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Hey @cnn.com I fixed your headline for you.
March 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
February 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Done! He called in the military and it’s now turned on.

You’re welcome USA!
January 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
January 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Tesla Swasticars!
January 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Canada Welcomes You!
January 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Yeah, sure…
January 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I hope there were cameras showing his other hand to ensure he’s not crossing his fingers when taking the oath.
January 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Don’t forget these guys!
January 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
As ridiculous as it sounds, I hope he’s also included late night talk show hosts in his pre-emptive pardons.
January 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Called it!

Follow for more predictions!
January 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
January 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I’m not seeing the colors on the map.
January 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Did somebody say Weather Control?
January 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Tom Homan’s “gut feeling” reference chart.
January 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Reference palette
January 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
He must have been looking at the crime rate graphs upside down

Or, as usual, doesn’t give a shit about reality.
January 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
He must have been looking at the crime rate graphs upside down.
January 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Elon, only 2 days prior
December 31, 2024 at 8:54 PM
He’s jealous of trump’s new boyfriend.
December 30, 2024 at 7:39 PM
It really depends WHAT you’re searching for and how. Couple examples:

(Using voice and an earbud) why do I make delicious pork chops?

Explain Minecraft like I’m 60 years old.

Explain <screenshot>

Explain compound interest like I’m 7

Others attached

Not shown - all the follow ups.
December 28, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Congress knows who yields the most power
December 28, 2024 at 3:35 PM
What meme should I post to get a special shoutout?
December 28, 2024 at 2:28 PM
She’s made up her mind already.
December 28, 2024 at 1:15 PM
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December 28, 2024 at 1:11 PM