and Senate and all 54,000 of our subscribers. Thankfully, they took our advice, and now people are starving. Drove the Onion Newsvan in front of protests and ICE detention centers, blaring headlines about ICE’s one true love: teargassing elementary schools. Released Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile in over 40 cities across North America and later on YouTube, and let independent theatres keep the ticket sales. It’s still unclear if we can write this off. And, a year ago this week, we successfully bid on InfoWars at a bankruptcy auction, before the judgment was overturned by a judge for — and I’m paraphrasing here — being too cool. Yes, despite a legal bill that rivals the GDP of West Virginia, we are continuing work to acquire InfoWars and evolve it into an galactically sized depot of lies, scams, and miracle cures for all of the world’s awesome new and untracked illnesses. The Supreme Court — yes, this Supreme Court — denied Alex Jones’ appeal just last month, a last gasp at evading justice, and we’re hoping this clears a path to reinventing the dumbest site on the internet very soon. So ahead of this holiday season, please consider subscribing to The Onion for yourself, your friends, your parents, or your infant. People love getting something great in the mail every month amidst their requisite bills and death threats. Look, we’re an independent company, we don’t use AI to write headlines and make art, and we’re one of roughly three publications who are up for the fight. Unlike other places, The Onion is quadrupling down on being a pain in the ass, politically. Are you? If so, I hope you’ll continue to be an Onion member, get the paper, and help us deliver ulcers to those who deserve it. Thank you, and Tu Stultus Es, Ben Collins CEO | The Onion
November 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
notorious-cat.bsky.social
15 hour naps are just the best.
November 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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norcaldawg.bsky.social
A cartoon depiction of a guillotine with the phrase “modern day problems require 18th century solutions.” A side bubble advertises the guillotine as “sharpened for justice!”
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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rincewind.run
every social media company is bad but Meta really is uniquely evil
dominicervolina.com Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 8d
Instagram’s former head of safety and well-being Vaishnavi Jayakumar testified the company had a “17x” strike policy for accounts that engaged in the trafficking of humans for sex.

“You could incur 16 violations and upon the 17th violation, your account would be suspended"

time.com/7336204/meta...
7 Allegations Against Meta in Newly Unsealed Filings
Court filings allege Meta tolerated sex trafficking, hid harms to teens, and prioritized growth over user safety for years.
time.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
notorious-cat.bsky.social
This is a 100mg weekend kind of gummie.
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
notorious-cat.bsky.social
So are we at the stage of capitalism where even gig workers have to start offering micro transactions?

People will absolutely pay their doordash driver to drive on the sidewalk if it shaves 10 seconds off their top speed run times.

God that sentence hurt my soul.
November 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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mediarhoades.bsky.social
Yeeaaaah digging up an old 2017 animation test of Greckles from the Unexpectables dndcampaign
November 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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colonelcheru.bsky.social
🎉BIRTHDAY GIVEAWAY🎉

It's my birthday today & I'm giving away a pack of these 5 keychains!!
✨🎂✨
To enter:
✨follow, like & rt
✨reply with your favorite Deltarune character
✨tag someone for an extra entry

Closes November 1st! ✨
October 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
notorious-cat.bsky.social
As bad as my day has been, at least I am not Microsoft right now.

And for those wondering...it's bad. The outage, I mean. War rooms everywheres. Even Teams is having difficulties. Everything just imploded.
October 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
notorious-cat.bsky.social
Get yourself friends with playlist recommendations like this.
October 29, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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mediarhoades.bsky.social
Completed 3D character commission for @twiggies-draws.bsky.social ! Thank you so much for giving me a chance to sculpt your character! :D
October 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
notorious-cat.bsky.social
Why does Brave choose to get worse every update?
October 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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mediarhoades.bsky.social
Wanting to do a repost of my handsome old fellow.
Here's Tenta!
(Hi I have 3D character commissions open, info in pinned post :3)
October 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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lizdye.bsky.social
How are reporters quoting HHS Spox Tricia McLaughlin w/o noting she routinely fabricates lies about ICE's interactions with citizens and noncitizens alike?

McLaughlin *just* invented a convoy of cars, when it turned out ICE rammed the victim and shot her unprovoked.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/u...
Tricia McLaughlin, a spokeswoman for the Department of Homeland Security, said that during a targeted traffic stop, an undocumented immigrant who was trying to flee had rammed a law enforcement vehicle with his car. Officers with the Homeland Security Department fired shots, striking the man in the elbow. A federal marshal was struck in the hand by a ricochet bullet, Ms. McLaughlin said. The man and the injured law enforcement officer were both hospitalized, according to the Department of Homeland Security. The officer’s injury was not life-threatening and he was in stable condition, according to the United States Marshals Service. The immigrant’s condition was not immediately known. The Department of Homeland Security has not identified the man in the traffic stop. Ms. McLaughlin said that he had “previously escaped from custody.” The Marshals Service confirmed that it was helping with the arrest of an undocumented immigrant, and that one of its deputies had been injured.
October 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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annabower.bsky.social
Lindsey Halligan says I’m not a journalist.

But if you think I am, and you value our our non-profit legal news and analysis, you can support our work here: givebutter.com/journalism/a...

You can also follow me on Substack: annabower.substack.com/about
LH Lindsey Halligan @ © 8h Sat, Oct 11 • Unknown set disappearing message time to 8 hours. ‹ You accepted the message request. Options Today By the way - everything I ever sent you is off record. You're not a journalist so it's weird saying that but just letting you know. 32m O I'm sorry, but that's not how this works. You don't get to say that in retrospect. 24m O o
October 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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orangesage.bsky.social
#NoKings Miami!
October 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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kanae10.bsky.social
ウマ娘 / コスプレ
マンハッタンカフェ ☕

#umamusume
#cosplay
September 19, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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gwenckatz.bsky.social
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
notorious-cat.bsky.social
Found a bee sleeping on broccoli flowers on the balcony.
October 18, 2025 at 11:27 AM
notorious-cat.bsky.social
You can only have privacy 3 times a year is the new late stage capitalism goal that companies would be unironically excited for.
October 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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stevanzetti.bsky.social
In 2024, I wrote a story for Texas Monthly about Michelle Haas, whose complaints resulted in the removal of books about slavery from historic Texas slave plantations. Haas sued us, alleging defamation, and was represented by the preferred lawyer of billionaire J.P. Bryan. Today, we won on appeal.
The header of the appeals court decision: NUMBER 13-25-00005-CV COURT OF APPEALS THIRTEENTH DISTRICT OF TEXAS The conclusion of the appeals court decision, which states: The trial court's judgment is reversed. We remand the cause to the trial court with instructions to (1) grant appellants' TCPA motion to dismiss, (2) award court costs and reasonable attorney's fees to appellants in accordance with the statute, (3) consider whether to assess sanctions against Haas in accordance with the statute. See TEX. Civ. PRAC. & REM. CODE ANN. § 27.009(a).
October 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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deus01.bsky.social
postmodern finance theory
October 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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aricohn.com
Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:

When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.
October 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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mollyjongfast.bsky.social
This from @govpritzker.illinois.gov on @cnn.com
October 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM