Hailey Michael
@nothailey.bsky.social
I like to read and play video games and I’m a mom and I have two dogs and I’m real left leaning and and and and
I wanna go walk around a Home Depot just because the vibes are good at that place. Everyone’s chill
April 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I wanna go walk around a Home Depot just because the vibes are good at that place. Everyone’s chill
Had 200 dollars left after paying bills. So I went and got an Apple Watch and a new purse. I literally cannot help myself, my spending habits deserve to be studied
April 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Had 200 dollars left after paying bills. So I went and got an Apple Watch and a new purse. I literally cannot help myself, my spending habits deserve to be studied
This is a fun fake/scam text to get. My only child is 3 years old and to my knowledge she’s asleep upstairs right now.
April 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This is a fun fake/scam text to get. My only child is 3 years old and to my knowledge she’s asleep upstairs right now.
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Just googled "google" so we are off to the races workwise
April 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Just googled "google" so we are off to the races workwise
I’m so obsessed with law and order lately. It’s all I think about every minute I’m awake!!!!!
April 13, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I’m so obsessed with law and order lately. It’s all I think about every minute I’m awake!!!!!
Officially deleted the bird app because my entire feed was bots and right wing nutcases
April 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Officially deleted the bird app because my entire feed was bots and right wing nutcases
My supervisor knows me SO well that for every email she sends to me, she adds ‘DONT WORRY’ into the subject line. Because I’m consistently waiting for someone to email me and tell me bad news
April 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
My supervisor knows me SO well that for every email she sends to me, she adds ‘DONT WORRY’ into the subject line. Because I’m consistently waiting for someone to email me and tell me bad news
(In bubbles from trailer park boys voice): you friggin want one?? 🤜
February 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
(In bubbles from trailer park boys voice): you friggin want one?? 🤜
I had an interview today and let me just say I will not be doing that again 😌
February 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I had an interview today and let me just say I will not be doing that again 😌
I still can’t believe I had a sinus infection, then salmonella, then a salmonella rash, and then I got sick AGAIN. Now I keep thinking 2025 is the year I die because WHY HAVE I BEEN SICK SO MANY TIMES IN TWO MONTHS
February 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I still can’t believe I had a sinus infection, then salmonella, then a salmonella rash, and then I got sick AGAIN. Now I keep thinking 2025 is the year I die because WHY HAVE I BEEN SICK SO MANY TIMES IN TWO MONTHS
I think I’m officially done w the bird app
February 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I think I’m officially done w the bird app
Can’t wait until my toddler is a teenager so I can show them the beauty of broad city.
November 19, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Can’t wait until my toddler is a teenager so I can show them the beauty of broad city.
Love that part of my job is being cussed out regularly lmfaoooo love it 😊
November 18, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Love that part of my job is being cussed out regularly lmfaoooo love it 😊
I have one child and one husband and still don’t get anything done so if there’s some sort of secret I’d like to be let in on it right NOW
People with one kid love to be like “I don’t see why you can’t get stuff done! Just hand the kid to the other parent and do it!”
November 18, 2024 at 12:39 AM
I have one child and one husband and still don’t get anything done so if there’s some sort of secret I’d like to be let in on it right NOW
I finished a book series and at the end of the series the book basically said PS this author died in 2021 and then I googled it and apparently there’s a bunch of conspiracies (or maybe truths idk) about her death
November 17, 2024 at 11:15 PM
I finished a book series and at the end of the series the book basically said PS this author died in 2021 and then I googled it and apparently there’s a bunch of conspiracies (or maybe truths idk) about her death
My 3 year old told me I am the best mama, mommy, mom, and Hailey. 🥹
November 17, 2024 at 3:12 AM
My 3 year old told me I am the best mama, mommy, mom, and Hailey. 🥹
Where are my smut readers on this dang app HELLO
November 15, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Where are my smut readers on this dang app HELLO
Every day I think to myself I’m going to eat better and do some yoga and every night I end up taking an edible and end up eating McDonald’s
November 15, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Every day I think to myself I’m going to eat better and do some yoga and every night I end up taking an edible and end up eating McDonald’s
This place feels more like Twitter than Twitter does
November 15, 2024 at 4:50 AM
This place feels more like Twitter than Twitter does
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I can’t hear the tv without subtitles what makes you think I would enjoy an audiobook over just reading it
November 14, 2024 at 12:44 PM
I can’t hear the tv without subtitles what makes you think I would enjoy an audiobook over just reading it
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These cannot be the same frigid temperatures I used to wear a mini skirt and flip flops in
November 14, 2024 at 5:52 PM
These cannot be the same frigid temperatures I used to wear a mini skirt and flip flops in
It’s so chill here. That other place is literally a hellscape in comparison.
November 14, 2024 at 6:15 PM
It’s so chill here. That other place is literally a hellscape in comparison.