Surely "007" and "James Bond" are covers used by different agents. I mean, how else can one explain his different looks? Is Horowitz trying to suggest that he's always been the same person, and now they're stuck? Or that the cover can only continue to the next if he's not blown up first? Weirdo.

Before the last UK election, the Conservatives gerrymandered Chippenham, Wiltshire with the assumption they'd turn it into two Conservative MPs. Both went to the Liberal Democrats instead.

I emailed my local Tory MP, Lincoln Jopp, to beg him to leave, or at least cross-post on BlueSky, and an assistant sent me a 'what-about' reply saying they'd seen worse on other platforms, totally ignoring that the 'worse' isn't being written by the owner.

Clicking on your profile picture to see how absolutely incredibly hot you must be.

I mean, it's not even a debate. It's racist. What are you doing trying to pretend there's another side to it? Does fascism seem like something worth debating?

I've also just remembered that about 90 minutes in someone a few seats away from me got up for, I assumed, a wee, but never came back. (Or maybe chose a different seat on his return. I've just considered that.)

I dreamt about it last night. I've so far seen 202 films for the first time in 2025, and One Battle After Another is by far my favourite going into Awards Season.

I just want to watch it again right now.

We're beautiful, thank you! I hope you all are too. Concise catch-up up incoming: Susie and I are actually out tonight for probably our first date in 10 months as their Uncle is looking after them and Coco. Very rare. We're having to pick secondary schools at the moment. It's all a bit intimidating.

I've got a completely made up thing you can blindly post as if it's fact. Where do I send it?

Anyway, their team lost, my son scored a glorious goal, fuck 'em.