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NotDougWhite
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Watching the company you work for crumble to pieces around you can be quite entertaining. I have no dog in this fight. As long as the check clears, I'll be here to watch the dumpster fire.
October 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I'm not allergic to shrimp, but my body definitely doesn't like two pounds of shrimp.

I might have overdone it.
October 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Driving two hours in the rain to get a seafood boil from my wife's favorite Cajun spot
October 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
October 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Good morning. Some of the worst people you will ever meet are “nice”.
October 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
You can't use how someone else treated you as an excuse to mistreat others. It just seems like you want a reason to be hateful.
October 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Meetings should not be mandatory if they have absolutely nothing to do with my department. What do you mean I just sat here on the phone for an hour for no reason?
September 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Honestly, I genuinely love it when my work truck needs some maintenance. The thought of spending three hours sitting in a lobby playing on my phone, getting paid for it, on a Friday? It's a perfect situation, and I'd gladly take it.
September 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Starting the day with an empty social battery is not ideal. It's going to be a long Friday
September 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Gas station hot box food just hits different
September 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
This boy can get comfortable anywhere
September 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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When I said I would take your survey later I was lying.
September 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
September 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Had a pretty good view of the Milky Way last night

#Astrophotography #MilkyWay
September 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
After begging to be let out, he's just lying in the dirt.
September 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Why is everyone so upset about it? He said this was necessary
September 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I know how Mario felt finding out Peach was in a different castle.

The car I drove 3 hours to pick up is actually at a different location, 3 hours farther away.
Round trip of 425 miles tomorrow. All to move a car 80 miles.

I'll be getting a good chunk of my book done in that time.
elmo from sesame street looks at the camera with his mouth open
Alt: elmo from sesame street looks at the camera and shrugs their shoulders
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September 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Round trip of 425 miles tomorrow. All to move a car 80 miles.

I'll be getting a good chunk of my book done in that time.
elmo from sesame street looks at the camera with his mouth open
Alt: elmo from sesame street looks at the camera and shrugs their shoulders
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September 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
#LEGO keytar my ol' lady put together this weekend
September 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
You want me to set the passcode to get into your office as "1234"?

Whatever you say, ma'am.
September 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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stop 👏 messaging 👏 sex workers 👏 if 👏 you 👏 aren’t 👏 buying
September 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Bert & Ernie

Rescue office guppies that no one else could manage for some reason

I promise, they're in there
September 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"Our workload has been kind of light, I'm afraid if I don't let admin know they'll hold it against us"

Boy if you don't shut your mouth!
September 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Mixing nacho cheese and some shredded roast on top of some fries was the right move to make

#munchies
September 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
A late start to some Sunday fishing.

Now I just need to catch some

#kayakfishing #kayaking #fishing #outdoors #lake #sundaymorning
August 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM