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@nothingusefultosay.bsky.social
Older not wiser. Not British! As many seem to assume. Irish but live in Spain. Not here for followers, so please don't.
Deeply fucking weird.
Get help.
Get help.
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Deeply fucking weird.
Get help.
Get help.
Ya. That’s the sole reason you are now a fat cunt.
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Ya. That’s the sole reason you are now a fat cunt.
Be funny, a bit, if true. But it’s not. And really, even if it was, it actually isn’t funny at all.
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Be funny, a bit, if true. But it’s not. And really, even if it was, it actually isn’t funny at all.
Ya, but it’s not like they’ll know.
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Ya, but it’s not like they’ll know.
“ but they moved the rock from 300miles away, 500 years ago!”.
Then they should have sourced locally, stupid cunts.
Then they should have sourced locally, stupid cunts.
November 13, 2025 at 8:37 AM
“ but they moved the rock from 300miles away, 500 years ago!”.
Then they should have sourced locally, stupid cunts.
Then they should have sourced locally, stupid cunts.
Get ya coat love, you’ve touched.
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Get ya coat love, you’ve touched.
Ah, if only a way of multiplying the advertised price of a litre by the size of your tank existed.
You could call it “number addy up”, or “maths” or summit.
You could call it “number addy up”, or “maths” or summit.
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Ah, if only a way of multiplying the advertised price of a litre by the size of your tank existed.
You could call it “number addy up”, or “maths” or summit.
You could call it “number addy up”, or “maths” or summit.
But weren’t a number of the band members always locked away with bags over their head wanking in hotel rooms most of the time? Or summit like that.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
But weren’t a number of the band members always locked away with bags over their head wanking in hotel rooms most of the time? Or summit like that.
I’ve selected “My Way” for my funeral
Song. But the Sid Vicious / Sex Pistols version.
My youngest has promised me she’ll make it happen.
Song. But the Sid Vicious / Sex Pistols version.
My youngest has promised me she’ll make it happen.
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I’ve selected “My Way” for my funeral
Song. But the Sid Vicious / Sex Pistols version.
My youngest has promised me she’ll make it happen.
Song. But the Sid Vicious / Sex Pistols version.
My youngest has promised me she’ll make it happen.
Ya, it is. It is just stupid people who fall for that BS.
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Ya, it is. It is just stupid people who fall for that BS.
That felt like a really long read to get to a really shit point.
November 12, 2025 at 6:44 AM
That felt like a really long read to get to a really shit point.
I think so little about this that I’m not going to even bother thinking up s witty reply.
Or check for typos.
Or check for typos.
November 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I think so little about this that I’m not going to even bother thinking up s witty reply.
Or check for typos.
Or check for typos.
Ran West End bars in the 90’s. Regularly ran Heineken thru the Stella lines. Bottled you say? Ya. We filled empty Becks bottles with it too. Cheap vodka in the Smirnoff bottles? Yep. And yes, everyone did it, and you didn’t have a clue. Suck it up big lad.
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Ran West End bars in the 90’s. Regularly ran Heineken thru the Stella lines. Bottled you say? Ya. We filled empty Becks bottles with it too. Cheap vodka in the Smirnoff bottles? Yep. And yes, everyone did it, and you didn’t have a clue. Suck it up big lad.
EasyJet Plus FTW.
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
EasyJet Plus FTW.
I’m m 6’4” and my wife is 5’3”. She is awesome. Nothing to do with the fess but felt it was important for balance.
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I’m m 6’4” and my wife is 5’3”. She is awesome. Nothing to do with the fess but felt it was important for balance.
Wedding years ago. It was known to close friends the groom had a few affairs early in the relationship but the couple were well past it. Until his father ended his speech “I just hope my son is past his infidelities, but I suspect he isn’t”. Room went silent.
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Wedding years ago. It was known to close friends the groom had a few affairs early in the relationship but the couple were well past it. Until his father ended his speech “I just hope my son is past his infidelities, but I suspect he isn’t”. Room went silent.
Ya, sorry about that. My typing really hit a low on that one.
Mental note: mist prof read more.
Mental note: mist prof read more.
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Ya, sorry about that. My typing really hit a low on that one.
Mental note: mist prof read more.
Mental note: mist prof read more.
I saw yer man doing the pub landlord before the pub landlord was a thing. He was just testing out material in a room above a pub in tooting. Someone in the audience just didn’t get it, Al Murray in the end had to stop the show and explain it was satire.
He was very funny.
He was very funny.
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I saw yer man doing the pub landlord before the pub landlord was a thing. He was just testing out material in a room above a pub in tooting. Someone in the audience just didn’t get it, Al Murray in the end had to stop the show and explain it was satire.
He was very funny.
He was very funny.
Fuck me. You’re not so much late to the party, as only now aware that there was even one. That finished last week.
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Fuck me. You’re not so much late to the party, as only now aware that there was even one. That finished last week.
Does doe IRL stand for?
To me, it’s what’s on the sticker you put on your car to detone an Irish car, but I’m pretty sure that isn’t the context here.
To me, it’s what’s on the sticker you put on your car to detone an Irish car, but I’m pretty sure that isn’t the context here.
November 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Does doe IRL stand for?
To me, it’s what’s on the sticker you put on your car to detone an Irish car, but I’m pretty sure that isn’t the context here.
To me, it’s what’s on the sticker you put on your car to detone an Irish car, but I’m pretty sure that isn’t the context here.
You’ve definitely nailed the key issue there.
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 AM
You’ve definitely nailed the key issue there.
Oh please. Medical reasons? Don’t tell me… thyroid?
The first step to fixing a problem is accepting the problem. Hiding behind some bullshit made-up medical excuse is a step towards the classic “it’s not my fault” approach to problem solving. Which NEVER works.
The first step to fixing a problem is accepting the problem. Hiding behind some bullshit made-up medical excuse is a step towards the classic “it’s not my fault” approach to problem solving. Which NEVER works.
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Oh please. Medical reasons? Don’t tell me… thyroid?
The first step to fixing a problem is accepting the problem. Hiding behind some bullshit made-up medical excuse is a step towards the classic “it’s not my fault” approach to problem solving. Which NEVER works.
The first step to fixing a problem is accepting the problem. Hiding behind some bullshit made-up medical excuse is a step towards the classic “it’s not my fault” approach to problem solving. Which NEVER works.
We have reached peak Fesshole bullshit.
I mean, not even Jay would come out with that whopper.
I mean, not even Jay would come out with that whopper.
November 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
We have reached peak Fesshole bullshit.
I mean, not even Jay would come out with that whopper.
I mean, not even Jay would come out with that whopper.
That’s a good start.
November 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
That’s a good start.