Gabby Bell
@notgabbyb.bsky.social
“I like tall men” “I like short men”
Listen, it’s not about the size of the man, it’s about how you use him.
Listen, it’s not about the size of the man, it’s about how you use him.
February 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
“I like tall men” “I like short men”
Listen, it’s not about the size of the man, it’s about how you use him.
Listen, it’s not about the size of the man, it’s about how you use him.
Asked my husband how he wasn’t bothered watching my c section and he responded with “I chalk it up to watching all those pimple popping videos, see your belly was essentially a giant pimple and the c section was basically popping that pimple” I literally can’t with this man
January 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Asked my husband how he wasn’t bothered watching my c section and he responded with “I chalk it up to watching all those pimple popping videos, see your belly was essentially a giant pimple and the c section was basically popping that pimple” I literally can’t with this man
My friend can actually do anything she sets her mind to and she always chooses the coolest things to fixate on
me trying to make a video: “how hard could it really be to learn some basic motion design/animation?”
4+ hours later we have 4 seconds of an absolute mess
this is super fun, though
4+ hours later we have 4 seconds of an absolute mess
this is super fun, though
January 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
My friend can actually do anything she sets her mind to and she always chooses the coolest things to fixate on
Me to my WHITE husband on the topic of b*nd*ge: so the thing is I have to always be dominant because I can’t let down my ancestors like that, not after everything.
January 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Me to my WHITE husband on the topic of b*nd*ge: so the thing is I have to always be dominant because I can’t let down my ancestors like that, not after everything.
Anyone who says you can’t keep a man if you don’t cook for him needs to get better at giving h*ad, because that’s just not true.
January 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Anyone who says you can’t keep a man if you don’t cook for him needs to get better at giving h*ad, because that’s just not true.
Me while looking up a list of female serial k*llers: I just love to see women in male dominated fields
January 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Me while looking up a list of female serial k*llers: I just love to see women in male dominated fields
Me: *flipping off an alien* I swear, this is the utmost sign of respect. Make sure you use it when we introduce you to our leaders. No one on this planet deserves it more
January 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Me: *flipping off an alien* I swear, this is the utmost sign of respect. Make sure you use it when we introduce you to our leaders. No one on this planet deserves it more
My husband wakes up before me every morning, resets my alarm so I get 8 hours of sleep. Then gets our 5 year old daughter ready for school, packs her lunch, and then drives her to school. And on top of that he brings me back coffee. I love him so much?? I hope everyone gets to be loved like that
January 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My husband wakes up before me every morning, resets my alarm so I get 8 hours of sleep. Then gets our 5 year old daughter ready for school, packs her lunch, and then drives her to school. And on top of that he brings me back coffee. I love him so much?? I hope everyone gets to be loved like that
Reposted by Gabby Bell
There were better shows on Netflix when it cost $10 a month
January 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
There were better shows on Netflix when it cost $10 a month
I’m completely torn between wanting to stay updated on every single news story that’s breaking or just full embracing “no news is good news”
Anyone else feel like this right now?
Anyone else feel like this right now?
January 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I’m completely torn between wanting to stay updated on every single news story that’s breaking or just full embracing “no news is good news”
Anyone else feel like this right now?
Anyone else feel like this right now?
The fun thing about doing YouTube is my comments go from “you’re the most beautiful woman on Earth” to “you look like a man why is your jaw like that?”
January 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The fun thing about doing YouTube is my comments go from “you’re the most beautiful woman on Earth” to “you look like a man why is your jaw like that?”
Found this old video from 2023 ❤️
January 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Found this old video from 2023 ❤️
Reposted by Gabby Bell
It’s good to make TikToks about the FTC because it reminds you that a whole lot of people have no idea how the fuck anything works.
January 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It’s good to make TikToks about the FTC because it reminds you that a whole lot of people have no idea how the fuck anything works.
For the past few months I started using every other social platform just to make sure I wouldn’t be addicted to TT and all my friends made fun of me because I was a “digital doomsday prepper” but now I’m chillin’
January 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
For the past few months I started using every other social platform just to make sure I wouldn’t be addicted to TT and all my friends made fun of me because I was a “digital doomsday prepper” but now I’m chillin’
Petition for everyone to make a Christmas registry so I don’t have to be stressed trying to guess what gift someone would like.
December 21, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Petition for everyone to make a Christmas registry so I don’t have to be stressed trying to guess what gift someone would like.
They need to do a Henry Cavill look a like contest. No reason, I just think they should do it
December 20, 2024 at 2:17 AM
They need to do a Henry Cavill look a like contest. No reason, I just think they should do it
People are like “you make your husband sound like he’s good at everything”
do y’all want me to get on here and post about every time he fails at something?! Because I’ll do it for a check 💰
do y’all want me to get on here and post about every time he fails at something?! Because I’ll do it for a check 💰
December 17, 2024 at 11:05 PM
People are like “you make your husband sound like he’s good at everything”
do y’all want me to get on here and post about every time he fails at something?! Because I’ll do it for a check 💰
do y’all want me to get on here and post about every time he fails at something?! Because I’ll do it for a check 💰
Friendly reminder that if you don’t print off your baby’s first Christmas photo and put it in a frame. 5 years later that baby will grow up and ask why their frame is empty and you will have to run to Walgreens on a random Thursday night to get it printed. Ask me how I know
December 13, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Friendly reminder that if you don’t print off your baby’s first Christmas photo and put it in a frame. 5 years later that baby will grow up and ask why their frame is empty and you will have to run to Walgreens on a random Thursday night to get it printed. Ask me how I know
I’m powered by ✨protein shakes and mental illness✨
December 12, 2024 at 4:47 PM
I’m powered by ✨protein shakes and mental illness✨
Pro tip: if you run 6-10 miles everyday, you’ll be too tired to be h*rny on main. Follow for more life hacks 🫶🏾
December 11, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Pro tip: if you run 6-10 miles everyday, you’ll be too tired to be h*rny on main. Follow for more life hacks 🫶🏾
This is my audition to be Luigi mangione’s criminal defense lawyer:
*clears throat* your honor, my client is already SERVING, it would be redundant to make him do time”
*clears throat* your honor, my client is already SERVING, it would be redundant to make him do time”
December 11, 2024 at 12:08 AM
This is my audition to be Luigi mangione’s criminal defense lawyer:
*clears throat* your honor, my client is already SERVING, it would be redundant to make him do time”
*clears throat* your honor, my client is already SERVING, it would be redundant to make him do time”
Trying to figure out if doing a shot and then going for a run is a good decision or a bad decision. Maybe it’s just a morally grey decision.
December 9, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Trying to figure out if doing a shot and then going for a run is a good decision or a bad decision. Maybe it’s just a morally grey decision.
“Be careful what you post or you’ll never get hired anywhere”
Listen, I’ll be fine. If no one will hire me, I’ll just run for president, they let anyone do that job. 🤷🏾♀️
Listen, I’ll be fine. If no one will hire me, I’ll just run for president, they let anyone do that job. 🤷🏾♀️
December 8, 2024 at 5:27 PM
“Be careful what you post or you’ll never get hired anywhere”
Listen, I’ll be fine. If no one will hire me, I’ll just run for president, they let anyone do that job. 🤷🏾♀️
Listen, I’ll be fine. If no one will hire me, I’ll just run for president, they let anyone do that job. 🤷🏾♀️
I never mastered the firm handshake, but I did master handj*bs and what I learned is that it’s a transferable skill
December 8, 2024 at 4:04 PM
I never mastered the firm handshake, but I did master handj*bs and what I learned is that it’s a transferable skill
The moment I realized there’s nothing actually stopping me from wearing my cloaks in public winter became a whole lot warmer. Added bonus? I look like I’m ready to ride a dragon into battle.
December 7, 2024 at 12:25 PM
The moment I realized there’s nothing actually stopping me from wearing my cloaks in public winter became a whole lot warmer. Added bonus? I look like I’m ready to ride a dragon into battle.