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Not Like Normal People
@notlikenormal.bsky.social
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"She doesn't tolerate dolts." CA school official when I was 5

I believe in the magic of homemade cookies. (I am @kitchenMage)

randomized list: human rights, words, food, IT, shmatta, politics, she/her
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
Old ticket that says, "this ticket entitles (name, written in nice cursive) to a sight of the British Museum at the hour of one on Wednesday the 3rd of March 1790. No money is to be given to servants. This ticket has been prepared by illegible name." Date, name, and prepared by are all handwritten. Going to the museum seems like a bigger deal than now. Also, if it was stolen, guess the British Museum did it. Easy win.
October 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
notlikenormal.bsky.social
I'm seriously horrified. I'm also thinking, do you want Ood? This seems like you get Ood.
An Ood stands, in dark button down shirt and gloves, red eyes glowing, face tentacles curl like a long beard. It holds its external brain, which glows inside a white orb. Trivia: the Ood know The Doctor's true name, having sung it to him.
August 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
notlikenormal.bsky.social
Sitting on the couch, holding my dying cat like a baby so I can blow acapulco gold smoke on her face. As one does. Vet is coming Tues, but I hope she doesn't linger that long. So far, she's not in distress. Me, OTOH...

She is Syd, queen of the High Stepping Activity Bundles, first of her name.
Pensive short haired ginger tabby cat gazes from right side of the photo. She's in her garden, which is a blur of green behind her.
August 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
notlikenormal.bsky.social
This is still up on his account. I used to have a twitter account under that 'nym because I was faster than the 10k other people who tried to snag it.
Tweet from Donald Trump: Post Conversation Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it... 9:35 AM · May 3, 2013
May 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
notlikenormal.bsky.social
But which Doctor?
Colorful, ornately decorated tomb at Smithsonian magazine. Text says, "Archaeologists Discover Intricately Decorated Tomb Belonging to a Doctor Who..." Among the wall paintings are many horizontal rectangles in a color close to TARDIS blue, which could be seen as coffins.
April 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
notlikenormal.bsky.social
We wrote a song during Trump v.1 that is scarily prescient.

amazingradio.us/profile/doug...
What happens when the agents of hate, seize control of the instruments of state, and IT becomes a weapon to create, our worst nightmare? Night is falling, falling Hatred is on the rise A war begun Evil's calling, calling To the worst of humankind, Nowhere to run, nowhere Nowhere to run, Nowhere to run, Nowhere to run You can't control your information It is all scattered around the cloud Your online data bought and sold, shared and stolen There's no protection to be found
March 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
notlikenormal.bsky.social
Or, and hear me out, maybe mainstream conservatives and Republicans are actually white supremacist racist far right.

#notAllBlahBlahGoFuckYourself

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
While the idea that an elite was conspiring to orchestrate mass immigration for political gain at the ballot box was mostly confined to the white supremacist racist far right for decades, in recent years “great replacement”-style conspiracy theories such as this have increasingly been voiced by mainstream conservatives and Republicans.
March 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
notlikenormal.bsky.social
thePlan:
1. Buy the Puppet
2. Turn Puppet into Bernie from "Weekend at..."
3. Profit
Elon Musk stands on left edge of frame at the head of the table in Trump's first cabinet meeting. He's in his black tshirt (has he changed it in the last month?) and pontificating about cutting off Ebola prevention or something. A number of cabinet members are looking vaguely in his direction (but not at him) while, at the right edge of the photo, framed by a US flag and a Presidential flag, Trump slumps forward, chin on chest, seemingly sound asleep. Nobody seems to notice.
February 27, 2025 at 7:46 AM
notlikenormal.bsky.social
Think I'm getting RFK's hate skeets. I'm so confused.

also, admire my alt text
quote tweet: ‪Not Like Normal People‬ ‪@notlikenormal.bsky.social‬ First they came for the pain patients, and I did not speak out—because I was not a pain patients. quoted tweet: ‪awkword‬ ‪@awkword.bsky.social‬ “Last summer when he was still running for president, Kennedy talked about the creation of ‘wellness farms’ “It doesn’t take much of a stretch of the imagination to see a wholesale attack on mental illness and its crucial treatments in the near future.” - @marisakabas.bsky.social linked article headline: You can pry my antidepressants from my cold, dead hands A new executive order announced an "assessment" for the use of these meds in children. Adults aren't far behind. (with photo of pills spilling out of bottle) reply to first (quoted) tweet: ‪dayneknite.bsky.social‬ ‪ Forget the ivermectin Go out and enjoy the fucking sunshine while eating poisonous shrooms you f'n psychedelic brainworm infected addict
February 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
notlikenormal.bsky.social
It's like this, but racist.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Co...
Originally named after US representative, senator, and then vice president-elect William R. King in 1852, the county government amended its designation in 1986 to honor Martin Luther King Jr., a prominent activist and leader during the civil rights movement. The change was approved by the state government in 2005.
February 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
notlikenormal.bsky.social
Football Party Sale! What football? I dunno, any football I guess. If it was something specific, it would surely say.

#didAIwriteThat
Grocery store ad that says "Football Party Sale" instead of what any actual human would say.
February 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
notlikenormal.bsky.social
Only possible upside to this is that maybe @dieworkwear.bsky.social will do a takedown of Loser Lumpy Pants wardrobe.
Joe Kent speaking at a campaign event wearing a too tight, too short flannel shirt, untucked over lumpy khakis. One pocket seems to have a tall can of beer and a paperback while the other has...I dunno, a smashed sandwich, maybe? He's always got lumpy pants and it's only sometimes an identifiable shape like a cell phone. The rest of the time it's a guessing game.
February 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
notlikenormal.bsky.social
"what's up?"

well, bsky, glad you asked. let's take a peek at the senate majority leader who is doing...whatever the hell this is...
Chuck Schumer‬'s skeets, all posted within the last two hours as the government is being pillaged by some techbro and his minions. ‪ You’re watching the Super Bowl next week. Wait till Trump’s tariffs raise your pizza prices. ‪ You’re driving to work. Wait till Trump’s tariffs raise your gas prices. ‪ You’re watching the Super Bowl next week. Wait till Trump’s tariffs raise your guacamole and beer prices. ‪ You’re worried about tomato prices. Wait till Trump’s Mexico tariffs raise your tomato prices. ‪ You’re worried about grocery prices. Don’s raising prices with his tariffs.
February 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
notlikenormal.bsky.social
Hey, hate to break it to you but boomers are done marching into their senior years a while ago. 65 year olds are Gen Jones, tho boomers try to claim us. Even if we were boomers, we're the tip of the tail.

Was this written by Artificial Ignorance?

www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
But that focus on the candidates’ elder status distracts us from a seismic issue that should really merit our attention: the historic surge in Americans who will be turning 65 over the next five years. Over the past decade, a steady cadence of 10,000 people a day were turning 65. By the end of 2025, close to 12,000 people a day will turn 65 for the next two years. In 2024, that daily number jumped to more than 11,200. By the end of 2025, close to 12,000 people a day will turn 65 for the next two years, according to the U.S. census, as the U.S. enters what demographers call the “Peak 65 period,” when all those baby boomers march into their senior years.
January 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
notlikenormal.bsky.social
genuine screen cap of today's radar...with butt!
big storm headed into Pacific Northwet right now...with butt shape in radar track!
November 20, 2024 at 12:08 AM