Not Fernando Nelson
@notfernandonelson.bsky.social
I'm not Fernando Nelson. Here for the Villa, general footy chat and good vibes.
I had two toenails surgically removed today, but watching the Villa at the moment is so much more painful.
September 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I had two toenails surgically removed today, but watching the Villa at the moment is so much more painful.
I think the problem for Grealish at Everton is that his team mates are absolute horse shit.
August 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I think the problem for Grealish at Everton is that his team mates are absolute horse shit.
What on earth does Malen have to do??
August 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
What on earth does Malen have to do??
Zero attempts on goal in the first half of your first game of the season is pretty damning.
Can only get better I guess...
Can only get better I guess...
August 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Zero attempts on goal in the first half of your first game of the season is pretty damning.
Can only get better I guess...
Can only get better I guess...
He's been sacked ☹️
Aston Villa vs Olof Mellberg's St Louis City. Incredible.
Aston Villa is delighted to announce the club will be returning to the United States of America this pre-season 🤠 We wi...
May 29, 2025 at 11:01 AM
He's been sacked ☹️
We were the best performing team, along with City, over the last ten games of the season. Our form across the whole season is the reason we're not in the Champions League but the whole club should be immensely proud to get into the Europa League.
#avfc
#avfc
May 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
We were the best performing team, along with City, over the last ten games of the season. Our form across the whole season is the reason we're not in the Champions League but the whole club should be immensely proud to get into the Europa League.
#avfc
#avfc
I hate that I love how classy Emery is. Part of me just wishes he was raging.
Unai Emery: "I spoke with the referee and he knows his mistakes.
"It’s normal, I make mistakes every day. Today I made mistakes. Players make mistakes on the field. Sometimes with referees. We have to accept mistakes." (1/2) #AVFC
"It’s normal, I make mistakes every day. Today I made mistakes. Players make mistakes on the field. Sometimes with referees. We have to accept mistakes." (1/2) #AVFC
May 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I hate that I love how classy Emery is. Part of me just wishes he was raging.
We've ended up where we should have ended up this season. 4 points dropped to Ipswich, an ungodly amount of goals conceded on 90+ minutes, an ungodly amount of goals conceded to the first shot.
May 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
We've ended up where we should have ended up this season. 4 points dropped to Ipswich, an ungodly amount of goals conceded on 90+ minutes, an ungodly amount of goals conceded to the first shot.
Other than the fact that we can't beat them, there's a lot to like about Palace. Really pleased for them.
May 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Other than the fact that we can't beat them, there's a lot to like about Palace. Really pleased for them.
Aston Villa were 9th in the table on 1st April with a minus 4 goal difference and 16 points behind Arsenal.
This run is up there with the 10 in a row.
#avfc
This run is up there with the 10 in a row.
#avfc
May 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Aston Villa were 9th in the table on 1st April with a minus 4 goal difference and 16 points behind Arsenal.
This run is up there with the 10 in a row.
#avfc
This run is up there with the 10 in a row.
#avfc
Kit launch to go along with the opening of the new store. Who says no?
May 15, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Kit launch to go along with the opening of the new store. Who says no?
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Only two outfield players have played 1000+ minutes in the Premier League this season without being dribbled past:
◉ Tyrone Mings
◉ Myles Lewis-Skelly
◉ Tyrone Mings
◉ Myles Lewis-Skelly
May 15, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Only two outfield players have played 1000+ minutes in the Premier League this season without being dribbled past:
◉ Tyrone Mings
◉ Myles Lewis-Skelly
◉ Tyrone Mings
◉ Myles Lewis-Skelly
What a thread. This man has changed our lives.
Unai Emery is set to take charge of his 100th game as #AVFC manager in the Premier League this Friday night.
Here is a thread of some of the milestones and records held by the great man.......
Reposts appreciated.
Here is a thread of some of the milestones and records held by the great man.......
Reposts appreciated.
May 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
What a thread. This man has changed our lives.
Aston Villa vs Olof Mellberg's St Louis City. Incredible.
Aston Villa is delighted to announce the club will be returning to the United States of America this pre-season 🤠 We wi...
May 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Aston Villa vs Olof Mellberg's St Louis City. Incredible.
Off to the Villa today for the first time this season and I'm really looking forward to it.
Lunchtime kick off, shorts weather and a great result (hopefully)
Up the bloody Villa 😎
Lunchtime kick off, shorts weather and a great result (hopefully)
Up the bloody Villa 😎
May 3, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Off to the Villa today for the first time this season and I'm really looking forward to it.
Lunchtime kick off, shorts weather and a great result (hopefully)
Up the bloody Villa 😎
Lunchtime kick off, shorts weather and a great result (hopefully)
Up the bloody Villa 😎
Emi Buendia in the Bundesliga team of the week 😎
April 28, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Emi Buendia in the Bundesliga team of the week 😎
We could really do with Man Utd winning 17-0 today.
April 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
We could really do with Man Utd winning 17-0 today.
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 4:17 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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Reposted by Not Fernando Nelson
🥳 COMPETITION
Yo, it's Xmas-ish and our shop is full of wonkily doodled football nonsense - SO as we're new here & still trying to rediscover our Twitter pals (& hopefully vice versa) if would be ace if you could share this post & we'll chuck a free set of mugs to 2 lucky RTers
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Yo, it's Xmas-ish and our shop is full of wonkily doodled football nonsense - SO as we're new here & still trying to rediscover our Twitter pals (& hopefully vice versa) if would be ace if you could share this post & we'll chuck a free set of mugs to 2 lucky RTers
🛒 noscoredraws.com
December 6, 2024 at 8:39 PM
🥳 COMPETITION
Yo, it's Xmas-ish and our shop is full of wonkily doodled football nonsense - SO as we're new here & still trying to rediscover our Twitter pals (& hopefully vice versa) if would be ace if you could share this post & we'll chuck a free set of mugs to 2 lucky RTers
🛒 noscoredraws.com
Yo, it's Xmas-ish and our shop is full of wonkily doodled football nonsense - SO as we're new here & still trying to rediscover our Twitter pals (& hopefully vice versa) if would be ace if you could share this post & we'll chuck a free set of mugs to 2 lucky RTers
🛒 noscoredraws.com
"If you can't watch the game you might as well do a job" 😑
December 4, 2024 at 9:27 PM
"If you can't watch the game you might as well do a job" 😑
My streams are down and I'm having to return to the bad place to see the goals, but the Villa are winning!!
December 4, 2024 at 8:47 PM
My streams are down and I'm having to return to the bad place to see the goals, but the Villa are winning!!